Toon Neighbors From Hell
Chapter 6: 6. Episode 6: Icky Vicky
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All right, time for the season finale of Toon Neighbors from Hell, the first season anyway. This time, we got a guest host who knows about pranks herself so let's do this!
Episode 6: Icky Vicky
(We fade in at the front of the Dillydale Hotel that is currently busy. The usual announcer speaks once more.)
Announcer: Hey, folks. What do you do assholes who piss you off?
Crowd: Humiliate them!
Announcer: Right! And now to show you how to do so, the hostesses and the prank people themselves, Lilo and Cream!!!
(The audiende applauds as Lilo, Cream, Stitch and Cheese appears in front of the camera held by camera)
Lilo: Hey folks! Welcome to the season finale of Toon Neighbors from Hell.
Cream: Yes, we know you folks love this show, we can tell by the ratings, but even we kids need a break every now and then.
Stitch: Ih, too much work can make Stitch a dull boy.
Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.
Lilo: But not to worry as we will end this season with a bang on a big victim. To help us in this prank is the clowned princess of Dillydale pranking, Miss Naughty herself!
(The audience applauds as Miss Naughty appears with a laugh)
Miss Naughty: Like I said before...
Miss Naughty and audience: Sometimes I can't help myself!
Lilo: Welcome to the show Miss Naughty.
Miss Naughty: Thanks, Lilo. It will be a thrill to help you all in this season final by going after one of the meanest babysitters ever.
Cream: Right, Vicky from 'The Fairly OddParents'. That mean lady has cause a pain in the ass for Timmy Turner for years and it's time for us to pay her back.
Stitch: Vicky was invited here under the expression that it's a 'Money Convention', she being greedy and all. But she is unknowingly the victim of this season finale.
Lilo: Before the night is out, Vicky is going to wish she still has that evil bug out of herself because we will pull 9, count them 9, pranks on her!
Miss Naughty: I am going to enjoy this! Hee hee hee!
Cream: Kenny, you got the camera rolling?
Kenny: (mumbling) I am holding as I ever will be.
Cheese: Chao, chao, chao, chao chao, chao.
Lilo: Right. Time for us to begin. We cannot be seen by Vicky but we can play evil ass pranks to the point of causing her to go even more crazier than usual.
Miss Naughty: I won't hold back so let the pain giving begin!
(Vicky then arrived to the hotel before she rang the bell. She frowned before she was about to ring it again. Just then, Mr. Scatterbrain poked himself up.)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Welcome to the Dillydale Bowling Alley, my lady. Ha-ha.
Vicky: Oh crud, what are you doing here?
Mr. Scatterbrain: Doing where?
Vicky: In this place?
Mr. Scatterbrain: About to give you your bowling shoes!
(She frowned as she spoke.)
Vicky: Bowling? I thought this was a hotel!
Mr. Scatterbrain: It is?
(He looked around before he shrugged.)
Mr. Scatterbrain: What do you know, it is. Ha-ha. Where is my head?
Vicky: Anyway, I am wanting my hotel room checked. I got a convention to go to!
Mr. Scatterbrain: I'll be right back.
(He left while at another room, Miss Naughty placed in a toy key in the top of the key tray. Quickly, she hid herself while Mr. Scatterbrain came in, noticing it.)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Found it!
(He took the key and left. He then gave Vicky the key, which was clenched in her hand.)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Here you go! One key! And here's a mop as our free gift!
(She was given the mop as she frowned.)
Vicky: (sarcastically) Yippee.
(A bit later, she went to the room with tape reading "999". She tried fitting the toy key in. She growled in frustration, trying to open the door furiously.)
Vicky: Work! Work! WHY WON'T YOU WORK!?
(At that moment, when the tape was off which read "Water Room", the door opened up, gushing water as she screamed. When it cleared, the pranksters peeked while the crowd laughed at the humiliation.)
Miss Naughty: He-he-he! Nicely done.
Cream: One down and 8 more to go...
(The hosts walk ahead of Vicky quickly. Mr. Grumpy walk up to them)
Mr. Grumpy: Don't use the stairs, okay? Mr. Scatterbrain forgot to put them in.
(The hosts look at each other and smirks devilishly. Stitch picks up a sign and woke on it making it said, 'Elevator Out of Order. Please use stairs'. Then he puts it near the elevator itself)
Stitch: Heh heh heh.
(The hosts hide quickly as Vicky, drying herself off, appears.)
Vicky: Damn it! That idiot gave me the wrong key. I'm going to sue!
