The O.C. Story
Chapter 55: Chapter 55: The weakest rap battle with Bandits, Russell's Fetish, and Kane's Girlfriend
Previous Chapter Next ChapterThe group followed the hoof prints for a couple of hours, only to see they had stopped mid way into nothing.
"What the!?!?" Dash yelled "Where is he?"
"Please," Matt said to himself "tell me he didn't fly away!!!"
"Either that," Pinkie said "or that abducted him." They looked up and saw a pterodactyl flying above them all. It swooped down and carried Russell away, but he barely moved, almost as if he wanted this to happen.
"Get back here!!!" Titus yelled, firing in the air with his shotgun
"That thing can fire!?!?" Gustavo yelled in fear
"Hell yeah! It's awesome."
"We have to save him!" A.J. yelled
"More like yourselves." a voice said. They turned around and saw a bunch of humans wearing bandanas over their faces, riding on the backs of their evil clones (Minus Titus & Mane 6). Some of the humans looked like the other survivors back at Disneyland
"Sorry," one of the survivors said "it's nothing personal, it's just business."
"You traitors!!!" Rarity yelled "You better be lucky we don't meet again!!!"
"How'd you tame those evil clones of us?" Doug asked
"Easy," one of the bandits said with a female voice. She took off her bandana and clothing, revealing a bikini outfit below. Some of the other bandits followed, revealing all to be females in bikini outfits... most likely from Brazil to the size of their... butts. All the evil clones looked at the woman, drooling at first sight and staring at their melons, howling like dogs!!!
"Perverts." Giustavo said "Especially to my evil clones!!! C'mon! You're women like me!!! Show respect, or, at least, be jealous. Can you guys believe-" He stopped, seeing all the other guys staring at the women, trying to look as if not interested, but all having nosebleeds. "Men."
"Alright boys," the leader of the bandits said "Let's rally these guys up. We're going to get a lot of money in the glue factory."
"The glue factory!?!?" The mane 6 asked
"Hold on," Titus said, snapping out of his phase and rubbing off the nose bleed. "Can we at least have a chance to fight back?"
"Alright," one of the bandits said, holding out a hand canon. "Your move."
"I mean... a competition to survive?"
"What competition?"
"Any."
"...Any competiton, eh? Alright, any will do. It's simple as this: if you win, you can walk away freely & continue your lives. If we win, we take you to the glue factory & make millions off of you. Deal?"
"...Deal."
"NO!!!" The rest yelled. It was too late, Titus shook hands with the leader of the bandits
"What's the challenge?" The bandit leader asked
"Easy," Titus replied "Ever seen Epic rap Battles of History?"
"Yes."
"There you go."
"What's Epic Rap battle of History?" Twilight asked
"A series of epic rap battles that will go down in history!!!" Doug replied
"It's a web series where two people," Matt added "Whether historically true or from pop culture, rap battle each other. You vote on who won and who'll be next."
"Cool!" Dash yelled "Perhaps I can request Celestia vs Luna, let them get some steam off their chests."
"I wouldn't really count on it." Gustavo said.
"How about this," the bandit leader said "I get some of my friends to help me out, and you get some of yours."
"Alright." Titus replied "Guys, care to join?" Matt, Doug, and Gustavo joined him. The bandit leader got what appears to be one of those bikini babes, a bandit, and one of the con artists. He pulled out a Boom box and a beat came out of it. They took their times and began to battle
Titus: What's up dude? Let's get it on: Bandits against the leaders of this Renaissance. we got the new & improved techniques to kick these wannabe geeks back to the street. I take a bum and I turn him into a chauffeur. You don't really wanna step to Tyford. I love the ladies, I like to keep it mellow, so let me pass the mic to my man Gustavo.
Gustavo: hard head but you're weak as a fiddle. Wouldn't wanna touch you with a six foot chisel. Born out here, raised in smear, I slice through the rears of bandits like someone ain't here!
