"Oh great, you make the spirit of social anxiety the leader of the friendship warriors."

"Bugger, it's going to be hard to extort Ponies and sell at high prices now!"

"I have hundreds of fetishes! Shit! Fuckin' elements!"

"It's gonna be hard to plead 'not guilty' in court if I keep laughing like this!"

"Oh no, now I can't finish getting that restraining order against Pinkie..."

"Oh dear, now that I'm the element of kindness, I can't torture my animal slaves anymore..."

"Fuck you, Celestia!"