The O.C. Story
Chapter 53: Chapter 53: Didney land, rescuing princesses, Bill Clinton and the Clone's plan.
Previous Chapter Next Chapter"He will need to help us out." Roland said, jumping & landing next to Fluttershy "Will you be willing to help out everyone here?"
"I don't see why not." Kane said, finishing the last of his giant salad. "What do I need to do? Dig a tunnel to Disneyland?"
"That's... actually it."
"Really?" A few moments later, they went back to where Kane had awoken. Discord appeared, sitting on the Giant's horn.
"I really didn't want to do this," Discord said a bit dramatically "but, if it means helping these survivors, there's a cave right below this area that you can dig through."
"How sweet of you," Fluttershy said, giving him a kiss on the cheek. Doug gave an angry stare, the same one he gave to Gustavo, but he couldn't do it for this was actually canon in the show... kinda. Kane stomped the ground and a huge hole appeared: The cave was much deeper than they had anticipated, and some jewels were shown.
"Alright," Roland said "I'm going to get everyone to help you dig. You may be big, but even you'll need a little help."
"Little." Kane said, chuckling to himself.
"Funny. Just go in there."
"Yes sir!" Kane went under there, using a spell to light up the area: diamonds everywhere he went, and he began to rip a wall of rock, revealing an abandoned mining shaft. Many of the survivors, including the heroes & Mane 6, entered with their own pickaxes and torches.
"Jeez," Matt said "Does this remind you of Minecraft?"
"It kinda does." Kane replied. One of the survivors had a boom box and played a song: drums began to play in a way that felt like a mix of "Heigh-Ho" with Skyrim. Russell picked up an old horn & blew into it. Something must've possessed them all, because, in their eyes, they saw that they were in a large mining area with dwarves everywhere, wearing dwarven gear. Soon, a song came up!!!
Kane: "Brothers of the mine rejoice!"
Everyone else: "Swing, swing, swing with me!!!"
K: "Raise your pick and raise your voice!!!!"
E: "Sing, sing, sing with me!!!"
K: "Down and down into the deep, Who knows what we'll find beneath Diamonds, rubies, gold, and more, hidden in the mountain store!!!"
E: "Born underground, suckled from a teat of stone, Raised in the dark, the safety of our mountain home. Skin made of iron, steel in our bones, to dig and dig makes us free, Come on, brothers, sing with me!"
All: I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole, Diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole. I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole, Diggy diggy hole, digging a hole!!!
K: The sunlight will not reach this low
E: Deep, deep in the mine
K: Never seen the blue moon glow
E: Dwarves won't fly so high
K: Fill a glass and down some mead, Stuff your bellies at the feast! Stumble home and fall asleep, Dreaming in our mountain keep
E: Born underground, grown inside a rocky womb
The Earth is our cradle; the mountain shall become our tomb
Face us on the battlefield; you will meet your doom
We do not fear what lies beneath, we can never dig too deep
A: I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
Diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole
I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
Diggy diggy hole, digging a hole
I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
Diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole
I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
Diggy diggy hole, digging a hole
E: Born underground, suckled from a teat of stone
Raised in the dark, the safety of our mountain home
Skin made of iron, steel in our bones
To dig and dig makes us free
Come on, brothers, sing with me
A: I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
Diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole
I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
Diggy diggy hole, digging a hole
I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
Diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole
I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
Diggy diggy hole, digging a hole!!!
That moment passed, and they found themselves at, coincidentally, the Snow White & the 7 Dwarves ride. Kane was still underground, but he saw that they had mined all their way to the Disneyland area, almost non-stop, with paths made for everyone to their area, it seemed almost unnatural.
"Who's there?" a voice asked
"It's us." Roland replied "The survivors in the mountain."
"How'd you get here without us noticing you?"
"We digged our way here, as a way to help us connect."
"...alright. Have anyone with you?"
"Some other miners, the heroes with their friends, and the giant."
"THE GIANT!?!?!? Come on up!!!"
"Alright!!! You might wanna sit down before you come up."
"Got it." Kane said, sitting down and admiring their work. It took a while,, but they all the regular sized one made it out.
"Alright," Matt said "You can come up now."
"I might want to to it outside," Kane said "I fear I may be too big."
"Makes sense to me." Gustavo said. In a few moments, they saw the outside's ground break, and the huge Alicorn came up, covered in dust with mud & water. They never realized it at first, but he stood much taller than the Cinderella building, which is a good thing. (Remember, Kane fought Godzilla before. Godzilla is about 100 meters tall. The Cinderella building is about 30 meters tall.) The crowd couldn't believe it, but he was there: towering over everyone, but is gentle enough to lean his head forward and simply say-
"Nice place you got here." Kane said, greeting to the leader. He was stunned, jaw wide open with Awe, could't even say anything. "So... about what's next?" The leader snapped out of it, getting serious
"Yes," the leader said "the plan... well... we need to find a way to rescue..."