(The nasty girl saw the sign nearby and frowns)
Vicky: Damn it, elevator's out of order?! Looks like I will have to take the stairs.
(Vicky opens the door for the stairs and walks in...and falls a lot of stories due to the stairs missing.)
Vicky: AHHHHHHHHH!
(The audience laughs as did the hosts)
Miss Naughty: We can't help ourselves!
Lilo: (laughing) I know! Well, 2 pranks down. Time for prank number 3.
(The hosts take the elevator to the first floor quickly before getting out. Cheese grins devilishly as he grabs some firecrackers and put them in a nut bowl)
Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!
Cream: (noticed) Hide.
(The group hides in a wardrobe nearby as Vicky, bruised, came out of the broken stair place)
Vicky: What dumbass forgot to put in some stairs?!
(Vicky saw the nut bowl nearby and took some, unaware that she took some firecrackers by mistake)
Vicky: These are nuts, I really got to stop shooting my damn mouth off.
(Vicky ate the firecrackers...causing them to go off in her mouth big time. The audience laughs harder at this)
Cream: Yep! She shot her own damn mouth off all right!
Lilo: 3 pranks to go! Our numbers are getting frigging big, folks!
(Miss Naughty then noticed Mr. Nervous unknowingly dropping a bill before leaving where he bought some tissues. She then grinned before she placed on a few hidden electric wires on the dollar.)
Miss Naughty: Time for the next prank to commence.
Lilo: Right.
(The tainted dollar was near where Vicky was trying to spit out the gunpowder contents.)
Vicky: Ugh, who would put nuts in a bunch of fireworks anyway?
(She then grinned, noticing the dollar bill on the floor.)
Vicky: What do you know? My luck's changing already.
(She then bent down to pick up the dollar. Just then, as she touched it, she screamed as electricity went around her before she was zapped toward the wall. She groaned in pain as she landed on the floor.)
Vicky: How can it get worse?
(Just then, a piece of the wall broke off, landing on Vicky before she grunted, trying to get out while Mr. Strong looked at where he made the wall.)
Mr. Strong: Aw pickles, I hardly touched it.
Cream: Goody! Four down now!
Miss Naughty: Oh...I thought just the thing for the greatest prank of all! But for now...let's see what other pranks you can come up with.
(The girls and Stitch chuckled as they went around the hotel. In the casino part of the hotel, the hosts pick up some tools nearby and a bucket of mud before going over to a slot machine)
Cream: One rigged machine coming right up!
(Cream uses the tools to open the machine before pouring the mud right where the coins should be. The rabbit closes the thing right up.)
Cream: Hee hee hee.
Lilo: Good thing these casinos are like the ones in the Pokemon games. They would never allow kids in otherwise.
(The hosts hid as they saw Vicky entering the room)
Vicky: Well, may as well make some quick bucks while I'm here. (to Mr. Grumpy) Hey stupid! Get me a soda and no delays!
Mr. Grumpy: (frowns) Oh crooked cucumbers, I hate impatient folks.
Stitch: (grins) Time for old prank we pulled on Twerple.
(Mr. Grumpy gets the soda out onto the counter. When he isn't looking, Miss Naughty takes the soda and places a bottle of hot sauce (with the soda label on it) in its place)
Miss Naughty: (smirks) I loved that bit.
(Vicky goes to the slot machine that Lilo and the hosts rigged literally and pulls the lever. She smirks while the slots machine)
Vicky: All right, give it to me!
(Suddenly mud came out of the hole of the machine pouring right onto Vicky, causing her to scream like hell and the audience to laugh)
Vicky: AAAAHHHHHH! WHAT THE HELL?!
(Vicky got up and screams furiously a bit before calming down and cleaning herself off. Mr. Grumpy goes up to her, giving the 'soda' to Vicky)
Mr. Grumpy: (frowns) Here you go.
Vicky: About time!
(Vicky drinks the soda a bit...then scream as flames came out of her mouth. The audience laughs madly at this)
Mr. Grumpy: Oh crooked cucumbers, someone switch the drinks on you! (pause) Well, you deserve it anyway!
(Vicky runs to get some water while the hosts laugh madly)
Lilo: Well, looks like we got 6 pranks done. I have a feeling our final three will be biggies.
Miss Naughty: Hey, sometimes I can't help myself.
(Lilo saw Miss Scary and smirks, getting an idea)
Lilo: Hey Miss Scary, how would you like to make a big scare?
Miss Scary: (grins) Do I ever! Who's the victim?
Cheese: Chao, chao, chao, chao.
