Author's note
Time for another episode, folks

Proclaimer: There is no prejudice against the villains in this episode. This series is made for the entertainment and fun for the fans as well as payback for the villains did in the past. So please don't sue us or try to harm the cast in any way.

Episode 97: Pains in the Neck!

(We can hear familiar music as we fade in to a main hall of a castle)

Announcer: And now, folks, get ready for another thrilling kick ass episode of...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!

Announcer: And now your hosts!

(The audience applauds as more theme music plays. Rainbow, Pinkie and Cheese came in)

Rainbow: Oh yeah, welcome back to the show, folks.

Pinkie: Wowie, this show is sooooooo super duper awesome!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Rainbow: Lilo, Cream, and Stitch are still in TAR so we're still guest-hosting until they get back. We're doing good so far so we ain't in a hurry.

Pinkie: Especially since we took vengeance on two mean kitties Si and Am the last time.

Cheese: Chao chao chao.

Rainbow: Right, getting to that. We're now taking on an interesting target: Count Dracula of monster fame. Blah blah blah! Not sure if he really does that but who cares?

Pinkie: We're going to have so much fun in pranking the big guy for his evil and whatever, and not his other versions.

Rainbow: We got 4 pranks planned so stick around. We're ready to have fun!

Cheese: Chao!

(Pinkie hums as she got out some mud, spreading it on some steps)

Pinkie: Hee hee hee.

(The group heads down a hallway while Rainbow got out a marker, messing with Dracula's pic)

Rainbow: Yep. always a classic. Ha ha ha.

(We now see Dracula appearing on top of the stairs as bats flew around)

Dracula: Ah, children of ze night. What beautiful song they made. I...

(Suddenly Dracula slips on the mud, sending him falling down the stairs. The audience laughs like mad as this happens)

Dracula: Bloody hell!

(He got and scowls angrily at the bat)

Dracula: Damn flying rodents! Not watching what they drop!!!

(Dracula calms down and heads off. We see the cast in the kitchen. Cheese took out a bag of something, switching it with some blood bags.)

Cheese: Hee hee hee.

Rainbow: Oh yeah. One more prank left to make...and I know what to make!

Pinkie: Really? What???

(Meanwhile, we see Dracula going down the hallway, then gasps upon seeing his picture a mess. The audience laughs as he jumps up and down, cursing)

Dracula: Damn it all!

(Dracula calms down as he fixes the picture)

Dracula: I hate vandals...I will find them...somehow...

(Upstairs, Pinkie and Cheese drops some stuff. Rainbow smirks as she zips downstairs, waiting)

Rainbow: As the last prank is being set up, let's see how prank number three goes, shall we?

(In the kitchen, Dracula came in, grabbing some blood bags)

Dracula: Ah, blood. Just what I need after a day...of biting! Ha ha ha ha ha!

(Dracula drank the blood bags...but yelps as he spits in disgust)

Dracula: What the hell?!

(Dracula saw what the stuff in the bags really are)

Dracula: Horse crap?!

(The audience laughs like mad as Dracula spits more stuff out)

Dracula: AHHHHHHH!

(Rainbow, hearing this, smiles as he changes the clock around, making some gong noises hearing)

Dracula: It's six?! (Gasps) It's morning! I must get into my coffin before sunrise!!!

(Dracula turns into a bat and flew through the castle, returning to his coffin. He goes in it and closes the lid. Pinkie, smirking, hammer in some nails)

Dracula: (V.O.) What's that noise? Hey, what's that itching? This feels like...

(Some biting noises are heard, followed by some hissing)

Dracula: (V.O./horrified) AHHHHHHHHH! VAMPIRE TERMITES?!

(The audience laughs as the coffin shakes around, with the vampire trying to escape. Dracula is heard screaming in pain. Outside, the hosts high-five each other.)

Rainbow: Another successful episode!

Pinkie: Sweet! We one-up on that meanie biting vampire.

Rainbow: (chuckles) Drac will be in that coffin for a while and if he ever gets up during real daybreak, man, is he in trouble?

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

(The audience is heard applauding)

Rainbow: Thanks for joining us for our show! Hope you enjoy the pranking and awesomeness!

Pinkie: Next time, we stick it to that Beauty and the Beast meanie Gaston! Until next time...

Cheese: Chao!

(The trio waves to the camera as we fade to black, ending the episode)