Episode 75: The Prank Emissary

(We go to Subspace as we hear familiar music.)

Announcer: Folks, get your knives and weapons ready. Get your blood boiling! It's time now for another history of...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!

Announcer: Damn straight! And now, your hosts!

(The audience applauds as we see Lilo and her group arriving on a platform)

Lilo: Hey folks, welcome back to Toon Neighbors from Hell where the bullies get their due...along with a kick in the ass!

Cream: Yep! We sure shown that ghost meanie Beetlejuice last chapter, eh guys?

Stitch: Ih. Weega love a good bitch fight.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: Now it's time to deal with a big and maybe difficult target...

All: Not!/Chao!

Lilo: We're in Subspace, a place of darkness and the whatnot, the home of the villain Tabuu who caused trouble for the heroes and villains of Super Smash Bros. He may think himself to be invincible due to how strong and powerful he is.

Stitch: Well, not with us he ain't. Weega will pull off 5 pranks on him, making the villain look like a complete doofus.

Cream: Oh, I cannot wait for the fun to begin!

Cheese: Chao chao chao.

Lilo: Same here! Let's do this, everyone!

(The group search through their bag of stuff)

Stitch: Looks like we're supplied here. May as well as there isn't much prank items in Subspace.

Lilo: All right, here we go.

(The group sneaks throughout Subspace. Cream puts out some sort of sandwich while Stitch sets up some sort of bear trap, hiding the latter.)

Cream and Stitch: Heh heh heh.

(Next, the group moves on quickly. They then put some sort of rope on some sort of platform which is barely invisible.)

Lilo: Now the right bait here...

(Lilo plants a sound effects machine somewhere nearby.)

Lilo: (grins) Perfect! 3 pranks left to put down here.

(We see Tabuu appearing, flying nearby)

Tabuu: Damn it. Ever since my defeat in the Subspace Emissary crap, I have been trapped here. I demand some action. It's goddamn boring here.

(Tabuu notices the sandwich, much to his curiosity)

Tabuu: What's this?

(Tabuu flew over then takes the sandwich...but the bear trap snaps on his hand. The villain screams madly as the audience laughs.)

Tabuu: AAAAARGH!

(Tabuu pulls the bear trap off while groaning)

Tabuu: Who did this?!

(We go back to Lilo's group as they arrive in some sort of palace)

Stitch: Tabuu's palace. (Notices) Lookee, a painting.

(Cream giggles as she spray paints on the painting itself, making a silly vandalized drawing.)

Cream: Hee hee hee!

Cheese: Chao!

Lilo: Two more pranks to set up.

(Next, they head into some sort of bomb room. Stitch grabs them all quickly. Next, we see them near an area as Cream is painting a familiar hero on the wall)

Cream: (grins) Wait until he tries to destroy THIS!

(We see Tabuu flying near a familiar platform, fuming. (Just then a sound is heard, much to his anger.)

Tabuu: My enemies are back to taunt me. They shall...

(Tabuu however, as he goes to the direction of the sound, got caught in the rope. The audience laughs as he is send swinging around, hitting stuff like mad. Soon the rope breaks as he is send crashing into a platform. Tabuu, recovers, screams and curses.)

Tabuu: DAMN IT TO RIGHT HERE!

(We now see the group arriving in an area with familiar robots. We see Stitch tinkering with them as Lilo set up the bombs)

Lilo: Okay, these bombs are set up when the robots are saluting. Stitch?

Stitch: Robots program to salute when their master comes. Oh boy. This is fun!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

(We see Tabuu appearing in the palace. The villain gasps as he spots his painting that was vandalized. The audience laughs as he yell and curses furiously)

Tabuu: GOD FRIGGING DAMN IT! ARGH!

(Tabuu blasts the painting then breaths in and out.)

Tabuu: Wait until I get the one who did this.

(Tabuu disappears. He reappears in a familiar area, looking pissed off)

Tabuu: Come out, fool, so I can destroy you! No one pranks Tabuu and gets away with it!

(Tabuu then spots what appears to be Mario on a nearby wall, making him frown)

Tabuu: So come back for more after you and your friends' victory the last time, Mario? Not this time!

(Tabuu blasts at 'Mario', destroying the wall. However, this causes the ceiling above to collapses, falling right on the villain and crushing him. The audience laughs as Tabuu blasts the whole, yelling.)

Tabuu: AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!

(Tabuu, outraged, appears in a familiar area with the robots)

Tabuu: LISTEN UP! OUR ENEMIES ARE BACK AND I'M PISSED OFF! FIND THEM AT ONCE!

Robots: (salute) Yes sir.

(Suddenly the bombs begin to glow, much to Tabuu's alarm and notice)

Tabuu: Son of a...

(Suddenly the bombs all went off at once. After the explosion is clear, we see the villain and the robots groaning as they turn into dust.)

Tabuu: Damn it.

(The audience laughs a bit. We now go to the group, laughing as they high-five on another.)

Lilo: Sweet! Now that's a way to get revenge on a all powerful villain

Cream: Yep! He's going to be feeling Minnesota after that!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Stitch: Folks, done with another episode!

Lilo: Yeah. Next time around, we're going to make hell for Courage's enemy Katz. Until next time...

All: Later!

(The hosts wave to the audience as they cheer wildly. We fade to black, ending another episode of the season.)