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Attention, will the readers of the fan-fiction please report to right here? Because the hostsesses with the most are back to kick some ass!

Episode 7: Cartman's Going Down In South Park!

(We fade in a familiar snowy mountain big ass town in Colorado as the usual announcer spoke up)

Announcer: You love it the first time and damn it, we have to heat it up enough to bring it the hell back! Welcome to another episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell! And now your darling hostesses and their pet friends, Lilo, Cream, Stitch and Cheese!!!!

(The audience applauds offscreen as four familiar hostesses appear)

Lilo: Hey folks, welcome to another episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell, where we give hell to the stupid heads who ask for it!

Cream: Yep! We are now starting our new season premiere of this show. Kind of a shame we are doing this when Meg is participating in Toon Amazing Race 5, with us not helping out.

Stitch: Eh, Meg can take care of herself.

Lilo: Right and while she and her pen pan Hayley are racing for their f**king lives, time for us to make someone else's f**king life a big hell, because why?

Audience: They are bullies who ask for it!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

Cream: (smirks devilishly) Let's show the picture of this episode's target, shall we?

(Lilo pulls out a picture of a familiar fat boy)

Lilo: Here we go: Eric Cartman, South Park's local fat boy who cons people, bullies them especially that nice Butters and even have Scott Tenorman eat his own parents! Not that we don't mind but it's still sickening.

Stitch: Ih, time for us to play the Tenorman part...only weega ain't going to eat parents anytime soon!

Lilo: In today's episode, we are going to play 7 pranks on Cartman that will make the fatass go crying to his mommy!

Cream: Kenny, are you rolling?

Kenny: (What the hell do you think I'm doing? Hoo woo! I am tickle pink to see that fat f**k get what's coming to him)

Lilo: Kenny McCormick, our cameraman, is from South Park, folks, so this is like a home coming and a big party to him.

Shadow: (V.O.) The fat boy is on the move, time for this piggy to get fry.

Cream: We're ready so folks, stick around. We are going to do a lot and LOTS of crap!!!

(The kids sneak through the place and found a dollar bill, which they pick up. They smirk as they saw a certain fat ass making a plan)

Cartman: Sweet, I am going to get hellva rich after this.

Lilo: (smirks devilishly) Or hellva stupid. Time for a snow cone...our style.

(Cream goes through the trash and picks up a used snow cone. Stitch then piss on the snow before the rabbit swoop the yellow snow with the said cone. Then Cheese takes the cone and leaves it nearby the fatso before flying off)

Cartman: (notices) Eh? Well, what do you know? A lemon-flavored snow cone! Sweet!

(The moron takes the snow cone and starts eating...before having a funny feeling in mouth)

Cartman: AHHHHHHH!

(Cartman spits out the snow in disgust as the unseen audience laughs at this)

Lilo: (giggles) One prank down, six to go.

Cream: (smirks) I think I know what to do next.

(The kids goes over to a nearby store and enters it before coming out with a spray can)

Stitch: (reads can) 'Fake spray. Make fake objects of stuff that aren't there. Annoy your enemies.' Heh heh. Sweet.

(The kids goes over to a crossing and wait until it's green. Then they run over to a sewer lid which the alien took. Lilo sprays over the hole to make a fake sewer lid.)

Cream: Hee hee hee!

(The group hid again quickly as Cartman goes to the crossing)

Cartman: Gah! That snow tastes like piss! Stupid sick hippies.

(Once it's green again, Cartman crosses the street and is about to walk onto something that he thinks is a sewer lid. Suddenly the fatso yelps as he goes through the fake and fell right into the sewer)

Cartman: AHHHHHHHHHHH!

(The audience and hidden hosts laugh madly as Cartman got out of the group before he yells and curses)

Cartman: Goddamn it! F**king hell, s**t, s**t, s***************t!!!!!

Cream: (smirks) Two done, five to go. This season premiere just get interesting...

(The kids then head down the street, picking up a bucket along the way. They arrive at a pond where Stitch scoop up some cold water with the bucket)

Stitch: Meega thinks this is going to be fun.

(Now the group arrives at Cartman's house and enters it. Cheese carries the bucket over to the top of the doorframe and puts it.)

Cheese: (giggles) Chao, chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: Now for the next fun part.

(Lilo and Stitch goes to the TV and made with the Tivo a bit.)

