Episode 68: Eustace Gets Bagged!

(We fade to outside the Bagge household as we hear familiar theme music)

Announcer: Folks, get ready for another episode of...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!!!

Announcer: Now, your hosts!

(The audience applauds as we see Lilo's group appearing, waving to the audience)

Lilo: Hey folks, welcome back to our show. Last time, we pulled four pranks on those Drawn Together creeps Spanky Ham and Captain Hero.

Stitch: Ih. Stupid heads got crunched!

Cream: Today, we're pulling 4 pranks on another meanie: Courage's owner Eustace Bagge.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: Eustace has always been mean to our doggy friend Courage, scaring the hell out of him each time. I think he deserves some punishment, don't you folks?

Audience: YEAH!

Cream: Right! Come on, let the punishment begin!

(Upon entering the house, Lilo took a saw from the toolbox. Stitch reach into a hole in the floorboards, pulling out a snake while Cream pulls out a purple rug)

Stitch: Let's see what these items do.

(The group goes over to Eustace's chair as Lilo quickly saw certain parts of it)

Lilo: Hee hee hee.

(The group goes into the kitchen. Stitch, spotting a pot on the stove, replace the ladle with the snake)

Stitch: Oh boy, prank two done.

Cheese: Chao, chao.

(The gang leaves the place and goes to the barn. Cream picks up a pitchfork.)

Cream: Hmmm....

(Back inside the house, Eustace appears, mumbling)

Eustace: Why does Muriel has to chose this time to go to the store? I want my food!

(The old man got into his chair, but yelps as the thing fell apart, sending his ass to the floor. The audience laughs as Eustace got up, cursing and yelling)

Eustace: AHHHHH!

(The old man calm down somewhat as he goes into the kitchen. Eustace smirks as he saw the pot)

Eustace: Hee hee hee. Some food!

(Eustace took what he thinks is the ladle, but yelps as the snake came to life and attack him, squeezing the old man like mad before letting him go, leaving. The audience laughs as the old man curse and scream once more)

Eustace: AHHHHHHH!

(In the barn, Cream set up the rug in some hay nearby while she set up the pitchfork in the right place)

Cream: Hee hee hee.

(Stitch search through some stuff and find an illusion can nearby. The group head outside and went over to the truck. Stitch, spotting a hole in front of the truck, spray the hole itself, making it look full)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

Lilo: Sweet. All pranks are full.

(Back inside the barn, Eustace came in while mumbling)

Eustace: Where's that stupid dog?

(The old man smirks as he notice some purple rug, thinking it's Courage. Eustace put his mask on while coming over with a chuckle)

Eustace: Heh heh heh...OOGA-BOOGA!

(Eustace quickly move some hay away...and yelps as he saw himself in the mirror with the mask. The old man jump back in freight and scream as he hit his ass on the pitchfork. The audience laughs as Eustace jump around with his butt sore)

Eustace: AAAARGH!

(Eustace groans as he put the pitchfork away before leaving the barn. He heads over to his truck)

Eustace: I need to go to town before I lose my mind. Yeah, that's it. At least...

(Eusace steps onto the "ground" and yelps as he fell into the hole screaming. The audience laughs as we hear him cursing in the hole)

Eustace: (V.O.) Stupid illusion!

(Somewhere away from the hole, the hosts laugh in triumph)

Lilo: Sweet! Is that awesome or what?

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Cream: Right! The audience sure love all that crap!

(The audience cheers wildly)

Stitch: Ih! Weega done with another kick ass episode!

Lilo: Yeah. (to audience) Remember folks, our season finale is coming up where we pull fast ones on Aladdin villain Mirage. Until next time...

Group: Later!

(The audience cheers as we fade to black, ending the episode once more)