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Toon Neighbors From Hell

by JusSonic

Chapter 92: 92. Episode 91: Shredding Shredder!

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Folks, for those who think I went too far in pranking Sephiroth...hey, one can never go too far when it comes to pranking the bad guys. Time for a new episode!

For this episode and to soften the blow, I will be using the 80s Shredder.

Episode 91: Shredding Shredder!

(We fade in to a huge metal ball thing called the Technodrome. Music is heard.)

Announcer: Folks, they are back for another episode. Welcome to another damn episode of...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!

Announcer: And now, your hosts!

(The audience applauds as Lilo's group appears, waving to the audience)

Lilo: Welcome back folks to our show that never ends.

Cream: Except when we hit the last episode of the season.

(Audience laughs)

Stitch: Well, whatcha think of the previous episode?

Lilo: The one where we prank Sephiroth? Yeah, some say we went too far by pranking Sephiroth...

Stitch: But who cares? One can never goes too far when it comes to having fun!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

Lilo: Anyway, in this episode, we picked out an easier asshole to deal with. The 1980s version of the Shredder of Turtles fame.

Cream: Right, for years, he and his minions has caused trouble for everyone, including the turtles. Some say it wouldn't be right to prank him.

Stitch: But Stitch say screw it!

Cheese: Chao!

Lilo: Right! Time we have some fun! We got 5 pranks to do here so let's do this!

Cream: Onward, yo!

(Inside the Technodrome, the group wonders through the place, dodging the Foot Soldiers and entering a lab. Stitch grabs a bottle of acid while Lilo grabs some ball bearings. Cream takes an illusion gun, made to make illusions)

Lilo: Okay then...

(The group leaves. In a hallway, Lilo drop the ball bearings onto the floor)

Lilo: Heh heh heh.

(The group heads on. Stitch grabs a tool box before entering a room full of machines. The alien tampers with one huge one and quickly.)

Stitch: Heh heh. 2 pranks down, 3 more to go.

(The heroes leave quickly, entering some sort of throne room)

Cream: I wonder when the shred head put this in.)

Lilo: Who knows?

(Stitch pours acid onto the legs of the chair quickly)

Stitch: 3 down! Sweet!

Lilo: Right. 2 more to go.

(Cheese takes a keycard before the gang moves on. We see the Shredder entering the hallway.)

Shredder: (mumbles) Shredder do, Shredder do that. Bah! The Fox version of me got...

(The Shredder suddenly slips on the ball bearings, slipping until he lands on the floor. The audience laughs as he got up, yelling and cursing)

Shredder: AHHHHH!

(The Shredder recovers as he got rid of the ball bearings before moving on. We now see our heroes now enter a cell area where only one nasty monster lives at.)

Cream: (smiles) Oh boy!

(Cheese uses the keycard on a keypad nearby before Lilo got rid of the bars. Cream then uses the illustration gun to make it look like that bars are still around)

Cream: You want payback on Shredder, Mr. Monster?

(Monster growls)

Lilo: Good, you will get it soon!

(In the room full of machines, the Shredder enters)

Shredder: Time to field test these things to see if they are capable of dealing with those turtles.

(Shredder activates a familiar one...that exploded! The other machines explode like mad until the room is caught in an explosion. When all is clear, the audience laughs as the Shredder is covered in ashes. The villain jumps up and down, screaming)

Shredder: WHAT THE HELL?!

(In another room with a huge magnet, the group goes over to one huge magnet. Cream presses a lever to open a hole in the floor before using the illustration gun again. Lilo then activates the magnet.)

Lilo: Heh heh heh. Last prank done.

Cheese: Chao.

Stitch: Time for the fun to really begin!

(The Shredder enters his room, looking annoyed as he sat down)

Shredder: I betcha Krang has went and pulled the first two pranks. No one makes an ass out of the Shredder!

(Suddenly the Shredder heard a noise then yelps as the whole throne collapses, sending him to the floor. The villain got up and curses angrily.)

Shredder: AHHHHHH!

(The Shredder calms down and fixes his chair. He then leaves, going to the cell area. The villain smirks as he taunts a familiar monster.)

Shredder: Ha ha ha! I'm the Shredder, more better and stronger than you! You are just a dumbass from the Dimension X!

(The Shredder pokes at the monster but the creature pounce at him, much to his shock. The audience laughs as the Shredder gets mauled. Once the monster rush off, the audience laughs harder as he got back up, cursing and jumping)

Shredder: AHHHHHH!

(Inside another familiar room, the mauled Shredder groans as he came in)

Shredder: Ugh...I don't know how my day could get an...

(The Shredder screams as the metal parts of his armor are suddenly pulling him to the magnet)

Shredder: AHHH! GOTTA ESCAPE!

(Shredder removes the metal parts of his armor and lands on what he thinks is the floor)

Shredder: Ha! Looks like...

(Suddenly the villain fell through the hidden, screaming)

Shredder: AHHHH!

(Outside the Technodrome, looking at what happened via a monitor, the gang laughs and high five one another)

Lilo: All right! 5 pranks successfully done!

Stitch: Ih!

Cream: (Grins) Looks like we did one heck of a job on that meanie Shredder!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: (to audience) Folks, we hellva enjoy that! Did you?

Audience: YEEEEEAH!

Stitch: Right, we kick ass in this episode! And Shredder sure got what's coming to him this time!

(The audience cheers on)

Lilo: Folks, that's our episode for now. Join us next time when we pulled the impossible pranks on the evil Death Eater and wizard villain, Voldemort.

Cream: See you next time!

(The audience cheers as we fade to black, ending our episode)

Next Chapter: 93. Episode 92: Voldey-Butt Estimated time remaining: 3 Hours, 20 Minutes
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