Episode 67: Squeal Like A Pig And Bitch Like A Girl

(We hear the usual theme music as the episode fades in to the front of the Drawn Together House. The audience cheers as the announcer spoke)

Announcer: Time now for another episode of...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!

Announcer: Now your hosts!

(The audience cheers once more as Lilo, Stitch, Cream and Cheese appears)

Lilo: Hey folks, did you enjoyed how we pulled a lot on that creep Scourge the last time?

Audience: Hell yeah!

Cream: Great! In this episode, we are going to pull pranks on not just one, but two people.

Stitch: Ih. Spanky Ham and Captain Hero of Drawn Together frame, greedy, annoying, big jerks in their own right.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: To make this fun, we will pull 4 pranks, 2 on each. I think we will all enjoy that, eh?

Audience: Yeah!

Lilo: All right, let's do this!

(The group goes into the house as Lilo open a drawer, finding some glue and a cherry bomb. They go into the bathroom where Lilo lit the cherry bomb, putting it in the crapper. Then she glue onto the toilet seat)

Lilo: Hee hee hee.

(The group leaves the bathroom and heads upstairs. They notice a bee hive as Stitch took it. Cheese took some frigging pain)

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Cream: Hey look, a wrench.

(Cream took the wrench as the group move on. In the bathroom. Spanky rush in there and sat down)

Spanky: Aww, hell. I gotta go to the bathroom. (farting) Ahhhh.

(Once he's done, Spanky tries to get up but the pig is glued to the seat)

Spanky: What the crap?! Hey, who glued me to the seat?!

(Suddenly the cherry bomb sending Spanky exploding right off the toilet and hitting the ceiling. The audience laughs as he lands on the now wet bathroom floor)

Spanky: Ouch....

(Meanwhile, we see the group entering Captain Hero's room. Stitch use the paint to make the bee dive look like a pinata then Cheese hang it on the ceiling)

Cheese: Chao!

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

(Now the group leaves the bedroom and enter the living room. Cream smirks as she use the wrench on the automatic chair)

Cream: Hee hee hee.

(The group leaves the room. Toot enter and sat down while Spanky, groaning, enter)

Toot: Hey Spanky! Get this chair moving, wll ya?

Spanky: Ugh, all right, fine.

(Spanky took the remote and press a button. Suddenly the chair goes out of control and hits Toot much to the pig's shock. Then the fat ass was tossed up. She got up, pissed at Spanky)

Toot: What the toot?! Being a wise ass, eh?!

Spanky: Wait, it wasn't me!

(Toot grabs Spanky and hit him a lot of times before slamming him into the wall. The audience laughs as, once Toot left, Spanky got up and curse a few times)

Spanky: AAAAAAARGH!

(Meanwhile with the hosts, Lilo search through a drawer and set them down near a bunch of stairs)

Lilo: (smirks) Oh man. This is going to be soooooo awesome.

Stitch: Ih! Okay, let's hide.

(Meanwhile back in Captain Hero's room, the man arrives and gasp as he saw the disguised beehive nearby)

Captain Hero: Sweet! A pinata! I, Captain Hero, will take it down!

(Captain Hero quickly hit the hive with one punch. It broke reveal a bunch of pissed off bees, much to his horror)

Captain Hero: Oh poopy.

(The bees attack Captain Hero causing him to scream like a girl. The audience laughs as he rush out of the room)

Captain Hero: Damn it to hell! Who dares make fun of me?! I shall...

(The moron trip on the marbles screaming as he fell down a lot of stairs, the many stairs one that is. The audience laughs as he fell down like mad various and various times. The group came out of hiding laughing)

Lilo: Sweet! Another episode done and man, did we kick ass.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Cream: Yep! We sure teach those two meanies a major lesson.

Stitch: Whatever it could be.

Lilo: Folks, we gotta go now, but next time around, we're pulling pranks on old mean ass owner of Courage, Eustace Bagge. See ya later!

(The audience cheers as we fade to black, ending the new episode)