Episode 90: Final Fantasy for Sephiroth!

(We can hear the theme music as we go to outside a castle.)

Announcer: Folks, prepare yourself for the worst...for the bullies, villains, etc. anyhow! Time it's now for one hell of an episode of...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!

Announcer: And now...your hosts!

(The audience applauds as Lilo's group came in)

Cream: Hi, everyone! Welcome back to our show!

Lilo: We have a great time in dealing with those creeps and bullies, it's ashamed if we grew pity on them.

Stitch: But it would be ashamed if we didn't, so screw that!

(The audience laughs)

Cream: Right. Last time, we pull a fast one on Giovanni but we ain't stopping there!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: Our target in this episode is Cloud's enemy and the major Final Fantasy villain Sephiroth, an evil villain who committed a lot of evil acts.

Cream: Including killing poor Aerith in one FF game.

Stitch: Well, I guess we will have to get back at him, won't we?

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: Sephiroth appears to be a hard villain to prank here. But we have done it before and damn it we will again.

Cream: Right. 4 pranks is needed to topple this hard ass.

Stitch: Yeah, come on! Let's go!

Lilo: Right, join us folks as we kick some ass!

Audience: YEAH!

(Inside the castle, the group goes further into the place. Stitch pulls off some spikes from nearby. Next they enter some sort of kitchen. Cream raids the fridge and pulls out some steak and BBQ.)

Cream: Okay, this will be useful.

(Lilo opens a drawer and pulls out a magnet)

Lilo: So is this.

(The group leaves. They dodge Sephiroth who is passing by. Next they enter the throne room. Stitch puts spike right on Sephiroth's chair.)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

(Next the group leaves and enters the weapons room. Lilo pulls out the magnet and works on demagnetizing Sephrioth's main weapon the Masamune.)

Lilo: (chuckles) Heh heh heh.

(After that, they leave and go into Sephiroth's bedroom)

Cream: Got an idea.

(Cream puts the BBQ sauce right onto the steak and stuffs it into Sephiroth's jacket pocket)

Lilo: How will that help us?

Cream: You will see.

(The group leaves quickly. We see Sephiroth entering the throne room)

Sephiroth: Yes, it has been a good day. Killing Aerith and innocents, causing terror...it's like, I'm unstoppable...

(Sephiroth sat on the throne...then screams as he jumps up. The audience laughs as he saw spikes in his throne)

Sephiroth: WHAT THE HELL?!

(Sephiroth groans as he got rid of the spikes. With a sigh, he leaves and goes into his bedroom, putting on his jacket, the one with the meat in it. The villain then leaves. We see Lilo's group in a room. Stitch pulls out a paint can while Cheese grabs a rug.)

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: Okay, Cream, help me with this switch...

(Sephiroth, entering the weapons room, grabs his Masamune)

Sephiroth: Time to practice my Masamune as I prepare myself for battle.

(Sephiroth swings his sword but without warning the other weapons are pulled towards the new magnet, hitting the villain like mad.)

Sephiroth: GAH!

(Sephiroth fells to the floor hard. The audience laughs as he got up, yelling and screaming fury)

Sephiroth: AAAAARHHH!

(In a familiar room, Lilo and Cream pulls up a switch, making a huge hole appear. Stitch begins painting something in a wall while Cheese put the rug over the hole.)

Lilo: Okay. One more thing in this case this whole thing doesn't work.

(Lilo put a small device onto the floor)

Lilo: There. Okay, let's get going.

(The group quickly leaves. A while later, Sephiroth appears, looking annoyed)

Sephiroth: I think I know what's going on. Someone's pulling pranks on me. (Angrily) No one pulls pranks on me and gets away with it!

(Sephiroth then saw something nearby: Cloud's painted image on a wall)

Sephiroth: Either that's Cloud or a painted version. Either way, at least I get to take my argument out on something!

(Sephiroth glares at the rug)

Sephiroth: Blah! Those fools think I will run on it and fell through a hole! Think again!

(Sephiroth jumps over the rug and lands on the other side. But then the device, which is an explosive, went off. The explosion hits the villain and sent him onto the rug before he fell through the hole. The audience laughs.)

Sephiroth: AHHHHH!

(A while later, Sephiroth came back up, looking pissed)

Sephiroth: I KNEW IT! PRANKERS! WELL, THEY WILL SOON LEARN NOT TO PISS ME OFF! NO ONE DOES THAT TO ME, NO ONE!

(Sephiroth angrily rush through the front door, heading outside)

Sephiroth: They are probably outside, thinking they have won. Well...

(Suddenly a vulture like creature swoops in and grabs Sephiroth, taking him away)

Sephiroth: AHHH! WHY?!

(The audience laughs like mad as the vulture takes Sephiroth out of sight. Once he's gone, the hosts appear, laughing)

Cream: Wow, nice!

Lilo: Yeah, we pull the impossible: pulling 4 pranks on Sephiroth! Yeah, he will make his escape but that guy is strong enough to hold him for a few days or so.

Stitch: Shouldn't weega worry about him and other assholes getting back for their public humiliation?

(A pause)

All and Cheese: Nah!/Chao!

(The audience laughs and applauds)

Lilo: All right, that's our show for now. Join us next time when we prank the Shredder of Ninja Turtles fame. Until next time...

All: Bye!

(They wave as the audience applauds. We fade to black, ending the episode)