Author's note
It is finally time for the next season of this kick ass show so get ready! Here we go!

Proclaimer: There is no prejudice against the villains in this episode. This series is made for the entertainment and fun for the fans as well as payback for the villains did in the past. So please don't sue us or try to harm the cast in any way.

Episode 96: More Than One Way To Skin These Cats

(We can hear a musical intro as we see the inside of a house)

Announcer: Folks, we're back after so long! So get ready for some kicking of the ass action on...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!

Announcer: Now your hosts!

(The music plays as we hear the audience applaud. Rainbow and Pinkie enter, waving)

Rainbow: Hey folks, welcome to our show where we take on the creeps and lame-os, torturing them big time!

Pinkie: Hiya! Hey, your usual hosts Lilo, Stitch, Cream and Cheese won't be here as they are all participating in Toon Amazing Race! So we're taking over their duties for a while! (Giggles) Hee hee hee! I said 'duties'!

Rainbow: Very random, Pinkie Pie. Anyway, last time, our pals has stick it to Jafar, so it's time for us to stick it to two mean pussy...cats!

Pinkie: Yep, we're referring to Si and Am of 'Lady and the Tramp'. They caused trouble in that film and poor Lady got blame it for it.

Rainbow: (smirks) Well, you know what that means, right folks?

Audience: REVENGE!

Rainbow: Hay yeah! We're now planning four pranks on these two so let the fun begin!

Pinkie: Okie dokie lokie!
Rainbow: Fortunately for us, we brought the pranks with us so no need to go digging through some stuff.

Pinkie: Human coming!

(The two hid behind a couch as Aunt Sarah went by)

Rainbow: (peeks out) Good. She's gone. Now for some fun.

Pinkie: Hee, hee. This is going to be sweet.

Voice: Chao, chao.

(A familiar chao floats onto the scene, smiling)

Pinkie: Hey, it's our friend Cheese! I thought you were on Toon Amazing Race!

(Cheese passes a note to the guest-hosts who read it)

Rainbow: Huh. Turns out the hosts made a rule forbidding more than 2 players of a team to participate. Can't blame them. Okay, how about helping us out?

Cheese: Chao!

(The hosts take out a bag of marbles, giving them to Cheese who put them onto some stairs then he puts on a bird disguise)

Cheese: Hee hee hee!

(The audience chuckles. Pinkie takes out a fishbowl with a fake goldfish and switch it with an anvil)

Pinkie: Hee hee hee.

Rainbow: Okay, 2 pranks down. Now for the bird cage...

(Rainbow flew over to a picture of Aunt Sarah and takes out a marker, vandalizing it. She then put the marker down)

Rainbow: Hee hee. One more prank to...

(The ponies heads into the kitchen for the final prank. Si and Am came in and saw the disguised Cheese)

Si: (smirks) Look, Am. A bird.

Am: Yes, yes, and no Lady in sight. Time for lunch!

(The two cats went down the stairs and trip on the marbles. They meow in alarm as they fell down like mad, hitting some stuff on the bottom. The audience laughs as Si and Am got up, meowing)

Si: Meow, that hurts!

Am: I know!

(They saw what appears to be the goldfish bowl and smirks as they begin pulling at the table cloth, unaware that it's really an anvil.)

Si: Oooh, goldfish for us.

Am: Yes, yes. One accident can't st...

(Suddenly the anvil was pulled off the table and hitting the two cats, squashing them flat. The audience laughs some more.)

Si and Am: MEEEEEEEOW!
(Inside the kitchen, Cheese ties a rope to a plate that has a fish onto the floor. Rainbow smirks devilishly)

Rainbow: All pranks are set up.

Pinkie: Oh wow, these meanie cats are going to get it.

Cheese: Chao.

Rainbow: Come on, let's watch the fun unfold...

(Inside the living room, Si and Am saw the marker and sniff it)

Si: What is this?

Am: A marker, perhaps?

Aunt Sarah: (V.O.) My heavens!

(The old woman saw her picture a mess and glares at her cats)

Aunt Sarah: Did you two do this?! Bad cats, bad cats!!!

(Aunt Sarah grabs Si and Am, spanking them rapidly causing the audience to laugh. After putting them down, the two cats meow in pain as they run off.)

Aunt Sarah: Hmph! Serves you two right. I can't believe my angels would do this…

Si: (growls) Someone will pay for this.

Am: Yes, but let's swipe someone from the kitchen.

Si: Yes, yes.

(The two came into the kitchen and saw the plate of fish)

Cats: Fish!

(The two fishes grabs the fish on the plate....causing the rope to snap. Suddenly a box lands, covering the two cats)

Cats: MEEEEEOW!

(There are two rockets on the box that went off, sending it and the two cats out a doggy door. Outside, they flew up a ramp and explode into the air. Si and Am lands on the ground, blackened as the audience laughs)

Si: Ugggggh. That hurts.

Am: Tell me about it. I think we should lay off playing tricks on the dog for a while.

(Around a corner, the two ponies and Cheese high-five and laugh as the audience applaud)

Rainbow: Oh yeah, 4 pranks a success!

Pinkie: Yep, very neat and cool!

Cheese; Chao, chao!

Rainbow: Folks, hope you enjoy our season premiere. We definitely did. Next time, we go after the vampire Dracula!

Pinkie: Oooh, scary target. Until next time...

Ponies: Later!

(The audience applauds as we fade to black, ending the episode)