Author's note
Warning, those who don't want their fave Rugrats character get treated like this better turn away. But since I don't see any reading this right now, to hell with it! Let us begin!!!

Episode 8: Teaching Miss Pickles

(In front of the Pickles house, the girls wait as Kenny is adjusting the camera)

Kenny: (Okay, girls, everything is all set)

Cream: (giggling) Oh hell yeah, this is going to be sweet.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

Shadow: (V.O.) Okay, time to get this bitch started. Cue the music and announcer!!

(Soon the usual music begins to play as the announcer spoke up)

Announcer: Folks, if you're a bully who loves to give hell to others, then screw off and don't watch this show! But if you're not, enjoy the show as we are now showing ya...

Audience: (offscreen) Toon Neighbors from Hell!!!

Announcer: Now your lovely hostesses and players, Lilo, Cream, Stitch and Cheese!!!!

(The audience applauds as Lilo, Cream, Cheese and Stitch appears again, waving.)

Lilo: Hey everyone, welcome to a brand new episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell, where we the hosts play pranks on the bullies and watch them suffer for your entertainment!

Cream: For those who miss our last show, which I pity you because it's a great season premiere, we have send Eric Cartman on a one way ticket to Antarctica...tied to a jet planet via cable class right off his fat ass!!!

Stitch: (laughing) Ih! We are doing it again to another nasty bully.

Lilo: We are standing in the front of the house of Stu and Didi Pickles where the next bully is currently at, (shows picture of a young Angelica) Angelica Pickles. She may turn nice later in life but now she is a convincing 'sweet' little bitch who can play tricks on her cousin and his friends and get them into trouble.

Cheese: (upset) Chao, chao, chao.

Cream: (smirks devilishly) But maybe today may be the key to her being nice later on in life because why?

Audience: You are going to give them hell!!!

Lilo: (laughing) You got it! We are going to play 6 pranks on Angelica today but we have to dodge the grown ups because we don't want to be seen or caught!!

Shadow: (V.O.) Okay, the bully is in position, unknown to her, we are ready to roll.

Stitch: Ih, watch folks as we break and enter in our way to make Angelica wish she was nicer!

(The five sneak into the house hiding just as Drew walks by. They then look into the living room as Angelica is playing, not noticing them.)

Lilo: She is like Twerple...and that is even worst. Heh heh, let's see what happens if we mess with her doll.

(The group sneaks into the kitchen, dodging Grandpa who went outside. Then Stitch raids the fridge and grabs some honey and a banana. Next the group left the kitchen and hide behind the couch as Angelica got to go to the bathroom. With a giggle, Cream takes the doll Cynthnia and dunk her into some honey before putting her back)

Cream: Hee hee hee!

Lilo: Folks, don't do this at home...

Stitch: Unless you feel like pissing off the neighbors!

(The group leaves as Angelica came back to the living room and play with her doll...and yelps as she got her hand stuck)

Angelica: (shocked) What in the...AHHHHHHHHHHH!

(The audience laughs offscreen at this. Now then, our group are back in the kitchen as they pick up a bucket and raid the freeze, putting ice in it.)

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao, chao.

(Stitch unpeels the banana, ate it, and then drops the remains to the floor. The hosts quickly hid under the table as Drew came in...and trip on the banana peel causing him to hit the floor just as Angelica came in)

Angelica: Whoa!

Drew: (angrily) Angelica!

Angelica: Wait, I didn't...

(Drew gets up and looks a bit annoyed with his daughter)

Drew: Angelica, is that honey on your hands?!

(Angelica, seeing her sticky hands, yelps in alarm)

Angelica: I can explain...

Drew: We told you not to raid the fridge today and yet you disobey and not only foolishly left a peel for someone, like me, to slip on but you made a mess of yourself!

Angelica: But daddy....

Drew: (sighs) Let's get you clean up, young lady!

(Drew drags Angelica away as the audience laughs from offscreen.)

Lilo: (smirks) Looks like that's two pranks down...

Cream: (laughs) And four more ways to make the bitch miserable to go!

(The group goes outside where a pumpkin patch is at. Cheese grabs a shovel and begins digging like fast. Once the rabbit is done with making a deep hole, she pulls out a familiar spray can (from the previous episode) and spray over the hole, making it look like grass has appear.)

