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Mental Barfing

by The Hybrid Changeling

Chapter 23: DanganVesper 2: Goodbye Despair, Hello Pain [Part 2]

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DanganVesper 2: Goodbye Despair, Hello Pain [Part 2]

After taking the hat off of the chef and using it to mop up her... Mess, Vesper decided to listen to what the next stuffed animal had to say.

"Oh no!" It exclaimed in an annoyed voice. "W-Were those fluids-?!"

"Just get the fuck on with it," Vesper interrupted. The rabbit-wizard looked depressed.

"That's not very nice, you know..." Oh for...!

"You have ten seconds to talk." The rabbit-wizard panicked and started explaining.


One explanation later, the walls of the classroom fell down to reveal a beach on an island. Vesper groaned.

"Um..." Said the now hat-less chef. "Wha-Wha-Wha-Wha-Wha-Wha-Wha-What?!"

"This is a joke, right?" Asked the pink haired guy.

"Wh-Where are we?!" Screamed a girl resembling Twilight. Wait, Twilight? Before Vesper could call out to her, a girl with a camera spoke loudly.

"Huh?! Wh-What's going on?!"

"Everyone!" Called the rabbit-wizard. "Please stay calm!" And so began an onslaught of talking from everyone at once. Nothing that any of the humans said was very interesting to Vesper, so she started playing around with her mohawk. That is, until a white-haired human wearing a dull-green coat spoke up.

"Perhaps..." He began. "You brought us to this island to make us kill each other...?!" It was this that reminded Vesper of why she wanted to wipe off her... Mess in the first place. She clicked her fingers to summon a ball of blue flame before hurling it at the white-haired human. There's his reward for reminding me... Before the Fire Bolt could impact him, it was deflected by the staff the rabbit-wizard was holding.

"What are you doing?!" The rabbit-wizard screamed. "Why are you trying to hurt people?!" Without answering, Vesper summoned two Support Circles, one above and one below the rabbit. She forced them towards each other, crushing the rabbit into a metal cylindar.

Before anyone could react to the kinda-sorta-not-really-murder, the sky was suddenly overcast with the darkest of clouds. Wait a minute... Clouds in the sky make it overcast? Fucking hell, my name is a sex joke... A familiar bear appeared from who-fucking-cares.

"M-!" He tried to say before cutting himself off at the sight of Vesper. "Oh fuck, not you again..." Next Chapter: Dirty Thoughts Estimated time remaining: 57 Minutes

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