Episode 73: Hades Goes To Hades

(We cut to the Underworld from Disney as we hear familiar theme music playing. Soon Lilo's group appears as the audience applauds for them.)

Lilo: Hey folks! Welcome back to our kick ass show of Toon Neighbors from Hell, where we've beaten the hell out of those who asked for it via pranks!

Stitch: Ih. Even the devils like Him in our previous episode.

Cream: This show has been going on for 10 seasons and we're proud of it, right Cheese?

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: Right. We deal with the impossible before and now it's time to do so again. You can see that my friends and I are in the Underworld from Disney.

Stitch: Our target today is the hot head himself Hades who causes trouble for our allies like Sora, Hercules and their friends alike.

Cheese: Chao!

Cream: Today though, he's our episode's target. Today, Hades will be the one who will getting his trouble....

Hosts: From us!

Audience: HELL YEAH!

Lilo: As usual, we got 4 pranks planned. This is going to be so much fun.

Stitch: Ih, let's get this crap started!

Girls: Yeah!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao, chao!

(The group goes into Hades's throne room. Cream takes a spike top from a candlestick. Lilo grabs a marker from a drawer while Stitch messes with the villain's TV.)

Stitch: Heh heh heh. Another frigging classic.

Cheese: Chao chao chao.

Lilo: That leaves 3 pranks left to set up.

(The group leaves the room quickly. Upon reaching a hallway, the gang spots a painting of Hades nearby. Lilo smirks mischievously as she quickly vandalizes.)

Lilo: Ha! Another damn classic. 2 pranks to make here.

(The group heads on as they reach some stairs. Cream smiles as she put the spike top on a set of stairs before the group head to the bottom. Stitch pulls out a bucket of water, setting it down on the bottom.)

Stitch and Cheese: Heh heh heh heh.

(We see Hades entering his throne room)

Hades: All righty. Let's see what those damn mortals are doing today.

(Hades gasps as he saw his TV messed up, rushing over to it. The audience laughs as the demon jumps up and down while cursing. He calms down somewhat and fixes it.)

Hades: Oy!

(Inside the kitchen, Cheese grabs banana and ate the inside, leaving only the peel)

Lilo: Well, I think we got time for one more prank...but how to set that up?

Cream: (smirks) I got an idea...

(Inside a familiar hallway, Hades comes out)

Hades: Time for me to check on the souls. Heh heh heh. I loved torturing them at this hour.

(The demon notices his vandalized painting, much to his shock. The audience laughs as he curses while jumping a bit)

Hades: ARGH!

(Inside the soul room, Stitch and Cream sets up some sort of projector nearby while Cheese stops a banana peel on the ground.)

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: Right. All pranks are set up. Hee hee hee. Turn it in on, Stitch.

Stitch: Okay. Very fun.

(We now see Hades coming down the stairs slowly, but scream as he steps on the spike top sending him falling downward until he lands head first in the bucket of water. The audience laughs as he got up, trying to get the bucket removed.)

Hades: WHAT IN THE UNDERWORLD?! ARGH!!!!

(Hades got the bucket removed, flames a-blazing)

Hades: ARGH! (Calms down) Oy. I'm heading one underworld of a day, you know?

(Hades, a while later, goes into the soul room)

Hades: Let's see my prisoners. Man, no one could spoil my day now....

(Hades looks shocked and pissed off upon seeing what appears to be his enemy nearby, ready to fight.)

Hades: Hercules?! Oh great, what? You're behind these pranks?! No one pranks the Lord of the Underworld! (Pause) Well, aren't you going to answer me?!

(Outraged, Hades throws a fireball at Hercules and seemingly missed. Roaring, the villain charges but slips on the banana peel, sending him sliding forward.)

Hades: Whoa!

(Hades goes through Hercules...who is really an illusion made by the projector.)

Hades: (shocked) What the...?!

(The audience laughs as Hades goes flying off the ledge into the soul river. As he dives up, some pissed off souls grabs him.)

Hades: Not again!

(Hades screams as he gets pulled under very fast. A while later, the audience applauds and cheers as we see Lilo's group celebrating.)

Lilo: Once again, a success!

Cream: Kick ass!

Stitch: Hades will be having one Underworld of a time getting out of there again!

Girls: Yeah!

Cheese: Chao!

Lilo: Folks, we're out of time for this episode. We hope you hope it. Join us next time when we planned on giving that Ghost with the Most Beetlejuice a taste of his own medicine.

Cream: Until next time...

(The hosts wave as the audience cheers some more. We fade out, ending the damn episode once more.)