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The O.C. Story

by MrAquino

Chapter 54: Chapter 54: Kane's weird adventure, a new member, and the search for Kane

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Chapter 54: Kane's weird adventure, a new member, and the search for Kane

"There's something you may need." Luna said "One that will aid you a lot." The three alicorns laid down their horns and casted a spell, surrounding each of the 4 heroes. They flew in the air and began to glow either yellow, blue, or pink. It ended, and the landed back on the floor.

"What just happened?" Russell asked

"You each share the peer we have with our element." Celestia said.

"You have been my power of the night," Luna said "your strangeness is equal to mine... but not as weird."

"You have my power of love." Cadence said to Gustavo "Though you don't show it, and you may be really be a boy in real life, but your love it to your whole group."

"And Doug," Celestia said "You may be a real jerk from time to time, and selfish in the center of it all, but you have a burning passion to save the world. You have the sun by your side now."

"What about me?" Matt asked

"You are really special. You're a close friend to the giant that everyone oohs up to, but you never show envy at all. You have been given all our might as a way to help your group stay together."

"Consider this a deserving reward." Luna added

"Thank you." The 4 said, bowing down to the three princesses.

"Well then," Bill said "Let's party!!!" He turned on some leakers, playing the song "Gas Pedal".

"Bill Cliton!?!?!?" They all asked

"It's a long story." Dash said.

"Whatever it is," Twilight said "I'm just glad you two are safe."

"Are you sure we should be partying?" A.J. asked "Something can go wrong!!!"

With Kane:

Kane woke up with the other giants to see that a bunch of their prisoners escaping. He felt something crawl into his mane, but didn't want to give them away. A familiar face came up to him, but he had huge ice bags in his mouth: His evil Clone!!!

"Hey!!!" The evil clone said, spitting out the ice bags "Have you seen some prisoners come here? Seven at least?" Kane stared, looking blank with no clue on what he meant. "Never mind. You idiots. If any of you had brain cells, then you can be of use to us. If I had my teeth before fighting... him... I'd hunt them down my selves." He left, stomping away in anger.

"Hey," Kane whispered are you alright?"

"Oh no!" a male voice said "Please don't eat us!!! We have families!!!"

"Don't worry, I'm not like them."

"Bully!!!" Another male said "One wrong move and I'll stab your brain!!!"

"No, tell me where you live, and I promise, I will take you there."

"I think we can trust this one." Another voice said

"I agree John." another said "Take us home please."

"If you don't, We'll kill you!!!"

"Fair enough." Kane said "Lead the way."

"Head northeast." Without a word, Kane got up and, jumping over the gates, headed Northeast. Hours had passed, leading into nighttime, but Kane didn't tire. He should feel them get out of his mane & onto his back, investigating him all around, even have a sword being stick into his... rear end, causing him to shiver a bit. Soon, they arrived at a small village. Not a single pony was there, but real horses, and the humans dressed as if they were from the Colonial America. The people screamed at his presence, yelling he was a monster!!!

"Wait!!!" One of the voices said "He's an ally to our new country."

"New Country?" Kane asked "Why are you dresses as if this were 1776?"

"It is 1776." A woman said below, hiding behind a barrel. Kane's eyes widened. He crouched on all 4 & let one of his wings acted as a slide. Soon, he saw the ones on his back.

"Oh my god." Kane simply said "George Washington, John Adams, Benjamin Franklin, Alexander Hamilton, Thomas Jefferson, James Madison, and... um..."

"I'm John Jay!!!"

"Yeah... history will not really remember you. Still, OH MY GOD!!! YOU WERE ALL RIDING ME!?!?!? (That just sounded gay)"

"We were giant horse with wings & horn." Ben Franklin replied "You saved us from your own kind that devour us as grass!"

"Yeah... that's not my kind... not fully, but close."

"What are they then?" John Adams asked

"Well... it's a long tale."

"Well then," Thomas said "tell us while we're having a feast!!! Do you drink tea?"

"Not a lot, and I'm certainly not going to drink that from Britian."

"That's the spirit!!! Everyone, come out and meet our hero-"

"It's Kane, Kane Aquino."

With the Others:

"She's right," Doug said "Though I wouldn't expect her to say something that smart-"

"HEY!!!" A.J. yelled

"We need to find Kane!"

"But we're not sure if he's in the same place!" Dash exclaimed

"He could've fell in with himself," Pinkie said "OR WORSE!!!"

"Come on," Matt said "he may still be over there, but he'll most likely blend in there."

"He wouldn't." The two said together.

"Oh... well... we should go back!"

"I'm going with you." Twilight said

"Same thing here," Fluttershy said "that is... if you're fine with it."

"We're going with you!!!" Dash said, holding pinkie.

"It's not very lady like to leave a friend behind," Rarity said "And I will go."

"Darn tootin'" A.J. said.

"Well then," Gustavo said "I guess we're together again."

