Episode 71: Making the Red Skull Red!

(We cut to inside a Nazi-HQ. As the episode begins, we hear music being played. The audience applauds as Lilo and her friends came into the place.)

Lilo: Hey folks! Lilo, Stitch, Cream and Cheese here, ready for another kick ass episode!

Stitch: Ih! Weega are once again willing to do what weega do best: performs pranks on a lot of creeps for your pleasure.

Cheese: Chao!

Cream: In our previous episode, which is the season premiere, we took down that meanie Long John Silver. Today, we're going after a different kind of creep.

Lilo: Right. We're now in the HQ of the enemy of the planet and Captain, the Red Skull, soon to appear in the new movie coming out later this year. Well, for now, he's the target of today's episode.

Cream: Right! This is going to be fun, making a fool out of that creep after all these years of him terrorizing our world.

Lilo: Right. We got 4 pranks planned so let's do this crap!

Shadow: (V.O.) Target's on the move. Let's get this episode started.

Stitch: Right, director! Hee hee hee!

(The group sneak through the hideout, hiding henchmen as they go do. Stitch opens a drawer and pulls out a marker and a whoopie cushion.)

Stitch: Meega knows what to do with this crap.

(The group came across a Red Skull painting. With a smirk, Stitch quickly vandalizes the thing.)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

Cream: Never gets old.

(The group enters a room of inventions. Lilo takes a cream of oil while Cheese steals a grenade. The group leaves quickly. A while later, they came to a door to the basement; Stitch opens a door as Lilo quickly spills the oil onto the floor.

Lilo: Hee hee hee.

(The group heads upstairs. The Red Skull appears, walking through a familiar area)

Red Skull: Well, at least Sin will carry on my legacy and cause trouble in that new Marvel mini-series. Very soon...

(The villain gasps as he saw his vandalized painting. The audience laughs as the Red Skull jumps up and down angrily. He calms down and fixes the thing.)

Red Skull: Vandals! How dare they!

(The group meanwhile is seen entering Red Skull's office. Cream steals a wrench and quickly messes with the villain's chair. Cheese opens a window)

Cream: Hee hee. One more prank left to work on.

Lilo: Man, this kick ass!

(Meanwhile, the Red Skull is heading towards his office in determination)

Red Skull: Well, on the plus side, I get a big starring role comes the movie. So...

(The villain yelps as he slips on the familiar oil on the floor. The Red Skull screams as he fell down into the basement via the door. The audience laughs as the Red Skull came back, cursing and screaming.)

Red Skull: DAMN IT ALL!!!!

(The group goes into the kitchen and found a meal ready. Lilo grabs some shaving cream before Cheese puts the grenade in the meal. Lilo pours the shaving cream to cover it.)

Lilo: Hee hee.

Cream: Good. Now let's hide quickly.

Others: Ih/Chao!

(We see the Red Skull going into his office, sitting in his chair)

Red Skull: Ugh. I need my rest after that trip before. When I find out who did this...

(Suddenly the chair goes out of control, making the Red Skull scream like crazy before he is thrown out the open window. The audience laughs. Back downstairs, the Red Skull came back, screaming and cursing as the audience laughs some more.)

Red Skull: AAAAARGH!

(The Red Skull breaths in and out then go through his HQ, going into the kitchen)

Red Skull: Maybe my meal will cheer me up.

(The Red Skull gets a fork and digs in, but then pulls out a familiar pin. We hear ticking)

Red Skull: What the...?

(The meal explodes like mad sending the Red Skull into a wall. The audience laughs)

Red Skull: Damn...it...

(The Red Skull falls to the floor unconscious. Outside the HQ, the hosts appear, cheering.)

Lilo: Cool! We did it!

Cream: Yeah. He's going to be feeling that one afterwards.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

Lilo: Folks, if you enjoy that, so did we! A preview of the punishment of the Red Skull you will see this summer when Captain America comes out!

Stitch: Look for it! And look for us again as we take on that cross-dressing weirdo Him in the next episode of...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!

(The audience cheers as the gang waves. We fade to black, ending the frigging episode.)