Cloud was walking through Ponyville's park one day when he spotted a box. He walked over to it to discover that it was one of those days again. In the box sat Vesper in a Primotaur form, very, very naked.

"Hey," greeted Vesper. "So this happened." There were a few seconds of silence as Cloud realised how stupid his life was.

"No," he said, turning around and walking away. Vesper looked surprised.

"What?"

"No."

"What do you mean 'no'?! You can't just leave me like this!" She called out, gripping the sides of the box. Cloud stopped for a moment to glance over his shoulder at her.

"Just... Just no." He continued walking, leaving her to die from hypothermia.