Doug: Yo! Douglas and I came to flow, knows hope without dropping the soap with a gun tip till you're in a moat. I'm called an emcee D-Bag but I get the feeling, I should pass it up to my man with the feelings
Matt: Ho!!! Matthew Cooner and I'm friend's with a giant!!! I'm like David but I'll slay you like Goliath. You're not a rap God and you can't quite touch me!!!! This battle's your Last Judgment trust me
Titus & Gustavo: we drop dead beats
Doug & Matt: We use the mathematics
All 4: the architects of regroups are rap addicts!!! you need the glue but it will go loud
Titus: when you catch an serious
All 4: sentence from the crowd.
The bandit leader stood in total shock. The beat continued, but he didn't move at all.
"I've been talking the talk but never walking the walk," he simply said "Alright, you won fair and square. I was hoping you didn't have a rap planned. C'mon boys. Perhaps another group of these horses won't make it out." He got on a clone of Matt and rode away into a forest.
"That was-" Applejack said, awestruck like the bandit leader
"AMAZING!!!" Pinkie yelled "Who knows, you could join my rap gang."
"Yeah right," Rarity said "I would say they do well with the Pony Tones!!!"
"We should discuss that later." Fluttershy said "We need to find-" At that Moment. Russell appeared next to them.
"Whoah!!!" Dash yelled "How'd you get here?"
A few moments earlier:
Russell watched the floor go by. They both entered a cave, where Russell landed roughly on the floor below. He looked up and saw the monster screeching and walking towards him.Russell lied on the floor. He then developed a strange feeling for the monster. He turned around and shook his bottom area in the air.
"Oh please," he said in a sexual voice "my body is ready." The monster stopped and stared in a questionable manner. Russell continued, showing off more of his already naked butt by lifting his tail up. A famous female entered: Samus Aaron!!! She fired at the monster with many bullets, and it exploded. She stopped and stared at Russell, making questionable faces herself.
"You're here as well?" he asked to the bounty hunter "Please, go zero suit and we will make plenty of Angels." Without a word, she blasted him, disintegrating him.
Back with the others:
"You got some serious issues." Doug said. "No wonder people think you're weird."
With Kane:
Kane saw some light hitting one of his eyes, tried to ignore it, but turned to see two policemen staring at him, holding a lantern. They all stared at each other for a minute. The man on the porch went back inside, cheering for what had happened. Kane ran!!! the policemen blew into their whistles, alerting all policemen something was up. Kane could see policemen all over the area, blowing into their whistles and firing guns at him. The bullets might've penetrated his skin with some bleeding, but he barely felt the pain and ran away!!! His speed and size caused the windows to break just as he was running by, causing more people to come outside to see what was happening. He jumped over a couple of buildings, but destroyed a couple of walls & carriages along the way. His horn glowed again, and he teleported once again. He found himself in a grassy area and saw a purple unicorn wearing glasses in the distance. Kane tried to stop himself, but found himself sliding on the grass as he sat in an upright position. The unicorn saw him coming and froze in fear, releasing a loud scream!!! Kane placed his front hooves to try to stop himself, which didn't seem to help a lot, but continued anyway. He stopped just a few inches away from the unicorn, as, right below, the unicorn's muzzle touched a wave shaped wall slowly. He was at a complete halt. He got up to his standing position and walked over to see the frightened unicorn, still frozen and shaking with fear. She looked over to see the face of a giant Alicorn that was almost about to run over her.
"Uh... hi?" Kane said sheepishly.
"H-h-hell-ll-llo." The unicorn stuttered
"Don't be afraid, I'm a friend."
"H-h-ow c-c-can-n I tr-tr-tust y-y-y-ou? y-y-y-you almost c-c-cr-cr-crushed me."
"I wasn't trying to crush you, I was trying to stop myself. I was being chased by some people. Listen, my name is Kane." The unicorn's eyes widened
"K-K-Kane?"
