Toon Neighbors From Hell
Chapter 99: 99. Episode 98: No One Sucks Like Gaston
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Episode 98: No One Sucks Like Gaston
(As we fade in to a village, we hear familiar theme music as an announcer)
Announcer: Folks, once upon a time...this is...
Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!
Announcer: Starring your hosts!
(The audience applauds as we see Rainbow, Pinkie and Cheese in disguises)
Rainbow: Hey folks, welcome to our show where bullies are 20% lamest and we're 100% awesome for kicking their flanks.
Pinkie: Yeah, we're still guest-hosting while Lilo, Stitch and Cream are still out in another reality series game.
Cheese: Chao.
Rainbow: As you know, last time, we totally freaked out Dracula and today in this village, we're going after another nitwit.
Pinkie: None other than Gaston of "Beauty and the Beast", a meanie who can't accept no, take on animals, uses blackmail and almost killed a beast.
Rainbow: We're going to pull 4 pranks to make him regret the day that he was born. You folks ready?
Audience: Yeah!
Cheese: Chao chao chao.
Pinkie: Then let the pranking begin anew!
(The ponies and Cheese sneak around, spotting Gaston filling up his gunshot)
Gaston: No one fills this up better than Gaston! Got to fill this up just right.
(Gaston leaves to get something from the tavern. With a mischievous smirk, Rainbow grabs the powder stuff and fill it up. Pinkie lit a match and drop it into the gun/)
Pinkie: Hee hee. Is it wise to do that?
Cheese: Chao?
Rainbow: Relax. It's one of those trick matches that go off when fired.
(The group heads into the tavern and watch Gaston getting his beer and drinking it, the villain put it down to go outside)
Pinkie: He isn't done yet. (Pause) Wanna put something to make him hit the toilet?
Rainbow: Let's!
(Cheese drops some pills into Gaston's drink)
Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.
Rainbow: 2 more pranks left to work on.
(Gaston, outside, saw some ducks flying overhead and grabs his gun)
Gaston: No one shoots like...
(But as Gaston opens fire, it explodes right in his head. The audience laughs madly as we see him covered in ashes)
Gaston: What in the world?!
(Gaston groans as he cleans himself off then goes back into the tavern. The ponies and Cheese sneaks out, grabbing some rope.)
Rainbow: Time for some more fun...later.
(We see a bull in front of a line that is distance from it. A sign nearby says 'Don't make fun of bull'. With a smirk, Rainbow erases the line and draw it too near the bull.)
Rainbow: Oh yeah.
(Inside the tavern, Gaston grabs his beer and drank it down. A while later, the villain yelps in pain.)
Gaston: Gah! I gotta hit the...
(Gaston screams as he run outside and right into an outhouse. The audience laughs some more once he's done, jumping and cursing like mad.)
Gaston: AHHHHHH!!!!
(Rainbow tied one end of the rope to a cart while Pinkie lays the other in a lasso. Cheese covers the lasso with leaves)
Cheese: Chao chao chao.
Rainbow: Sweet. All pranks are done.
Pinkie: Let's watch the madness unfold.
(Gaston, out of the outhouse, scowls as he heads to the bull)
Gaston: Someone's been making a fool out of Gaston. No one does that! I will find that culprit! (Notices) Right after making fun of this bull!
(Gaston taunts behind what he thinks is the safely line at the bull. The bull angrily rams him to the ground and stomps on him various times. The audience laughs madly as Gaston got, cursing and screaming.)
Gaston: AHHHHHHH!
(Gaston groans as he walks away, stepping in a familiar leaf pile)
Gaston: Gaston feels like he needs to get away from it all.
(Suddenly a stone hits a horse pulling the cart. It yelps and rushes off, pulling the cart...along with the rope and Gaston with it. The audience laughs madly as Gaston is pulled along the road very fast.)
Gaston: AHHHHHHHH!!!!
(Once Gaston is gone, the ponies and Cheese appear, laughing as the audience cheers wildly)
Rainbow: Oh yeah, that was awesome!
Pinkie: 4 pranks done, we are soooooo good!
Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!
(The audience applauds)
Rainbow: Hope you folks at home enjoy that. That jerk will be feeling that tomorrow.
Pinkie: Yep, all over his body.
Rainbow: (chuckles) Ain't the truth. That's our show for now. Tune in next time as we torture the futuristic head of Richard Nixon from "Futurama".
Pinkie: Later, everyone and pony!
(The audience applauds as the trio waves. We fade to black, ending the episode)