Vesper suddenly found herself in a wibbly place, staring at a floating door. She frowned.

"How did I get from Pizza Shit to here?" She asked herself. She suddenly had a strong urge to walk through the door in front of her, but ignored it as she noticed she was once again a type one human. "Ugh... Again?" There was no reply since she didn't feel like talking to herself. "Welp, may as well make the most of it this time." She pulled off her clothing and made use of her fingers.

It was some time later and Vesper was getting close to losing consciousness.

"I'm about to pass out from dehydration, so now's a good time to stop," she said to herself. "Wow, I've been talking to myself a lot more since that event that might not have happened yet 'cause the author doesn't know when this is set." She shrugged. "I guess I should just go through the door."

She walked towards the door but, before she could reach it, slipped in some mysterious liquids that weren't in the last scene. She fell through the doorway and smashed her head against the ground.

"Huh?" Said a voice Vesper didn't recognise. "Another one?"

"W-Why is she naked?!" Squealed another voice Vesper didn't recognise.

"Shut up, you Tweh Weh fangirl!" Shouted another voice Vesper didn't recognise.

"What's that stuff all over her hands and legs?" Asked another voice Vesper didn't recognise. "Wait a minute...! I-Is that-?!"

"I'll help her up!" Yet another voice Vesper didn't recognise exclaimed gleefully. It was just then that Vesper decided to climb to her feet. She got up just in time to see a short male human in a chef's hat running towards her with berry juice shooting out of his nose. She suddenly realised that the pink stuff wasn't berry juice at all and was in fact blood. Why is it pink? Does this universe want to lower it's age rating or something? 'Cause I just ruined any chance of that.

Before the mini-chef could reach her, a pink rabbit-wizard exploded onto a teacher's desk.

No, really.

"Oh," Vesper said to herself, "we're doin' this shit again." She tried clicking her fingers to summon fire, but the liquids made it impossible. Damn, and I don't have any clothes to wipe this onto either... "Hey, do any of you have a towel or a box of Kleenex or something?"

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