A/N: From now on, I will use a proclaimer so that no other fans of villains will be offended.

Proclaimer: There is no prejudice against the villains in this episode. This series is made for the entertainment and fun for the fans as well as payback for the villains did in the past. So please don't sue us or try to harm the cast in any way.

Episode 93: Kick in the Spaceballs

(We can hear the theme music from the show as we go to Planet Spaceball.)

Announcer: Folks, welcome to Toon Neighbors from Hell! And now, your hosts!

(The audience applauds as Shadow appears)

Shadow: Hey, folks. Shadow the Hedgehog here, welcome to our show where bullies meet their maker...of vengeance. We got two changes tonight. We got a damage meter.

(A damage meter system appears on the scene)

Shadow: It shows how much damage our prank does to our victim, which gives our audience at home more reason to laugh. (Concerned) And the other change in this episode: Lilo, Cream, Stitch and Cheese won't be joining us. As they are currently recovering from a dramatic incident that their families insisted that we never speak of as well as never show the clips which had since been taken down by the government. So until their recovery is done, here are the temporarily hosts, Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie.

(The audience applauds as the two ponies appear)

Rainbow: Hey, Shadow! Thanks for having us hosting the show for a while.

Pinkie: And we hope Lilo and her friends can super duper recovered! What happened to them?

Shadow: A horrifying incident that Nani and Vanilla insist that I never bring up. You saw what happened on TV, right?

Rainbow: We don't get your shows or commercials in Equestria.

Shadow: Ah. Well, it's best that you don't know. Anyway, you two can take it from here.

(Shadow leaves)

Rainbow: (to audience) All right, folks! Glad to see us?

Audience: YEAH!

Pinkie: Yay! I just love pulling pranks on ponies, but as well as meanies that deserve it! Well, maybe I didn't do it to Glida but...

Rainbow: They get it, Pinkie. (To audience) Last night, Shadow and Kenny pulls pranks on the evil Voldemort. In this episode, we got two targets: President Skroob, the leader of Planet Spaceball, and his minion the smaller but often deadly Dark Helmet.

Pinkie: Two meanies who tried to kill a whole planet by stealing their air and other weird nasty things. In this episode, we will pull two pranks on them each then make one big one.

Rainbow: 5 pranks in all! So we're excited! Are you?

Audience: Yeah!

Rainbow: Then, let's do this!

Pinkie: Okie dokie lokie!

(The two fly/move around, while dodging the Spaceballs troopers. Pinkie opens a closet and takes out a toolbox.)

Pinkie: Neat.

(Next, they enter some sort of pet stop. Rainbow took a box then quickly grabs some free badgers, putting them in the box.)

Rainbow: Hmmm...

(The two leaves the shop and answers Skroob's office. Pinkie secretly tinkers with Skroob's intercom quickly.)

Pinkie: Hee hee hee.

Rainbow: Okay, 4 pranks left to do here.

(Rainbow grabs a mirror off the table and leaves. They enter what appears to be a target area. Rainbow then spots a cutout of Lone Star and combines it with the huge mirror, covering the whole thing up.)

Rainbow: Heh heh heh.

(As the two ponies leave, Pinkie messes with the door of the place)

Pinkie: I'm going to love this.

(We see Skroob entering his office and sitting down at his desk.)

Skroob: Another day, another place without air. May as well see if I can get some babes in here.

(Skroob press a button on the intercom...and got electrocuted. The audience laughs like mad as the damage meter goes up a bit. The villain is send out of his seat. He got up, ashed.)

Skroob: What the hell happened?!

(Inside Skroob's bedroom, Rainbow smirks as she drops the badgers into the president's bed)

Rainbow: So far, 4 pranks are done.

Pinkie: One more to go! Oh, this is going to be so super duper done!

(We see Dark Helmet heading into the training hall.)

Dark Helmet: Time to show that cutout of Lone Starr how I do things...okay, not much but it's the damn best that I can do.

(As the villain enters, the door suddenly closes on him, getting Dark Helmet stuck as a result. The audience laughs as the damage meters goes up some more.)

Dark Helmet: AHHH!

(After getting himself freed, Dark Helmet scowls a bit)

Dark Helmet: Stupid door...I shall end you...somehow. Yeah.

(Dark Helmet goes to the Lone Starr cutout, then lowers his visor)

Dark Helmet: And now...Lone Starr cutout...die!

(Dark Helmet fires at the cutout via a beam from his ring. He hits it but the beam bounces off and heads back to him)

Dark Helmet: (shocked) The hell?!

(The beam hits him in the nuts, sending him screaming to a wall. As the damage meter goes up higher, the audience laughs. The villain got up, jumping up and down while cursing.)

Dark Helmet: AHHHHHHH!!!!

(We back to the hosts as they go over to a ride for both Skroob and Dark Helmet)

Pinkie: I wonder why these villains who don't like each other share the same ride.

Rainbow: Who cares? Let's give these guys one hell of a ride.

(Pinkie opens the hood and begins tinkering. Rainbow goes inside and begins to work. Inside Skroob's bedroom, the evil president came in and smirks devilishly upon seeing the "girls".)

Skroob: Oh yes, babies. Daddy's here.

(Skroob jumps in then gasps as the badgers attack him. The audience laughs as the damage got higher.)

Skroob: AHHHHHH!

(Skroob got out, tossing the badgers off. The audience laughs so hardly)

Skroob: How did these little bastards get in here?!

(A while later, we see the villains arriving at a familiar spaceship)

Dark Helmet: There you are. Sir, do you have a feeling that someone has been messing with us lately?

Skroob: Tell me about it. I got zapped and mauled by badgers. You?

Dark Helmet: Caught in a door and hit in my nuts. Ugh.

(The two enters the ship and sat in their seats, with Dark Helmet taking the controls)

Dark Helmet: It's time to at least head to Spaceball 1 and prepare for whatever unnecessary invasion that we will have.

(Dark Helmet press a button as the screen flashes)

Voice: Ludicious Speed activated!

Skroob: (gasps) Helmet!

Dark Helmet: (stunned) No! I didn't...yikes!

(The two tries to get out but their seatbelts are stuck)

Skroob: No! The belts are stuck!

(Soon the ship goes into Ludicious Speed very fast. The audience laughs as the damage meter hits the room. The villains scream while suffering.)

Skroob: Helmet, stop this damn thing!

Dark Helmet: Ugh...

(Dark Helmet pulls a lever that said "Emergency Break. Never use." Soon the ship came to a stop as both villains, their belts broke off, hit the windshield hard. The audience laughs.)

Villains: (groans) Ouch.

(Soon they fell to the floor. We see Rainbow and Pinkie watching laughing as the audience applaud.)

Rainbow: Oh yeah! That was awesome!

Pinkie: Yep! 5 pranks made by us! I love it!

(The audience applauds some more)

Rainbow: (to camera) Folks, hope you enjoy that! Thanks for watching our show.

Pinkie: I hope Lilo and her friends recover and can come back soon!

Rainbow: If not, join us next time as we pull pranks on the judge toon villain Judge Doom of Roger Rabbit fame. Until then...

Pinkie: Bye!

(The audience applauds as the ponies wave to us before we fade to black, ending the episode. We fade back in to see Lilo's group, watching TV, looking silent.)

Lilo: You think...we will ever come back.

Cream: I don't know...I just don't...

Stitch: Weega will...somehow....

Cheese: Chao chao chao.