Luna walked into Celestia's room to find her reading a newspaper.

"What is wrong, sister?" Asked the moon goddess. Celestia sighed and put the paper down.

"For some reason," she started in reply, "religious nuts believe that they need to censor all kinds of sexual things from the youth to prevent them from doing the ham-ramming."

"Why?"

"I'm not sure, but I need to sort this out. Prepare a city wide announcement."

Celestia stood upon the stage, with everypony in Canterlot looking up at her.

"Everypony!" She declared. "I have an announcement to make!" There was a dramatic pause. "Feel free to fuck each other's brains out!" The crowd cheered before devolving into a city-wide orgy. Next Chapter: Danganronpa - Vesper Edition Estimated time remaining: 1 Hour, 2 Minutes