Having defeated the scourge of news stories about her banal personal life, Twilight must now face a far greater and more embarrassing threat:
News stories speculating about her nonexistent love life.
She's beginning to get a little annoyed.
Not a one shot anymore, because reasons.
Twilight Sparkle is getting tired of this nonsense in the papers, constantly writing things about her inane day to day activities. So she's going to do something about it...
Having defeated the scourge of news stories about her banal personal life, Twilight must now face a far greater and more embarrassing threat: News stories about her love life.