Author's note
Okay, folks, time for me to get back on this baby. Prepare yourselves!

************

Episode 70: Arrr! The Pain!

(We fade in to a familiar island as we hear familiar music playing.)

Narrator: Folks, time for us to teach bullies, creeps, and villains a huge lesson in pain. Time for another episode of...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!

Narrator: And now, your hosts!

(The audience applauds as we see Lilo's group, dressed like pirates, appearing)

Lilo: Hey folks, did you miss us?

Audience: YEAH!

Cream: Right. Before we go, we wish to issue an apology to someone who appeared in the first season of our show in episode 2. Now we can't say his name because it's the first name of a pal of Jus's who has issues when people with his name get bashed.

Stitch: Ih. So sorry; now weega can move on.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: Last time on the season finale of Season 9, we pulled one on that cat goddess Mirage. Now for our season premiere, we're dressed for our next target.

Stitch: Arrr! It be Long John Silver, the Muppet Treasure Island version!

Cheese: Chao!

Cream: The pirate, while a pal of Jim Hawkins, can be a pretty nasty guy when double-crossed and when he doesn't get money. He and his pals are going on a treasure hunt.

Stitch: Which gives us good reason to prank the hell out of him!

Lilo: We're going to perform 4 pranks today so stick around!

(The group hid behind some bushes, going through the island quietly. Stitch pulls out some bear traps from a rock.)

Stitch: Interesting.

(Cheese flew up and made some coconuts fall down to Cream who grabs them)

Cream: Looks good so far.

(The group spots Long John Silver and his goons arriving. They duck to avoid them)

Silver: All right, you seawags! We must find that treasure before dawn! Get moving!

Lilo: Oh good. This will be fun.

(Once the pirates are gone, the group came out of hiding. Lilo grabs a shovel nearby. The group took another path to a sandy clearing. Lilo digs parts of the sands before Stitch puts the bear traps in them. The girl covers them.)

Lilo and Stitch: Hee hee hee.

(Cream spots a sleeping snake nearby and grabs it.)

Cream: This oughta be fun.

(The group heads on out, arriving at an area that has vines on the wall. Quietly, and with Cheese's help, Cream puts the sleeping snake on the wall.)

Cream: Hee hee hee.

(Stitch grabs some explosions and a bottle of rum)

Stitch: Who knew that this crap is left around?

Lilo: Who indeed?

(Meanwhile, we see Silver's group arriving)

Silver: Okay, everything looks good so far. Now then...

(The pirate came into the sand clearing...then screams as he steps on the hidden bear traps. The audience laughs as he tries to pull the stuff off.)

Silver: THE HELL!

Pirate 1: Oooh, that will hurt!

(Meanwhile with Lilo's group, they enter a cave and found a chest. Stitch opens it.)

Stitch: (sees gold) Wow...

Cream: (smirks) Idea time.

(In another part of the jungle, Silver's group arrives to the wall)

Silver: The map said that we need to climb up this wall to move on.

(Silver grabs the snake, thinking it's a vine. He pulls it too hard, waking the creature up and making it hiss. The pirate screams as the snake wraps around him, squeezing Silver like mad. The audience laughs as the snake throws him into a tree far before leaving in a huff.)

Pirates: Oooh!

(Silver got up and jumps around, screaming)

Silver: AAAAARRRRRR!

(After leaving the cave, the group heads through the jungle then found a stump)

Lilo: One more prank left to try...

(Stitch breaks the coconut's top with his claws then put the rum inside. Lilo then put in some pills into the drink)

Lilo: Hee hee hee.

Stitch: This will so kick ass.

(At a familiar cave, Silver and his pirates crew arrives, noticing the chest)

Mad Monty: Hey! We don't have to dig it up!

Silver: Wait for me to check this out! No need for us to go through the same trouble.

(Silver opens the chest, revealing dynamite inside that blows up. After the explosion dies down, the villains are covered in ash. Silver cleans himself off and yell furiously as the audience laughs.)

Silver: Damn it to frigging hell!!!!!

Clueless Morgan: (gasps) He cursed, he cursed!

Polly Lobster: (anger mark) Shut up, Clueless!

(A while later, Silver and his men goes through the jungle, with the pirate fuming)

Silver: I was injured and blown up. And no treasure! Ugh, I need a drink!

(Silver notices a coconut drink on a familiar stump, making him drink)

Silver: Well, my request is granted.

Polly Lobster: Wait, captain. Shouldn't...

Silver: Silence, I want my drink and no one will make me change my mind!

(Silver takes the coconut drink and drank all the contents)

Silver: Ahhhh, that's...

(Silver then yelps and groans a bit. The audience laughs some more.)

Silver: I think I need to...ARGH! CRAP!

(Silver rush off quickly while holding his ass)

Polly Lobster: Boss, wait up!

(The pirate rush off after Silver. Once they're gone, the hosts came out, laughing like mad.)

Stitch: Kick ass! Weega show him!

Cream: Yep! Silver has been the butt of our jokes big time!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

Lilo: I think the audience enjoy our pranks more than we did, right folks?

Audience: YEAH!

(Applauding is heard)

Stitch: Hope you folks enjoy our season premiere.

Cream: Right! When we come back for the next episode, we go toe to toe with the enemy of Captain America, the Red Skull. Until next time, folks!

(The hosts wave to the audience who applaud for them. We fade to black, ending the episode)