"We'll stay here," Roland said "If they're going to attack us, we might as well say you left to find your friend."

"Thanks," Russell said "I guess?"

"Come on then," Twilight said "We better find him before something strange like altering history happens. They walked off back to Canterlot.

With Kane:

The whole village was in a large celebration. Authentic 1700's music played live, with a lot of cider & Tons of baked goods around. Kane sat down on all fours in the middle of the area, catching goodies that were thrown at him in mid-air to swallow whole. Again, children were climbing all over him, but the adults made a sort of lifting competition, gambling to see who was the strongest by lifting one of Kane's hooves. Though he sort of ignored them all, he barely moved from his area, knowing that he could destroy a building and injure these more fragile people than with his peers. He did, gower, turned his head around to see a bunch of people wearing Native American suits & makeup.

"What's with the look?" Kane asked. They looked up to him with some fear, but were certain he would do no harm.

"We are the sons of Liberty!!!" One of them spoke, exiting the crowd and walking up to the giant. "We are here to stop the british's power over us, the colonists!!!"

"By what?"

"well... there's a ship filled with Tea in our town of Boston, and we are going to-"

"Throw that tea into the ocean!?!?!?"

"Yes... how did you-"

"I've got to see this!!! Uh... cloud you all move away a bit?" The people listened, as the children slid on his wing off and the people moved away to the sides. He got up on all fours and they were all amazed at his size. "Lead the way." They froze for a minute or two, but remembered what they were doing and marched to the docks. Kane followed in the very back, following the trail of torches. To him, they looked and acted like ants: staying in order no matter what, being the size of said insect to him, and, if he were to accidentally step on one, they'd go in a large panic. They arrived at the dock which, the boat looked like a bath toy when he was young.

"Will you be joining us?" One of the colonist asked, touching Kane's hooves

"Uh... no." Kane replied "I'm... recording this... for history."

"That is good then! Watch and be amazed at our first step to make the british listen to us!!!" Kane sat down, and watched in amazement of how they quickly boarded the ship, threw the tea off board, and burned the ship down to a crisp that felt like minutes than an hour or two.

Back with the others:

They looked at Canterlot from a distance, using telescopes to find their friend.

"Where was he?" Matt asked

"He was in the garden area," Dash responded "keeping watch in case anything happened."

"Well he ain't there no more." A.J. replied

"He might've moved a bit." Rarity said, rather disgusted at the sight of the giant evil clones of the heroes swallowing people whole. "We should get out of here."

"Let's not," Russell said, holding on to A.J. as if they were in a tango dance "Together, my fellow Apple lover, we shall show our love across the stars and make plenty of babies together." They all stared at the two awkwardly.

"That's so nice of you." A.J. said, making seductive eyes. They stared at each other a bit. Russell closed his eyes and perched his lips. They got closer to Applejack's. In a flash, A.J. pulled out another frying pan and hit Russell in the head, knocking him out!!!

"Hold on," Doug said "Look! Hoofprints!!! Heading North-East!!!"

"Why would he head Northeast?" Fluttershy asked

"We're going to find out soon enough." They heard a loud noise from the trees behind them. Two light came from the trees, and it moved towards them!!! They jumped out of the way and noticed it was a car! It's door opened, and a Stallion came out of the driver's area: He was the size of Kane (when he was normal and not giant), had a red coloring & yellow hooves like Big Macintosh, light brown short mane & tail, had a Battle Axe & a mace on his back, and held a sawed off shotgun.

"Who are you!?!?!?" Matt screamed in fear "Whatever you want, take it, it's all yours, JUST DON'T KILL US!!!" The stallion released a familiar laugh to him.

"Matt?" He asked "Is that you?" He laughed again.

"Do you know this creep?" Dash asked

"Oh my god!!!" The stallion said, laughing almost uncontrollably "Is that the Mane 6!?!? I can't believe it, I'm actually with the Mane 6!!!"

"Titus!?!?!?" Matt asked

"That's right. It's me, Titus." Titus is a person that knows Kane, Matt, and Russell from Church. He was introduced to the show, watching the Season 2 finale first, but watching the rest afterwards. He's more of a metal head, part of a Heavy Metal Band called "Pick up your Cross", and is overall, a man searching ways to be more awesome.

"Who are you?" Doug and Gustavo asked, hiding behind the sleeping body of Russell.

"Guys!" Matt said "This is Titus! We go to church together."

"Palm Valley Church." Titus corrected "Man, I still can't believe you guys are here!!!"

"We have been. Haven't you seen the news?"

"I've had, and I thought 'hey, I could join those cool dudes', I didn't think it would be you guys!!!"

"Well, ta-da!"

"Ta-Da indeed. Who are the others?"

"Well, that's Doug."

"'Sup."

"'Sup?" Doug replied sheepishly

"That's Russell." Matt continued

"Russell!!!" Titus yelled "What's up?" No response came "What's wrong with him?"

"He just meet Mr. Pan." A.J. said, cleaning her frying pan.

