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Twilight Sparkle is getting tired of this nonsense in the papers, constantly writing things about her inane day to day activities. So she's going to do something about it...
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Twilight Sparkle is tired of this nonsense.

Every day, a slew of articles all focused on the minute details of her life invade her beloved newspapers. "Twilight Sparkle Eats Peaches." "Twilight Sparkle Hates Tea." "Twilight Sparkle Uses a Microwave." "Twilight Sparkle Makes Toast." All of it clogging up her precious sources of information from cities across Equestria.

But no more. The time has come to put an end to it, once and for all.

Written with thanks to Marceline from the #FimFiction IRC and for no good reason other than it sounded funny in my head.

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7,084 words: Estimated 29 Minutes to read: [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]

2 Chapters:

  1. The Last Straw [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jul 28th, 2014
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  2. Intended Consequences [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jul 21st, 2014
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Published Jul 19th, 2014
Last Update Jul 21st, 2014

Other Titles in this Series:

  1. Twilight Verbs Article Nouns

    by Lapis-Lazuli and Stitch
    30 Dislikes, 13,750 Views

    Twilight Sparkle is getting tired of this nonsense in the papers, constantly writing things about her inane day to day activities. So she's going to do something about it...

    Everyone
    Complete
    Random
    Comedy
    Slice of Life

    2 Chapters, 7,084 words: Estimated 29 Minutes to read: Cached
    Published Jul 19th, 2014
    Last Update Jul 21st, 2014
  2. Twilight Sparkle Exports Herself Repeatedly

    by Lapis-Lazuli and Stitch
    24 Dislikes, 11,878 Views

    Having defeated the scourge of news stories about her banal personal life, Twilight must now face a far greater and more embarrassing threat: News stories about her love life.

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