Episode 66: Scourge's Prank Day

(We fade in as we go a familiar place in Moebius. The theme music is heard as the announcer spoke)

Announcer: Okay, folks, prepare yourselves to see your favorite villains, creeps, etc., whatever you like them or not, get their asses kicked. Time for another episode of...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!

Announcer: Right! Now your hosts!

(The audience applaud as we see the hosts coming in through a door, waving to the crowd)

Lilo: Hey folks, welcome back to our show where we pranked the bullies and let you laugh at their misfortune. We did the same thing for Zapp Brannigan and we're doing it to yet another stupid head.

Stitch: Ih. This time around, it's Scourge.

Cream: Trouble maker who always give Mr. Sonic a bad time. Well, our time to give him one!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: 4 pranks we've got planked so we're ready to do this. Right, guys?

Others: Right/Cheese!

Lilo: Folks, stick around. We're going to do some major ass pranking!

(The group quickly goes down the hallway. Lilo pick up a wrench from the toolbox with Stitch taking a frigging saw. Next the group goes into the exercise room where Lilo use the wrench to unscrew the bolts on the dumbbell a bit)

Lilo: Hee hee hee!

(Cream pick up a bottle called liniment)

Cream: (reads warning) "Warning: don't put this stuff in jocktrap or food." Hee hee. Kick ass.

(The group leave the hallway, entering a wardrobe to dodge Scourge as he came in)

Scourge: Eh, what a kick ass to lift some weights. Gotta stay good for my bitch, Fiona.

(Once Scourge is done, the hosts left the wardrobe once more. Cheese open a drawer and pulls out an electrical strip cord from it)

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Cream: I think we know what to do with that, Cheese.

(The group enter the kitchen. Meanwhile back in the exercise room, Scourge pick up a familiar drum bell and lift it. Suddenly the weights came off both sides and land on his feet, causing him to scream in pain. The audience laughs as he curse)

Scourge: DAMMMMMNNNNNN!

(Inside the kitche, Cream notice a plate of chili dogs nearby and squirt the liniment on it)

Cream: (grins) Hee hee hee.

Lilo: I think I know how to make the last two tricks a trouble whammy.

(The group goes through the other door. Once in another hallway, Stitch saw a hole in the floor then put the rug over it)

Stitch: Nothing beats classics.

Cheese: Chao!

(Inside the kitchen, a groaning Scourge returns, heading to his meal)

Scourge: Ugh. When I get the asshole who mess with my weights...

(Scourge ate the chili dogs. Suddenly the villain gasp and scream in pain. The audience laughs as he rush to the water tank, drinking from it quickly. They laugh harder as Scourge yell like mad)

Scourge: AAAAARRRGGGGHHHH!!!!

(Once in the basement, Cheese plug one end of the cord into an outlet as he put the strip part, which is sending out sparks, into a puddle of water)

Lilo: Oh man, cool!

Cream: Come on!

(Back upstairs, Scourge groans a bit as he feel his damn tongue)

Scourge: Damn it. Who's the wise ass? I'm going to....

(Scourge scream as he step on the rug and fell into the new hole. The audience laughs as the villain lands below. He got up, groaning but step in the water, getting electrocute in the progress until the jerk is turned into ash)

Scourge: (coughing) Awww s**t.

(The audience laughs as Scourge fell to the floor unconscious. We go back to the group as Lilo and her friends laugh happily)

Stitch: Sweet! He's down!

Cream: Mr. Sonic is going to be sooooo happy!

Lilo: Right! Scourge sure got what's coming to him. Very good.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: We're done with another cool episode. Join us next time when we pull double trouble on "Drawn Together" freaks Spanky Ham and Captain Hero. Until next time...

Group: See ya!

(The audience cheers as we fade to black, ending the episode once more)