P: "Oh for fuck's sake..."

P: "I'd better go and tell the others."

"You go out into the hallway and immediately see Namgam just standing there."

"You walk up to him."

P: "Namgam, another guy's dead."

N: "Oh."

"There's an awkward silence."

"It goes on for a long time."

"You two are just sort of standing there."

N: "Italian Spiderman isn't dead, he's faking it."

P: "Oh."

"There's another awkward silence."

"It also goes on for a long time."

"You two are just sort of standing there again."

P: "Does the writing suddenly seem shittier to you?"

D: "That's 'cause he's writing this for a while."

N: "Yeah."

P: "Oh."

P: "When did you even get here?"

"She shrugs."

"There's yet another awkward silence."

"It goes on for the longest time."

"You three are just sort of standing there."

N: "Spiderman's probably dead by now."

P: "I thought you said he was faking?"

D: "Yeah, but then Luna killed him."

P: "Oh."

"There's one last awkward silence before you go to the class trial."

"Monokuma just traveled back in time, ate all the grapes, waited until now, and then drank the wine in his stomach."

Monokuma: "ueovfbqv vhoie;nsa rvfjapieddjnipsamavdsij wavhipn'"

Monokuma: "poiuytrewqwertyuiopoi 86348764612 frhiopnar"

Monokuma: "ygygyygygygygygyyygygygygygygygygygygygygygygyggygygygygyggygygy"

Monokuma: "Tweh weh"

N: "It was Luna."

D: "Yeah."

Batman: "Okay."

"Luna dies."

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"It was a beautiful day."

"Probably."

"I mean, the windows are covered up."

"So you can't really tell."

"Namgam and Cube come over to you."

P: "How long is this fucking thing?"

N: "Batman hooked Fluttercomputer up to the network."

D: "She got far enough in to save Namgam when he's gonna get crushed later."

N: "But only me."

N: "If Batman gets crushed, he'll be dead if he isn't too badass to be crushed."

"Some blonde guy comes over to you."

Nagisa: "Sakura's dead."

P: "Oh."

Nagisa: "Just thought I'd let you know."

P: "Okay."

P: "Thanks."

"He walks off again."

N: "I'm gonna go make a sandwich."

"He also walks off."

P: "So..."

"You struggle to find a new thing to talk about."

P: "Can you actually fly?"

"Cube shrugs."

P: "Oh."

"Batman walks over to you."

P: "Hey, Batman."

Batman: "Hello Banana and Magic Horse."

P: "Have you heard about Sakura?"

Batman: "Yeah."

Batman: "It was suicide."

P: "Nice to know."

P: "How'd she do it?"

Batman: "Poison."

Batman: "There were also traces of DNA from you two suggesting that you beat her with bottles non-fatally."

P: "How did you find DNA?"

"Namgam appeared from nowhere holding a sandwich in his magic."

N: "His mask can swap to scan different frequencies of shit."

N: "Usually he'd have Oracle to help him identify stuff after the Joker shot her in the spine and took naked pictures of her."

N: "He was trying to mind-fuck Gordan."

N: "Oracle's his daughter."

N: "So she had to sop being Batgirl and became Oracle."

"Everyone is staring at him."

Batman: "How the fuck did you even know-?"

"Monokuma fell out of the ceiling."

Monokuma: "iz fuckin truial tijmwe.2"

"You all go to the trial."

"Fluttercomputer dies."

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"You find a big ass knife."

Maya: "Let's give it to Namgam."

Nagisa: "Yeah that seems like a good idea."

N: "Why?"

"They give it to Namgam and then he has a fever dream and someone tries to stab him but Batman saves him."

"You're watching it happen I guess."

"Then a dead body explodes."

"You all go to the trial and Batman blames Namgam."

"You agree."

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"You are Namgam now."

N: "I guess I'm in a trash heap now."

"The next day."

N: "Fuck I'm hungry."

Batman: "Hey bro."

N: "Hey Batbro."

Batman: "I got you food bro."

"He gives you food."

N: "Thanks bro."

"You eat the food."

N: "How are you here bro?"

Batman: "'Cause I'm Batman bro."

N: "Cool story bro."

Batman: "Let's go bro."

N: "K bro."

"You go up a ladder and find everyone else."

N: "Hey guys I'm not dead."

"You are Pickle again."

P: "Shit he survived."

Monokuma: "Yoo cnu invcestate niwn iff you wnajht"

Batman: "Good."

"You all find a room with a TV."

"Batman fixes it 'cause he's fucking BATMAN."

"A game loads up."

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D: "Holy shit we're in inception."

D: "Anyway, we need to go to the last trial and do all of that dramatic stuff since we won't be able to get to Bipper."

D: "He's got the armoured bunker thing."

N: "So?"

N: "We have Batman."

D: "Oh."

D: "Right."

"They turned to Batman, who nodded in understanding."

P: "Wait, how did he follow ANY of that?!"

"'Cause he's FUCKING BATMAN."

"Batman pulled out his cryptographic sequencer and opened the door remotely."

"He then went to the trapdoor on the floor, lined the hinges with explosive gel and blew them off."

"He ripped the door off of the ground and threw it aside."

"Bipper poked his head out of the hole."

Bipper: "Huh."

Bipper: "Now that I think about it, bringing Batman here was really fucking stupid."

Bipper: "Oh well."

"Bipper suddenly put himself through the executions."

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Batman: "Well, I technically didn't break my no kill rule, so..."

Batman: "I'm just gonna take that as a win."

"You all go to the big vault door and Batman hacks it open."

"A white light shines onto you and everyone starts being dramatic."

N: "BATMAN!"

N: "WILL I EVER SEE YOU AGAIN?!"

Batman: "I fucking hope not."

N: "CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?!"

"Batman sighs."

"He pulls out a batarang and a pen."

"He signs the batarang and gives it to Namgam."

Batman: "Now fuck off forever."

N: "ARIGATOU, BATMAN-SENPAI!"

"put a thing between you and nagisa here"

"Maya leans over to you to whisper in your ear."

Maya: "I watched you sleeping!"

P: "Fucking amazing."

"The light overwhelms you and you black out."

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