Toon Neighbors From Hell
Chapter 77: 77. Episode 76: Katz is Squashed!
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(We cut to outside Katz's hotel as we hear familiar music)
Narrator: Welcome back, folks, to another kick ass bully eliminating episode of...
Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!
Narrator: You got it! And now, your hosts!
(The audience cheers and applaud as we see Lilo's group arriving)
Lilo: Hey folks, welcome back to our show that never ends...until the season finale anyhow.
Stitch: Id. You guys have fun?
Audience: YEAH!
Cream: Can't hear you!
Audience: (louder) YEAH!
Cream: Good! We have some fun the last time, taking down that meanie Tabuu.
Lilo: Right. Now, we're going after a new target today. An evil cat by the name of Katz...or General Brimstone, whichever works.
Stitch: Eh, who gives a damn?
(The audience laughs)
Lilo: Anyway, Katz has been making been schemes and trying to kill Courage and his owners for a long time.
Cream: Wanna make him regret it?
Audience: YEAH!
Cheese: Chao, chao, chao, chao!
Lilo: Man, this is going to be great! 5 pranks planned! We're going to have fun!
Shadow: (V.O.) Target's on the move! Let's get this party started!
Cream: Okay, we're ready, Mr. Shadow! Folks, let's do this!
Cheese: Chao.
(The group goes into the hotel. Stitch takes a couple of tools from nearby. Lilo opens a drawer and pulls out a bag of marbles. The group enters the next floor to enter the office. Stitch messes with Katz's chair a bit, along with his desk)
Stitch: Heh heh heh heh.
(Cream goes through the desk and takes out a box of knives before the group leaves, entering a hallway. Next, the rabbit buts the box onto one end of a floorboard while Stitch removes the nails.)
Cream: Hee hee hee hee.
Lilo: Two pranks set up, three more to go.
(Lilo grabs a cable before the group goes downstairs into the basement. Lilo goes over to a fuse box and took out a fuse, putting in a bad one. Cream took a cable and plugs it into the wall, putting the other end in a wet puddle.)
Cream: Looks good.
(Back upstairs, we see Katz coming in)
Katz: Mirage has been bugging me like hell to deal with people who has been pranking her, warning me that I would deal with the same thing! Bah! A bunch of crap, really.
(Katz sat in his chair. Suddenly it collapses, along with his desk and him. The audience laughs as he got up, cursing and screaming.)
Katz: ARGH! Who did this?!
(Suddenly, the lights throughout the building went out.)
Katz: (frowns) Damn it. Must've blown a fuse. Gotta put in a new home.
(Katz leaves his office. In another part of the building, we see Lilo pouring out the marbles onto the floor.)
Lilo: (smirks) Heh heh heh. One more prank left to go...
(We return to Katz. The cat moves through the floor, not noticing the loose board and the box of knives...that is until he steps on one end, sending the box of knives at him. Katz yelps as the knives stab him a bit. Nothing happens.)
Katz: Huh. Guess they missed.
(Katz took out a soda can and drank it. The audience laughs as they see him shooting out water through invisible hole. When the cat notices, he yells while jumping)
Katz: ARGH!
(Now then, we see Lilo's group going into a room where a spider's web is at. Lilo grins as she takes out a Courage doll before putting it on the web itself. Then Stitch puts a dollar bill on the doll itself.)
Lilo: Oh boy. Now this one will be one hell of a keeper.
(Back in the basement, we see Katz there, replacing the fuses, returning the power to the building)
Katz: There, that's better. (Frowns) But I betcha that prankster is in this building somewhere! Wait until I...
(But as Katz tries to leave, he steps in the puddle where cable that is plugged into the wall is at, causing him to get electricity. The audience laughs madly as the cat is send into a nearby wall. After recovering, the villain curses and screams.)
Katz: DAMN IT!
(Katz pauses then breaths in and out then he leaves the room. We see the villain in a familiar part of the building as he heads down a hallway.)
Katz: I betcha that fool is in the spider's web by now. Let me check just to be sure.
(Katz then yelps as he slips on the marbles left on the floor, causing him to fall down hard. The audience laughs like mad as he got up, cursing and jumping.)
Katz: AAAAAAARGGH!
(A bit later, we see Katz fuming as he goes into a room, then the villain spots what appears to be a familiar dog.)
Katz: Oh ho! Courage! So it's you. Figures you would try to prank me! Well, this shows what happen when you mess with Mirage and me! (Notices) Say, is that a dollar boy? Well, it's mine now!
(Katz laughs as he tries to get the dollar away from the doll, but it's stuck.)
Katz: What the...?! (Pissed off) Grrr!
(Katz pulls the dollar like mad, but he causes the web and everything else to collapses on himself in the progress. As the villain got back up, he yelps as pissed off spiders appear around him.)
Katz: (nervously) Boys, come on, this is just a...
(The audience laughs as the spiders attack him, making Katz yell in pain. Outside, Lilo and her group laughs in triumph.)
Lilo: Sweet! 5 pranks done and Katz ends up getting taken down by his own boys!
Cream: Right. Not dead but he will feel that in the morning!
Cheese: Chao, chao, chao, chao!
Stitch: Meega is liking this season. Can't wait for finale.
Lilo: (grins) Speaking of which, it's coming up. We're taking on the Tall Man from the Chzo Mythos series. Can we beat him up with pranks? Let's fnd out!
All: See you all next time!
(The audience cheers as we fade to black, ending the episode once more.)