"Canterlot?" Twilight asked
"Yes! Canterlot. We need a way to save that town. well..."
"Do you even have a plan?" Twilight asked
"I do!!!" The leader said "We will get some of our scouts to enter, via your friend, and take steal what their plans are. If something goes wrong, he can cause a huge distraction to help gat them out!"
"Alright." Kane said "Who's willing to join?" Many of the soldiers stood still, murmuring among themselves about who should go & if they can really trust him. Out of the Snow-white ride, Dash & Pinkie entered the area, looking around on what's going on. Dash, carrying Pinkie, saw Kane & flew up to him.
"YOU'RE AWAKE!!!" Dash yelled "THAT'S AWESOME!!!"
"I know. I'm gonna need some people to help infiltrate Canterlot."
"Sign us up then!" Pinkie yelled "We're ready to go!"
"...really?"
"Yep, we're bound to win this!!!"
"I'll join!" A soldier yelled
"So will I!!!" Another yelled
"Don't go there without me!" Soon, a bunch of soldiers, both human & pony, wished to join, resulting in about 20 joining.
"Good luck," Matt said "You're gonna need it."
"Thanks," Kane replied, putting his wing down for the humans, earth ponies, and unicorns to climb on his back. "I will make sure each of these get back."
"I'm gonna bet at least one won't make it out." Doug whispered to Gustavo. Kane left, walking to where Canterlot was at.
"Well," Russell said. "I'm gonna get ready to celebrate."
"Celebrate?" A.J. asked "There's a chance they may fail! I'm gonna get ready to retaliate in case some others come here!"
"Please," Rarity said "Our friends can take care of themselves quite well. Our giant saved us from being turned into a snack, should that not be enough?"
"Considering the others are as tall as him, with the help of space-trooper fellows and smaller clones our size to hold us down, I'm pretty frightened for me & ma family!"
"Maybe we should take precautions." Fluttershy said "I don't want any of the children here to be hurt."
"We won't do anything yet." the leader & Roland said
"If they're not back until tomorrow," Roland said "then we will get ready. For now, let's just rest." Roland left to check on what their men were doing. Matt went up to the leader of the other group, rubbing himself on his leg like that of a cat or dog.
"Are you sure this will work?" Matt asked
"I have no idea." The leader replied, petting behind his ears. Matt released a warm sound, similar to when a cat purrs "The name's Benny, by the way."
"Benny... that sounds nice."
Back with Kane:
Kane, crouching down with trees for cover, looked over a hill and saw Canterlot had changed to a giant prison holding area: All the clone troopers acted as security guards, moving their prisoners into cage while riding the average sized clones of the five friends as... well... horses, but also using them as guard dogs. The Giants, on the other hand, some brought in their prisoners, acting as rough guardsmen, pushing their target to the floor as a way to speed up and, if hungry or showed an example of their power, had one of them as a snack, swallowed whole! Many of the clones used the giants similar to that as the Walkers in "The Battle of Hoth", but with more security onboard and snipers, but other clones went to the giants & both cleaned & checked them, for a few of their prisoners made it out of sight, but climbed to hid in their fur and/or mane &/or tail.
"Great!!!" One of the scouts with them said "What are we going to do now?"
"Hold on," another said, looking out "We could sneak aboard!"
"That's stupid!" one said around "They're investigating all over those giants like security airports."
"Almost: they're not checking the inside."
"Wait," Kane said "You don't mean-"
"They aren't checking inside those giants mouths at all!!! They know those things will eat them if they do! After all, if you're escaping from giants, would you sit in their mouth?" They all had a disturbed look on their faces, but knew what had to be done.
"Can you not swallow us?" Dash asked, shutting her eyes tight.
"I think it's best for you all to get under my tongue." Kane said, also a bit disturbed at what they had to do "I may had a huge meal, but I'm still hungry. You may taste delicious for all I know, but I'm not gonna risk it. Might as well hop in & get it over with, I suppose."
"Don't worry," Pinkie said "We won't make you... tongue tied!!!" Everyone groaned at that joke. Kane opened his mouth, closed his eyes, and lifted his tongue for everyone to get inside. To Dash & Pinkie, it looked intimidating, but not as much as his evil clone's. They all went inside, disgusted at the saliva around them, but lied down on the squishy floor, only to have a pink ceiling, that was sticky, drop on them. Darkness came around them, and they could only hear the giant's breathing with drops of saliva falling. Kane opened his eyes & felt everyone under his tongue. He got up and started to make his way to Canterlot. They didn't even recognize him as an enemy, but a Giant Kane coming back from an unsuccessful hunt. He felt all the clones climb him, checking in his mane, tail, and overall coat to find some scroungers around. They left, signaling that he was clear for the opening & able to enter. He took it, and walked a bit, seeing all the other giants staring at him a bit, but resuming with their other things such as napping, wrestling their comrades, or hunting an escapee to only have as a snack. Kane was disgusted by this and headed to the Canterlot Garden. A door was there, unguarded by anyone, leading straight into the castle. He spat everyone out, seeing all are alive & grossed out by their experience in a fat glob of spit.
