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Toon Neighbors From Hell

by JusSonic

Chapter 93: 93. Episode 92: Voldey-Butt

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A/N: Before we begin, a message.

(We see the creator of the show appearing)

JusSonic: Hello, JusSonic, creator of "Toon Neighbors from Hell" here. Recently, our show has been criticized by an author whom I shall not named, got a bit upset of how we humiliated big targeted villains and the whatnot, as if they have no pride whatever. Let me assure him that I understand that person's POV and apologize to him, Chase Young, and every villain our show humiliated or humiliate time and again. We just want to continue entertaining you folks at home for years to come. Pranking villains doesn't mean we mean anything by it. We just did it for fun and I held no prejudice against them whatever. Thank you and good night.

Episode 92: Voldey-Butt

(We hear the theme music of the show outside a manor as the announcer spoke)

Announcer: And now, another episode of...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!

Announcer: And now...your hosts!

(The audience applauds as we saw...Shadow and Kenny?)

Shadow: Folks, welcome to our show. Lilo and her friends cannot be here today. We got a bit of a...problem right now that needs to be taken care of.

Kenny: (Right, so Shadow and I will take care of this while we have the camera on a robot)

Shadow: Last time, Lilo and her friends have targeted the Shredder, 80s version, and we have fun, right folks?

Audience: Yeah!

Shadow: The next victim of this episode is the evil dark wizard Voldemort, descendant of Slytherin as well as one of the brothers involving the Deathly Hollows, a villain who hates Muggle-borns and tried to rule the world.

Kenny: (And while it ain't easy to prank the guy, Lilo and her friends haven't let that stop them before.)

Shadow: Of course, as they have to deal with the "problem" at hand, we will pull the 5 pranks on them. Come on, Kenny.

Kenny: (Woo-hoo! Let's kick some ass!)

(The two enters the manor and heads in quietly. Kenny opens a drawer and took out a marker)

Kenny: (Nice!)

(Next they head downstairs and find some weapons downstairs. Shadow took some spikes and a scroll)

Shadow: Hmmm, make a familiar enemy appears when he isn't there. An illusion spell, perhaps?

(The group heads upstairs and then up a level. Kenny smirks as he uses the marker to vandalize a painting of Voldemort.)

Kenny: (Ha ha ha ha ha!)

Shadow: And thus, a prank is done. 4 more to go.

(They head into a room and find a long table. Shadow finds a chair that is for Voldemort and puts the spike in it.)

Shadow: 2 pranks are done. Time for 3 more.

(They leave the room. They can spot Voldemort coming. Luckily, he didn't see them as the two heads into a wardrobe in time.)

Voldemort: Hmmm, I can sense trouble here but where?

(Voldemort gasps as he saw the portrait of himself vandalized. The audience laughs as the villain roars furiously before blasting the said portrait. Voldemort groans as he goes into the next room. Shadow and Kenny got out of the wardrobe.)

Kenny: (Asshole!)

Shadow: Come on, into another room.

(The group enters another room, entering a kitchen. Shadow opens a drawer and finds some TNT and laxatives. He smirks, putting the stuff into Voldemort's drink nearby.)

Shadow: Good, 3 pranks done.

(In the long table room, Voldemort comes to his chair)

Voldemort: I may as well do some relaxing. I've never liked to do this alone before....

(Voldemort sat down then screams as he jumps up in pain. The audience laughs as Voldemort saw the spikes in his chair, making him roar as he blasts it.)

Voldemort: AHHHHH!

(In the study, Shadow uses the illusion spell on the mirror, making it look like Harry Potter is in it)

Shadow: Good. Let's see how Tom Riddle would react.

Kenny: (1 more prank left to work on! Now what?)

Shadow: Now? Time for some TNT...

(In the kitchen, Voldemort teleports in and took a drink from the poisoned cup, looking angrily)

Voldemort: Chase Young warned me of possible chances of prankers. This must be...

(Voldemort yelps in alarm and screams)

Voldemort: AHHHH! I HAVE TO GO!

(Voldemort teleports into the restroom and quickly went. The audience laughs like mad before the villain recovers)

Voldemort: (anger mark) ARRRRGH!!!

(We see Shadow and Kenny in a dark room with torches, seeing what appears to be a worship room)

Kenny: (Voldemort can worship?)

Shadow: Only himself apparently. Hmmm...

(Shadow replaces the torches with the TNT, chuckling a bit)

Shadow: All right. One more prank to do.

(Meanwhile, in a familiar room, Voldemort appears, spotting "Harry".)

Voldemort: You! You're the one pulling the pranks on me, Potter! Die!!!

(Voldemort fires a spell at "Harry", but the mirror reflects the spell back at him, knocking him through a bunch of walls. As the audience laughs, Voldemort got up from the last wall)

Voldemort: What the hell?!

(Pissed off, Voldemort enters the next room)

Voldemort: So far, I have been pranked 4 times! Those hosts from that show are...no, impossible. Chase Young and his pals are dealing with them. Someone else is behind this. I shall take my frustrations by worshipping me.

(Voldemort uses his magic to light the "torches".)

Voldemort: There, maybe now. I can...

(Suddenly Voldemort notices the "torches" sparkling fast. It didn't take long for him to realize what they really are.)

Voldemort: Oh s...

(Outside the manor, the whole place explodes before it comes stumbling down. The audience laughs as Voldemort stood up, blackened with ash.)

Voldemort: (groans) I need a vacation...

(Voldemort collapses. The audience laughs and cheers as we go back to Shadow and Kenny who are leaving the scene.)

Shadow: Well, that's our episode, folks! 5 pranks done and we better leave before Voldemort catch wise to us.

Kenny: (Ha ha ha! Asshole got what's coming to him for his crimes against the wizardinng world!)

Shadow: Yes, yes. Folks, Lilo and her friends should be back by next episode once that matter that they're dealing with clears up. Whatever the case may be, watch our show next time as we pull pranks on the two Spaceballs fools President Skroob and Dark Helmet.

Kenny: (Later! Woo-hoo!)

(The audience applauds as we fade to black, ending the episode)

Next Chapter: 94. Episode 93: Kick in the Spaceballs Estimated time remaining: 3 Hours, 15 Minutes
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