"Yes. And you are." A bright smile came to her face
"KANE!!!" She almost stopped being afraid and rant towards him, jumping onto the giant's muzzle. Kane lifted his head almost rapidly, nearly throwing her off, but she held on tight.
"You know me?"
"Don't you recognize me?" It hit Kane, making his eyes shrink
"Taylor!?!?!?" Taylor and Kane knew each other from Church. She had a crush on him, nearly on first sight, but Kane wasn't in the mood for searching for a GF, as he knew he wasn't the most attractive guy around. It only hit him, however, is when she left to Michigan, that Kane realized she was trying to hit on him. Since then, they've been Boyfriend and Girlfriend from a long distance, hoping to see each other again.
"That's right you big ol' you!!!" She snuggled on his muzzle harder. To Taylor, this was a dream come true. For Kane, this was very surprising, and it meant a much bigger burden on his hooves to protect her in any way he can, without stepping on her as the giant he was.
"This is surprising."
"I know, we're now back together once again."
"Say,shouldn't we take this somewhere else?"
"What do you mean? We're already alone."
"Yeah, but I mean as in a different area. I'd like to avoid those same people chasing me to see. Don't want to risk you in my shenanigans."
"Fair enough. How about the woods?" Kane turned: a forest was just a few block miles away, or a few feet to him.
"That seems like a great spot. Get onto my mane and hold on tight." She jumped onto his glasses, grabbed onto his horn, and swung to the mane, surprised to see that it was very soft. She felt him moving, and they went to the forest. It took him only a couple of minutes where, with her, it would've been hours. The trees were much taller than him! Although he could easily stand on his hind legs and look over, there was plenty of space above for him to look up and see what's up ahead. They both had a conversation about what's been happening ever since this happened: Taylor was driven away from her parents, thinking she was a weird, wild animal in their house. She survived by running to some fields in Missouri, eating the various plants which, surprisingly, didn't taste that bad to her. When the cross over of dimensions happened, she met some other ponies that were like her: they were once human and they were chased by their family, thinking they were animals than themselves. She cried a bit, but returned to her happy self, after hearing all the various adventures he and the rest were getting into. She tried to find him, but, it seemed to be useless, as they were constantly traveling, until today.
"It felt so great seeing you again." She cried "I-I didn't recognize when-when you almost crashed into me."
"I'm sorry I didn't recognize your voice." Kane replied, using one of his wings to clean off her tears. "But, we're back now. I may be a giant, but even my size isn't enough to tell you how much I missed you."
"Really?"
"Yes. I would even be devoured by many dragons just to keep you safe."
"How sweet of you."
"I know it sounds cliched, but, I guess that's love." He stopped and looked up to the sky: it was getting dark. "We better stay here for tonight."
"We don't have a campfire though."
"Don't worry. Just watch this." Kane put one of his wings down and turned that body part as a Slide to Taylor. She went down, and looked up. The giant went up to one of the trees, where he got up on his hind legs and pushed the entire tree down!!! She was awe struck by his strength!!! He just simply ripped off entire branches of the tree, and made a campfire. With some time, and a small fire spell, Kane made a campfire that seemed to be the size on an alter to Taylor. He looked around and walked up to another tree, but instead of pushing it down, he started to eat the leaves off of it.
"I need to keep my strength." He simply said "Being a giant has it's advantages, but I need to eat a lot, especially for being in a coma for a week."
"I was wondering about that," Taylor replied "why, after beating that giant snake-pony monster, you didn't save us all from those other giants and clones, especially the ones from Star Wars."
"Yeah. If I wasn't venomized, this would've been a different tale."
"But, somehow, I think that it help us get back together now." Kane finished eating his meal and lied down in from of the fire. He let out a loud yawn, but stopped, feeling Taylor climbing onto his back. He used one of his wings to help her out, very gently as he can. She climbed to his head and landed onto his muzzle. She kissed him right in between the eyes. He blushed a bit.
"Good night." She simply said, lying down onto his muzzle.
"See you in the morning." He replied. They both closed their eyes and slept.