"Never speak of this." Dash simply said.
"We're never gonna do that again." a scout said.
"Just stand guard while we find out what's going on." Another said "If anything happens to us, just run! Okay?"
"You know I could save you all, right?" Kane asked
"Just do what we say!!!"
"Alright, your loss." They fired themselves off and entered the castle. Kane sat not the floor, smacking his lips a bit, only to find out that they did taste delicious, after a few bits of clothing & fur landed on to his tongue.
At Disneyland:
Everyone was dancing to the song "Wop".
"How are we having a party again?" Doug asked
"I have no clue!" Gustavo replied "But I want it to continue!!!"
With the Scouts:
Dash & Pinkie, with their crew, dried themselves off from the saliva. Security was surprisingly loose, probably for having giants guarding the area wouldn't be easy to sneak through. With some coordinated throws of pebbles, moving silently, and using quiet, non lethal weapons, the clone troopers were knocked out easy. One of the humans on their team pulled out a device to hack into the security network. Several minutes later, they found a video describing the clone's plans with Cobra. A blonde, average looking man appeared on video
"Hello Cobra," he introduced himself "I am Gareth Edwards, the Director of the new Godzilla Movie and a member of the Sith."
"Great," Dash groaned "Something Russell may know?"
At the party:
Russell stopped from dancing to the song 'don't drop that thun thun'
"What's wrong?" Doug asked "Did you drop it?"
"No." Russell replied "I somehow got the feeling somewhere, someone was talking about me."
"Who doesn't?" Gustavo replied "All you do think about is Godzilla."
"He sure is weird." A.J. commented, drinking some cider.
Back with the plan:
"We hope our deal will work." Gareth continued "To do this, our plans to make the clones worked, but they aren't enough. With some time, those giants will break the shields, and we will hold the princesses as our own. Our minds will help make clones off of them: the powers of the sun, moon, and people's love in our hands!!! The empire will gladly help you eliminate those fiends that claim to be 'heroes'. You kill them & give us the princesses, we will take them and help teraform this planet to a shared military base. Honor our deal, and we will both get along, got it? Tranmission over."
"I should've known." A peculiar voice said.
"Bill Clinton!!!" All the humans yelled
"Bill Clinton?" the ponies asked. An older looking unicorn with a gray mane & tail stood with them.
"That's right." he said "your president was with you in that guy's mouth. We need to find those princesses and get the hell out."
"Yes sir!!!" The humans yelled, running upstairs to where the princesses were at. On the very top, the processes were tied down on some tables, where a bunch of clones of themselves in test tubes surrounded them all.
"Please," Celestia said "help us out of here!!!"
"We're on it!!!" Pinkie yelled. They used their abilities to help them out, which worked.
"My shining armor," Cadence said "where is he?"
"We don't know," Dash said "Hopefully, he's fine. Do you have enough strength to fly?"
"Yes," Luna answered "and magic. Allow me." Luna opened a window and casted a spell: the moon came out, but an aura came out of it, hitting it on everyone below.
Below:
Kane sat down, still smacking his lips & discerning the tastes.
"The Blueberry has got to be Dash," He said, still smacking his lips " or... was she the skittles? I know Cotton Candy is Pinkie... yep, no question on that... GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF MAN!!! Can't let hunger get in the way!!! Calm down, let's just have some bushes, hope the sister won't mind it. Am I... getting... sleepy?" He fell to the floor, snoring.
Above:
"What about Kane!?!?" Pinkie yelled
"Is there something we should know?" Celestia asked
"Well... he's still a giant."
"Then we can go. He'll be fine." The humans got onto the back of a pegasus, while the pegasus themselves carried either an earth pony or unicorn with them. The princesses flew away, heading to where they came from. Below, Benny and the others saw the others coming in, cheering for their return.
"Where's Kane?" Matt asked in fear
"We had to leave him behind." Celestia replied
"WHAT!?!?!? WHY!?!?!?"
"Don;t worry," Luna said "He's well. He'll be with those other ruffians, only sleeping. He should be coming back soon."
"I hope so!!!"
"Don't worry," Cadence reassured "He's not like those monsters. He may not be pure, but he's willing to save all of us if needed."