Ird and Noodle were walking through a city park during a romantic sunset, holding hands limbs. Suddenly, Ird was snatched away by an obese man with a mustache dressed in mysterious clothing.

"Passo ora esigere la mia vendetta, Noodle-pianta!" Exclaimed the strange Italian man. Noodle gasped.

"No!" He cried out in a manly tone. "Italian Spiderman! My worst enemy!"

"Save me, Noodle!" Screamed Ird.

"I will, baby, just gimme a minute!"

"Non c'è niente che tu possa fare per fermare me!" Yelled Italian Spiderman, pulling out a shotgun with one hand. "Ora si muore, e io sarò la pianta più sexy del parco!" He fired, hitting Noodle in his plant-chest. Noodle fell to the ground, poke'blood spurting from his chest.

"Noodle!" Screamed Ird. Suddenly, a shining light fell from the sky. The light faded to reveal what the object really was; an Egoraptor! The Grump ran over to Noodle and used his magic to restore him back to glory. Noodle leapt onto the Egoraptor's back and charged towards Italian Spiderman.

"I'm gonna deal with you once and for all, Italian Spiderman!" Declared Noodle. "I'm gonna unleash the frenzy plant!"

"Non la frenesia!" Quivered Italian Spiderman. Just before he collided with him, Noodle jumped off of the Egoraptor. With luck, he landed on the ground. The Egoraptor slammed into Italian Spiderman, giving him Massive Mind Loss until he died. He managed to force out his last words. "Sto arrivando, Ultross..."

"That was close, the knife sounded like it had no reason." Ird ran over to Noodle and they made passionate poke'love next the bloody corpse until the moon was high in the sky.