Episode 74: The Hosts with the Most

(We cut to inside a familiar ghost pranker's room as familiar theme music is heard)

Announcer: Folks, time for another kick ass episode of...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!

Announcer: You got it! And now...your hosts!

(The audience cheers as Lilo's group enter the place, waving to them)

Lilo: Hey folks. Welcome back to our show. You know, it ain't easy doing these pranks, especially when it comes to doing them on creeps who are powerful or may know better.

Cream: But after what we did to Hades last time...who the hell cares?

(The audience laughs)

Stitch: Ih. Now we're going after an interesting target: a ghost pranker!

Cheese: Chao!

Lilo: Yep, Beetlejuice, BJ, the Ghost with the Most. For eternity, he has being pulling jokes on both the living and the dead. Well, I think we should pay him back 4 times, right?

Audience: YEAH!

Cream: Well we say "4 times", we also meant 4 pranks.

Stitch: Yep!

Cheese: Chao chao chao chao!

Lilo: Man, this is going to be sure. Kenny, you ready?

Kenny: (V.O.) Yep, you got it!

Shadow: (V.O.) Target is on the move.

Cream: Thanks, Shadow honey! Let's do this s**t!

(Stitch grabs a box of tools nearby with Cream removing a marker from a drawer. The group moves on into the kitchen area. Lilo opens a drawer to take out some glue. Stitch uses the tools to mess with the only chair in the room before Lilo puts glue on it.)

Lilo and Stitch: Heh heh heh heh.

(Next the group goes out into the hallway. Cream uses a marker on the picture of himself.)

Cream: Since Beetlejuice likes nasty things, let's make things all clean, shall we?

Cheese: Chao!

Lilo: Okay, 2 pranks made up.

(In the living room, Stitch hammers Beetlejuice's chair to the ground then saw an almost complete circle in it)

Stitch: Heh heh heh. Sweet.

Cream: We need one more prank to put things over the top.

(Back in the kitchen, Beetlejuice enters and get himself a snack from the fridge)

Beetlejuice: (singing) Day-o, day-o! Day light comes and me want to go home! (Speaking) That song is a classic.

(Beetlejuice puts his snack onto the table then sat down in his chair. Suddenly the whole thing collapses, knocking the ghost to the floor. The audience laughs a bit, then do so loudly as he got up and is shocked to find the chair bottom stuck to his ass)

Beetlejuice: ARGH! MY BOTTOM IS STUCK TO MY BOTTOM!

(Beetlejuice sighs as he quickly uses magic to get rid of the bottom. The ghost goes into the living room while humming)

Beetlejuice: Probably an accident. No one makes pranks on me...except me. Therefore....

(Beetlejuice gasps as he saw the painting of himself...looking nicer, polite and good looking with words saying, "The World's Nicest Man". The audience laughs as he jumps up and down, cursing.)

Beetlejuice: WHO DID THIS?! ARGH!

(Beetlejuice groans as he beetlejuices his picture while fixing the whole thing)

Beetlejuice: Damn it!

(The group then heads outside. Lilo takes out some rope and make a line near the bottom fo the floor. Stitch meanwhile is seen putting a washing machine at the bottom of some stairs)

Stitch: Hee hee hee.

Cream: Oh man, this will 'clean up' his act.

(We see Beetlejuice going into the living room and sitting his chair.)

Beetlejuice: How about some TV?

(Suddenly the ghost heard a cracking noise, making him concern. Suddenly the circle broke through, causing Beetlejuice to scream as he and the chair are sent falling into the new hole. The audience laughs a bit as the prankee came out of the basement door, yelling and cursing.)

Beetlejuice: DAMN IT! AAAAARGH!

(The doorbell is heard ringing)

Beetlejuice: (frowns) Probably the prankers trying to play a prank one me. No one tries to pull one over this pranker!

(Beetlejuice rush to the door as he gets ready to open it before realizing)

Beetlejuice: Wait a moment, why don't I just juice myself outside?

(Beetlejuice disappears, reappearing outside. The ghoul spots the rope near the bottom of his door.)

Beetlejuice: (laughs) Ha! Try to pull one over on me, eh? Nice try but you got to be smarter to pull pranks on this ghost with the most!

(Suddenly the ground underneath Beetlejuice springs up (revealing a hidden springboard) sending the ghost screaming into the washing machine. It closes up with himself inside and cleans him up like mad. A while later, the asshole came out of the machine all nice and clean.)

Beetlejuice: AAAAARGH! I'M NICE AND CLEAN! AAAAARGH!

(The audience laughs like a mad. We see Lilo's group coming out, laughing in triumph with Stitch holding a remote.)

Stitch: Luckily meega came appear in case stupid head gets wise.

Cream: Hee hee! Sweet! Another victim humiliated!

Lilo: Yeah! Beetlejuice is going to go through a lot of mud baths after this is over!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

(The audience cheers.)

Lilo: Folks, we're done for today with another creep taken down! Join us next time when we head to Subspace to try to prank the monster Tabuu.

Cream: Until then, have a nice day!

(The audience cheers as we fade to black, ending the episode)