Cream: What Cheese means is a big evil babysitter of a meanie.
Miss Scary: Sweet! Count me in. I love fear!
Lilo: I'm sure you do.
(Vicky was then heading over toward the mirror, wiping the mud off. Unknown to her, the hosts removed the mirror part before Miss Scary got in position.)
Miss Scary: (to herself) This is gonna be classic scary!
(She then placed on her mask while Vicky leaned to the side.)
Vicky: Oy, this place is getting more horrible by the second. Why I even came here, I don't even wanna know! I mean, sure it's for the money, but...
(Just then, as Vicky turned toward where the mirror was, Miss Scary, who wore one of her scary masks, let out a scary scream.)
Miss Scary: AHHHHH!!
Vicky: (frightened) AHHHHHH!!
(Then, as she was starting to faint, Miss Naughty placed a pie behind before Vicky fell onto it, face forward with the crowd laughing.)
Miss Scary: (hops out) That was fun.
Miss Naughty: Let see if she likes what she sees when she wakes up.
(She then pulled out a marker, sketching on the unconscious Vicky before the others looked, laughing at what they saw. Then, when she was done, Miss Naughty grinned before speaking.)
Miss Naughty: After this, time for the best prank of all!
Cream: Oh wait! I got a big idea!
(Cream grabs a mirror nearby and pulls it over to Vicky. The hosts hide in time as Vicky wakes up a bit.)
Vicky: What the hell? Geez, for a moment, I felt like I have seen a...
(Vicky saw herself in a mirror...then scream in terror as she ran away causing the audience to laugh like mad at that.)
Lilo: (laughing) All right, prank number eight done!
Miss Naughty: One more to go and it's going to be the best one ever!
Cream: Right, it will definitely give this episode a great season finale end! Hee hee hee!
(That night, at the convention, Vicky looked at the people as she spoke.)
Vicky: So when do we get our money?
(As she spoke next, the hosts with Miss Naughty placed rockets inside the cake before leaving with the trail of the fuse behind.)
Vicky: If I don't get what's coming to me soon, there's gonna be trouble!
Mr. Happy: Well, there is something we're working on, but right now, how about you cut the cake for us?
Mr. Tickle: If not, we're gonna have to resort into having you tickled.
(He extended his arms, about to tickle her before she glared.)
Vicky: If you try that, I'll punch your lights out.
Miss Sunshine: Oh, but the special guest of honor, which is you, will get the first piece.
Vicky: Well, that sounds fair.
(However, as Vicky neared the cake, Miss Naughty and the hosts lit the fuse in their hiding place. The fuse traveled to the cake just as Vicky placed in the knife. At that moment, the cake below started to shoot rocket flames.)
Vicky: Uh oh...
(Just then, the rocket cake flew around before it went to Vicky, making her crash and head all around the place, making her scream.)
Vicky: AHHH! GET ME DOWN FROM HERE!
(After a minute of holes in the walls and cake splattering all over the guests, she crashed to the ground. Vicky only groaned in annoyance before Mr. Grumpy spoke.)
Mr. Grumpy: Well, I can say one thing...(gives her something) you just received these.
(She took it before looking at them.)
Vicky: List of complaints? Reasons to not invite Vicky anymore? And a bill that has over $12,000 bucks!?
(Then, maid clothing was placed on her by Mr. Scatterbrain.)
Mr. Scatterbrain: Here you go...something to help pay the bill. We always wanted a new maid. Ha-ha.
Vicky: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
(She screamed, running out of the hotel, leaving a hole in the wall.)
Mr. Strong: Don't worry, I'll get her.
(He then crashed to the wall, resulting in the hole being bigger.)
Miss Naughty: He-he-he-he! That was fun!
Lilo: And we thank you for having to join us.
Cream: It was really fun humiliating Vicky like that.
Mr. Grumpy: I should've known you people had a little hand in getting her humiliated.
Stitch: It's a gift.
Lilo: Besides, it was for our show after all.
Miss Chatterbox: Oh my gosh! This is really interesting, though I have to wonder on what if one of us gets pranked. Of course, then I realize that's only to really mean people like that evil babysitter.
Kenny: (muffled) Vicky sure deserves it, though.
Cream: (to the camera) Well, that's all the time we have for this one.
Mr. Happy: And a great season it was.
Lilo: Join us next season for more of these wonderful pranks and humiliations of these awful people in...
All: Toon Neighbors from Hell!
Hosts: Bye!
(The hosts wave to the camera as the audience applauds. We fade to black, ending the season.)