Cream: I think that will give people shock if they try to fix it.

Lilo: (smirks) That's the f**king fun part.

Kenny: (notices) Uh oh, fat ass is coming.

(The group goes into the next room quickly as Cartman enters the house via opening the door...and caught the bucket to fell onto his head spilling ice water all over him)

Cartman: AHHHHHH! GODDAMN IT, S**T, S**T, F**K!!!

(The audience laughs offscreen as Cartman removes the bucket)

Cartman: Damn it, stupid ass bucket, I oughta...

(Cartman breaths in and out and goes to the TV room, sitting down. The fat ass tries to use the remote but nothing's happening)

Cartman: What the hell?

(Cartman goes over to the Tivo and tried to fix it...only to get electrocuted in the progress)

Cartman: AHHHHHHHH!!!

(The hosts and audience laughs madly as Cartman fell on his ass. The fat boy got up and scream angrily while cursing)

Stitch: (giggles quiet) Four pranks down...

(The three girls now head over to the kitchen and raid the fridge, taking out some eggs.)

Cream: Folks, when it comes to pranks, nothing beats a damn classic.

(Cream puts the eggs into the microwave, closing the thing before setting the thing on WAY TOO GODDAMN HIGH)

Cream: Hee hee hee!

(The group quickly left the kitchen for a moment as the microwave is cooking the eggs. Suddenly the things explode inside the machine)

Mrs. Cartman: (V.O.) Oh dear, what's the smell?

(The woman came to the kitchen and gasp in horror)

Mrs. Cartman: AHHHHHH! ERIC!!!

(Cartman came into the kitchen, all annoyed)

Cartman: What the hell do you want, mom?

Mrs. Cartman: (notices) Did you leave eggs in the microwave for mommy to clean up again?!

Cartman: (shocked) No, I...

(The woman grabs her son and spanks Cartman making him yelp and the audience to laugh like mad)

Mrs. Cartman: (scowls) Bad boy, very bad boy.

(The woman lets go as Cartman felt his ass)

Cartman: OUCH! Jesus, this is why I lay the eggs.

Mrs. Cartman: (sternly) You clean the mess up or no Wii for a month!

(Cartman groans and curses angrily as his mother left, leaving the fatso to clean up the mess. The hosts laugh from from where they are hiding)

Lilo: Getting Cartman in trouble with his mom and making him clean up 'his own mess'. Two pranks in one!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Stitch: Time for the last and final prank that will involves how greedy the fatass is...and how he will regret it.

(A while later, the hosts came out of a store holding the most longest cable you would find)

Lilo: Thanks, sir! Our show will pick up the tab.

Cream: (giggles) Good thing we pick up that dollar bill earlier.

(Stitch and Cheese are seen tying one end of the cable to something. Lilo and Cream are now making a cable circle part and hiding it in the snow. The girl grins as she puts the dollar bill in the snow)

Lilo: Hee hee hee.

(The girls quickly hide in time just as a pissed off Cartman appears)

Cartman: Damn it to hell! Is this piss off Cartman day?! Oh, how I wish for some money right abou...

(The fat boy then spots the dollar bill plain in sight, smirking as he picks it up.)

Cartman: Sweeeet! Some money! Looks like I will make it af...

(Back at the place where Stitch and Cheese are at, they stood aside as suddenly the thing that the one end of the cable is tied to begins to shoot out flames and takes off. We QC to the victim as the other end caught the fat ass by the foot causing him to scream as he was taken off very fast and into the air. The audience laughs madly as the hostesses appear)

Lilo: Folks, you wonder what we did, right? Well, we gave Cartman a one way ticket to the Antarctica...via being tied to a jumbo jet!!

(We see what Cartman and the cable were tied to: a big jumbo jet! The fat ass himself is screaming as he is hanging in the air via the cable. We now return to the hostesses as the audience applauds just as Stitch and Cheese return)

Cheese: Ciao, ciao, ciao!

Cheese: Well, folks, I hope you enjoy our season premiere. That fat f**k got what's coming to him big time!

Lilo: Yep! Join us again in our next episode as we pull some pranks on that Rugrat nasty girl, Angelica Pickles. Until next time, folks...

Stitch: Bye!!!!

(The hostesses wave to the audience as we fade out to black, ending the episode)