Proclaimer: There is no prejudice against the villains in this episode. This series is made for the entertainment and fun for the fans as well as payback for the villains did in the past. So please don't sue us or try to harm the cast in any way

Episode 99: Nixon Is Back and Next!

(We fade in to a house in New New York City as music plays.)

Announcer: Time for now ass-kicking episode of...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!!!

Announcer: And now, your hosts!

(The audience applauds as two familiar temporarily hosts came in with Cheese)

Rainbow: Hey guys! This is the one and only Rainbow Dash...

Pinkie: And her friend Pinkie Pie.

Cheese: Chao, chao.

Rainbow: Filling in for Lilo, Cream and Stitch who are still in Toon Amazing Race. You folks enjoy the last time?

Audience: Hell yeah!

Rainbow: Last time, we made a goof out of that creep Gaston. Time for us to do it to another.

Pinkie: Right. Richard Nixon and we don't mean the alive one. Nope, this is the head from Futurama. You all know what he did.

Cheese: Chao?

Rainbow: Watergate scandal and maybe some things in Futurama that I don't recall.

Pinkie: Nevertheless, nothing like 4 pranks to live this show up.

(The audience cheers wildly)

Rainbow: All right, time for our fun to begin!!!!

(The group trot/flew through the place, dodging the guards and arriving in front of Nixon's room, seeing him sleeping. Pinkie grins as she pours oil in front of the door.)

Pinkie: Hee hee hee! This is fun.

Rainbow: Right.

(The group goes into the kitchen where food is about to be delivered. Cheese with a grin drops hot peppers into a bag marked 'food')

Cheese: Chao chao chao.

Rainbow: Don't know how heads can work beyond death but buck it, we will do it anyway!

(The trio leaves the kitchen going down a level. They enter a reading room. Taking out a saw, Rainbow flew around the chair and cut through the legs.)

Rainbow: Heh heh. All 3 pranks done, 1 more left to work.

Pinkie: (bounces up and down) Ooh, ooh! I know what!

(Back in Nixon's room, his food arrives, making him grin)

Nixon: There we go, my food.

(Nixon uses a device to pour food into his floating head thing. But then the ex-president yelps and breaths out fire...in his floating head thing, burning him. The audience laughs as Nixon yells and curse.)

Nixon: Damn it to f**king head!!!

(Nixon calms down somewhat and quickly put the food away. On his robot thing, he heads out...and slips on the oil. Nixon screams as he goes sliding into a wall, crashing into a lot of stuff. The audience laughs madly as he got up, cursing and screaming.)

Nixon: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!

(In a garage, we see the hosts in a car. Rainbow took out a wrench and grins.)

Rainbow: Let's make some auto repairs, shall we?

Pinkie: Let's!

(Meanwhile we see Nixon going into his reading room, sitting a familiar chair)

Nixon: Well, the day ended up being hell to me so far. Maybe I can do some lite reading.

(But suddenly a noise is heard as the chair collapses. As the audience laughs, Nixon got up and jump up and down, cursing while looking pissed off)

Nixon: AHHHHHHHHHHH!

(Nixon calms down and leaves the reading room. A while later, the ex-president sat his robotic body into his chair)

Nixon: I need a drive or I will lose my mind! Maybe I will...

(Nixon turns the ignition and turns the engine on...but suddenly the ejection seat send the asshole flying out of the car and right into the air)

Nixon: AHHHHHHH!

(We see Nixon crash landing into a garbage heap. The audience laughs as we see the hosts.)

Rainbow: Oh yeah, we rock!

Pinkie: Yeah! Lilo and her friends are missing out!

Cheese: Chao chao chao.

Rainbow: Well, I'm sure they will have more fun back in Toon Amazing Race.

(The audience cheers and applauds.)

Rainbow: That is our show for now! Tune in next time when he hit America of the Past to get even with Governor Radcliffe.

Pinkie: And just in time for the 100th episode! I am excited, aren't you?

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

(The audience cheers as we fade to black, ending the episode)