6 Friends and Luck (New Version)
Chapter 35: So much fail, so little time
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“Vespa give me the iPod!” Mike said “Thanks for letting me use you as a battering ram Ayan”
“No probs” Harrison said. I tossed Mike the iPod, I honestly still do not know how Harrison appears everywhere we go, at leastly he wasn’t waddling around in his juggernaut suit anymore, now he doesn’t look like a morbidly obese person.
“Thank you!” Mike said “I haven’t listened to a good song in an entire week”
My eyes widened, o yea we’ve only been here for a week.
“Passengers: We are arriving in Ponyville in about 1 hour, thank you” The conductor chirped over the intercom.
“What’s Ponyville like?” Tyler asked
“No clue” I said
“Hey guys, want to try something?” Harrison asked
“Knowing you it must be gay” Nico said
“No like you know how you jump on the side of a car and like set off the car alarm? What if, we all like jumped on one side of the train and set off the train alarm?”
“Train alarm Harrison?”
“Or like to make it bounce or whatever” Harrison said, that sounded like a stupid idea, but since w didn’t have anything better to do I couldn’t protest.
All 6 I mean 7 of us (I keep forgetting we are finally reunited :D) got to the left side of the train.
“Wait how is this going to work?” Dan asked
“Well we just jump on this side, then we run over and jump on the other side” Harrison said “K jump on three, 1, 2, TRA!”
All of us jumped in perfect unison and the train bounced a little, we quickly ran to the other side and jumped once again, we repeated this process until we almost didn’t need to run since we could almost slide to the other side. After doing this for almost 10 minutes we heard a loud POP followed by the sound of grinding metal.
“…That can’t be good” Conor said
“Okay we didn’t do anything.” Harrison said, after Harrison said that normal routine line I noticed everything was a little … slanted. I looked out the window and realized where that grinding metal was coming from, we had made the train go off the track!
“Guys look at this” I said, I showed them the train tracks. The left side was off the tracks entirely and was plowing the grass on the side of the train tracks, the right side was grinding against where the left side should have been, causing a ton of sparks to fly everywhere.
“It would suck if the train crashed in here” Mike said. I knew damn well what he meant. We were in the middle of a forest, not like the forest in our backyards, but an actual forest. The trees were so thick, if it wasn’t for this small carved out path for the train tracks, I’d be hard to see. All the while we could hear strange animal noises and wild plants growing.
“Passengers: Something is wrong with the tracks, be advised, we might need to stop for repairs.
Too late, just then the left wheels hit a rock or something, if it had been on the rails we would have been safe but this broke one of the wheels on our cart and the entire shit pie hit the fan. The right wheels were now being pushed over the left axle, if this happened we would be completely off the rails.
In a matter of moments the right wheels got over the axle and we were 100% off the track. The driver was helpless to putting the wheels back in order now; our stupid little game with the jumping had probably costed us our lives.
Like an axe our train slammed right into the tight section of massive trees, we hit dead on with the massive branches and the almost metal like trunks. Branches shot through the corridor between all of our bedroom’s windows, almost puncturing us. Then shit went into slow mo. Our train must have slammed right into one of those massive tree trunks, everyone was propelled forward. It was almost like that MW3 mission where u are in zero gravity on the plane, we were spinning and twirling almost, then I came to my senses and I slammed into the door. There go a lot of brain cells.
I was instantly up though, my head throbbed and my entire body immediately felt sore again but we were in a huge forest in a train that could cause a massive forest fire at any minute!
O wait nothings on fire, never mind
I got up and checked the damage, I headed into the crews room to see how they took the brunt of the damage, all I say is that they…did not take it well, that and their bodies now are horse salsa.
“O GOD NOOOOO HES DEAD!” Mike screamed, I ran back into our cart, Mike was clutching the iPod.
“I DIDN’T EVEN GET TO LISTEN TO YOU!” Mike screamed
“O MY GOD O MY GOD THERE ALL DEAD WHAT DO WE DO MAN! WHAT DO WE DO!?” Conor said, completely freaking out. Although this was a …setback, it was nothing compared to our adventures from before, no wonder why Conor was freaking out so much, he had been unconscious the entire time!
“Relax Conor, we can handle this” Dan said, sweeping off debris from him. Thankfully ,like always, no one was seriously hurt.
“Woah guys, there is like trees outside” Harrison said, I never knew there were trees in a forest Gayan
“This is why we don’t listen to Harrison. Ever.” Mike said “He gets people killed”
“Don’t hate bro, I’m just going with the flow”
If I had a shoe I’d throw it at Harrison.
We all headed outside, there were massive trees everywhere, in the distance we could see a small pond. There was a small incline here and there and also a small cave to our left.
“GUYS I GOT THE BEST PLAN EVER!” Harrison shouted
This Is going to be good...
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