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"(Namgam's past POV or some shit)"

"You soon find yourself lost inside ASDA."

N "FUCK."

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NC "DOUBLE FUCK."

"Suddenly, a zombie approaches the two of you."

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zombie "Welcome to ASDA."

"The zombie slaps its ass."

zombie "I am a zombie clerk or some shit."

"The zombie slaps its ass again."

"There's an awkward silence."

zombie "Well, bye."

"The zombie walks off, slapping its ass."

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"Suddenly, you have an idea for once."

"You run after the zombie."

N "Wait!"

"The zombie stops and turns to face you."

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zombie "What?"

"The zombie slaps its ass again."

N "Where are the Snickers?"

zombie "How should I know?"

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NC "You said you were a clerk."

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zombie "Oh."

"The zombie slaps its ass again."

zombie "That way."

"The zombie slaps its ass again and then points up."

N "Thanks."

zombie "Okay."

"The zombie slaps its ass again as it walks off."

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"The two of you fly upward and find a floating shelf."

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N "Perfect!"

"You turn to yourself."

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N "Fifty fifty is fine, right?"

NC "Fuck no!"

N "What?"

NC "I'M TAKING ONE HUNDRED PERCENT, BIATCH!"

N "YOU'RE BETRAYING ME NOW?"

N "WHY?"

NC "YOU'D TOTALLY DO THE SAME TO ME!"

N "WHAT?!"

N "YOU OBVIOUSLY AREN'T A GOOD CLONE OF ME THEN!"

N "I WOULD TOTALLY NEVER SAY 'TOTALLY'!"

NC "FUCK YOU!"

N "YEAH, I WILL!"

N "I'LL FUCK ME UP!"

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N "BOOM DICK."

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"You eat all the Snickers."

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"(You're Pickle again.)"

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