"And that is Gustavo." Matt finished. Titus came to Gustavo, got onto one leg as if he were a knight to a queen.

"Me lady," Titus said with a heroic tone. "Allow me to say that you are the most... beautiful ladies I have met... to this day."

"WHY YOU LITTLE!!!" Rarity yelled, trying to charge at Titus, but being held back by the others."

"This is weird to say," Gustavo said "But, I'm a guy."

"You must be joking." Titus replied

"He's actually right." Doug and Matt said. Titus gave a weird face, got back up from his pose, and whistled awkwardly.

"With them out of the way," Twilight said "Hello, I am-"

"Wait!" Titus interrupted "Let me guess... You're Twilight Sparkle, the Flying blue pegasus is Rainbow Dash, the orange is Applejack, white girl is rarity, the yellow is Fluttershy, and- oh yeah!!! Pinkie Pie!!!"

"Bro Hoof!!!" Titus and Pinkie yelled, jumping in the air and Bro-Hoofing each other.

"He's certainly strange," Rarity said, but then turning to look at Russell "But not as strange as THAT one."

"What are you up to?" Titus asked

"We're trying to look for Kane." Pinkie answered

"KANE IS HERE!?!?!? WHERE!?!?!?"

"We're going to find out by following his hoof prints."

"His Hoof-Prints?"

"Yep, just look with the telescope." Titus did, looking through.

"There's a bunch of Kane's over there."

"Nope, that's his evil clone made from Cobra, the real one most likely left us a track to follow him."

"Cobra?"

"And don't get me started on how they teamed up those so called 'Clone troopers' from 'Star Wars'."

"Star Wars!?!?"

"It's a long story." Matt said.

"Well," Titus said "Weirdness is my thing! Hop into my car and we will find him!!!"

Why thank you," Rarity said, entering his car. Everyone got inside, being crushed and smelling awful things inside "On second though, no thank you."

"Well hold on then," Titus said, starting his car "Cause we're-"

"DEAD!!!" Fluttershy yelled. The car drove off into the forest and felt the bumps everywhere!!! It felt like minutes, when, after a couple of seconds, they landed in the field and drove off, following the hoof-prints left by Kane. Everyone drove past Canterlot and found themselves in a field of grass. Each of the giant hoof prints became fresher & fresher, but the smell in the car became worse & worse. The car slowed down until it went into a complete stop.

"Dang it!!!" Titus yelled "Sorry guys, the car's out of gas. Look's like we're walking."

"THANK GOD!!!" Both Gustavo and Rarity yelled, leaving the car. They ran outside for a few feet, then puked. Everyone got out of the car and proceeded to continue on their adventure. Along the way, Matt told Titus their whole story, from when it started, to when Gustavo performed the dance of poles, Doug made Kane a snack for a dragon, Kane fought Godzilla, Russell''s disappearance, and all the way to Kane battling his giant, evil self after it swallowed them all. It would take them a long time just to find Kane, even if he was easily seeable.

With Kane:

Kane awoke from the next day seeing ropes were around him. A large group of angry villagers surrounded him with the town preacher rallying them up.

"Excuse me?" Kane asked. Everyone gasped at him, almost as if they had forgotten about him "Father, can you tell me what's going on? Why am I covered with rope?"

"Witchcraft!!!" The preach yelled, holding a torch

"Witchcraft? Why?"

"You don;t see it? You're a talking horse, one that is a giant, and can fly!"

"Don't forget magic from my horn."

"It's witchcraft I tell you!!! Someone turned you into that and wants you to-"

"Wait, someone TURNED me into this? Shouldn't I be a victim then? And if I were to be changed into anything, I'd pick Zeddie Little... or a woman with humongous breasts... oh yeah... that's awesome."

"He even commits adultery!!! Burn the witch!!!" Kane simply blowed some wind, extinguishing the torch easily.

"If it makes you feel better, I'm leaving."

"You can't!!! The ropes will-" Kane simply got up easily as the ropes ripped the ground. Some of the men went to the ropes and tried to hold Kane down. Kane simply picked the ropes off his back using his mouth and gently placed it on the floor.

"Bye." He turned and left. Everyone stood still for a couple of minutes, not knowing what just happened. Kane walked home, but saw his horn glowing. He tried to ignore it, but teleported to another area: he was in a city area, though not as advanced as today's. Night was out, and there was barely anyone walking around. He heard some noises and peeked inside a window. A man was there in front of some invention

"Alright Naptha," he said to himself "Try this out on my new Two Stroke Engine for 1878!!!" He lured what was gasoline indie the engine and it began to run. "IT'S A SUCESS!!!" He ran towards the window Kane was peeking in. Kane looked away and ducked below.

"This is getting weird." Kane said "I gotta get out of here."

Next Chapter: Chapter 55: The weakest rap battle with Bandits, Russell's Fetish, and Kane's Girlfriend Estimated time remaining: 17 Minutes
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