Cream: (giggles) Hee hee hee.

Lilo: (notices) All right, Tommy and his pals are in the sandbox. I got an idea, folks.

(The hosts and hostesses goes over to the sandbox, picking up a quarter along the way. As the babies watch, Lilo get a kit out and set up some sort of trap and hiding it in the sand. Now Cream tie the quarter into some sort of string that is connected to the hidden trap)

Stitch: Hell, meega think this is going to be great.

Lil: (puzzled) Whatcha guys doing?

Cheese: Chao.

Lilo: Trust me, kids. Just stay and watch. You will loooooooove this.

Cream: (notices) Angelica is coming.

(The group quickly run and hid in a bush as Angelica came out, looking upset)

Angelica: I can't believe daddy would punish me for something I didn't do. Grrr, I betcha it's those stupid babies' fault. Why I...

(Angelica steps on what she thinks is some grass, only to fall right into the hidden hole)

Angelica: AHHHHHHH!

(The audience laughs heartily as the babies giggle at this. Angelica crawl out of the hole looking annoyed)

Angelica: Okay, whos the wise guy? Babies!

(Angelica stomps over to the sandboxs looking a bit annoyed)

Angelica: You did this to me, you...(notice) Oh wow! A quarter! Ha ha ha ha, I'm rich! No quarter for you dumb babies!

(Angelica grabs the quarter and cause some sort of string to be pulled. Suddenly the trap went out as purple paint is blown right onto the bully girl)

Angelica: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

(The audience and babies laugh heartily)

Chuckie: Geez, Angelica, I didn't you likes purple.

Angelica: (angrily) I don't!!!!

(Stitch goes back into the house and grabs some family pictures, cutting some holes in them)

Stitch: Hee hee hee hee!

(Back outside, Lilo gave the bucket to Cheese who flew the thing over the unsuspecting Angelica who is cleaning herself off)

Angelica: Stupid babies, if I get my hands on...

Drew: (V.O.) KIDS!!!!

(Angelica and the babies felt in alarm as Cheese quickly jumps the bucket of ice over Angelica, causing some of the ice to get in her clothes)

Angelica: Gah! Cold, cold, not again, cold!!!

(Angelica runs around like mad as she unknowingly steps in the pumpkin patch, destroying a lot of pumpkins in the progress. The audience laughs madly as the girl got the ice out)

Angelica: (angrily) You did it again! That's it!!

Grandpa: (V.O.) Hey, what's going on out...

(Drew and Grandpa came outside, the father looking angry. The old man, seeing the destroyed pumpkin patch, gasp)

Grandpa Lou: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Drew: (angrily) Angelica!

Angelica: (yelps) Wait, this isn't what...

Drew: Did you destroy Grandpa Lou's pumpkin patch again?!

Angelica: I swear it wasn't my fault! The babies made me do this!

Drew: (sarcastically) Oh, they did, huh? (angrily) Like they made you do this again?!

(Drew shows the holes in the family pictures making Angelica looks worried)

Angelica: But, but...

Drew: (narrows) Oh, there will be a 'but' all right!

(Drew grabs Angelica and spanks her, causing the audience to laugh and the babies to look surprised)

Kimi: Yikes!

Chuckie: Reminds me not to get on your uncle Drew's bad side, Tommy.

Tommy: Yeah.

Drew: (angrily) We are going home right now. You are grounded, young lady!

Angelica: But daddy!

(Drew drags Angelica away as a weeping Grandpa Lou goes back into the house. The hostesses and their friends came out of hiding, laughing mischievously)

Lilo: Well, folks, if that incident doesn't change Angelica for the better, we don't know what else will.

Cream: Yep! Let's say it will make that meanie into a nice person when she grows up.

Stitch: Ih!

(The audience laughs a bit)

Lilo: Folks, this has been another damn episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell! Join us next time as we did Townsville and the goddamn dirty ape, Mojo Jojo. Until next time.

Cheese: (waving) Chao, chao!!

(The hosts wave to the camera much to the confusion of the babies)

Tommy: Who are they waving to?

Dil: Yucky?

(We fade out as the episode comes to an end)