Episode 69: Not A Mirage, But The Real Thing

(We fade in to Mirage's lair as we hear the usual theme music)

Announcer: Folks, our season finale is finally here, so prepare for more kick ass action on...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!

Announcer: And now, your hosts!

(The audience cheers and applaud as Lilo and her pals enter)

Lilo: Hey folks, welcome to our season finale. It's been a while but we're here.

Stitch: Ih. Weega can't wait to see out this episode ends.

Cream: Last night, we made a fool out of Eustace Bagge. Time now for us to pull a season finale on yet another creep or meanie.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

(Lilo pulls out a picture of a familiar Aladdin villainess)

Lilo: Now here is Mirage, the local villainess of Aladdin who has been causing pain in the ass for the Agrabah hero and his pals for years, always thinking love is weak.

Audience: Booooooo!

Stitch: Yeah, stupid head!

Lilo: Well, let's see who's the weak one once we're done with her.

Cream: Right. After 5 pranks are done, she will suffered longer than her usual defeats!

Lilo: All right then, let the season finale begin!

(First off the group goes through the lair and search through a bag, finding some mousetraps in it. Then they go into the dining room. Cream pulls out a blowtorch, using it on Mirage's chair)

Cream: Hee hee hee.

(Lilo put the mousetraps in Mirage's food)

Lilo: Okay, two pranks set down, enough for a double pranker.

(The group leaves the room quickly. Next, Stitch pulls out a marker and use it on Mirage's idol nearby, vandalizing it)

Stitch: Heh heh heh heh.

(The group now goes into the dungeon nearby and notice a growling dangerous creature locked up)

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

(Lilo grins as she took out a screwdriver, messing with the lock)

Lilo: Man, this's going to be sweet.

(Back in the dining room, a grinning Mirage arrives)

Mirage: Ah, a meal fit for a goddess. In this case, me.

(Mirage sat down and begin to eat her food. She yelps when the mousetrap snaps on her fingers, causing her to scream. The audience laughs a bit)

Mirage: Ouch! What the...?!

(Suddenly the chair she's in collapse sending her to the floor. The audience laughs some more as she got up yelling furiously)

Mirage: WHO DARE DO THIS?!

(Back with Lilo's group, we see them entering a magic room)

Lilo: I wonder what this place is for.

Cream: (notices) Hey, cool, some sort of portal. I betcha Mirage uses this to teleport to different dimension.

(Stitch smirks devilishly as he spot some potions nearby)

Stitch: Stitch got one hell of an idea...

(Back with Mirage, she left the dining room, scowling)

Mirage: Grrr, if I catch the ones who...

(Mirage gasps as she saw her idol a complete mess. The audience laughs as the cat goddess curses, jumping up and down furiously)

Mirage: AHHHHHH!!!!

(Mirage calms down before fixing the idol. Then the cat goddess heads to the dungeon, smirking at the dangerous creature from before)

Mirage: Ha ha ha! Not so dangerous now, eh? You are useless! Asshole can't harm me from..

(Suddenly the cage opens as the creature came out, much to Mirage's horror)

Mirage: Crap!

(The creature attacks Mirage, mauling her a few times. The audience laughs while this happens. Soon the creature goes back into its cage while the mauled cat goddess groans then got up, cursing and jumping a bit like mad)

Mirage: AAAARGH!

(A while later, we see Mirage coming into the magic room)

Mirage: Grrrr! So far, things have been going badly! (smirks) But once I get over to Agrabag to cause more pain and such, it will all be worth it!

(Mirage uses the portal. But suddenly it begins to go crazy)

Mirage: (shocked) What the...?!

(Suddenly the portal zaps Mirage. A while later, the cat goddess finds herself in the portal of the dumb annoying people who jumps around her)

Mirage: (sweatdrop) Oh me.

(The audience laughs as Mirage scream while running from the people chasing her. Cut back to Lilo's group who appears while laughing)

Lilo: All right, oh man is that cool or what?

Cream: We did it, 5 pranks done!

Stitch: Ih, what a great way to end season finale episode.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

Lilo: Folks, I got to say, Mirage will be taking a while to get back from where the hell we send her, but I think it's safe to say, that she's hammered.

(The audience laughs and cheer)

Stitch: That is our season for now!

Cream: Right! We hope to see you all again next time!

Lilo: Remember to stay tuned for another prank-giving action-packed episode of...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!

Gang: Bye!

(The hosts wave to the cheering crowd while we fade to black, ending yet another great season of Toon Neighbors from Hell)