Episode 65: Zapp the Bastard

(As our new episode starts, we hear the usual theme music as we go to inside a intergalactic police station)

Announcer: Welcome to another kick ass episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell! Now your hosts!

(The audience applaud as we see Lilo's group entering a room, waving to the crowd)

Lilo: Hey folks. Welcome back to our show! We have some fun in our last episode?

Stitch: Ih. Weega pull some crap on Harris the ass swipe. Time for us to pull pranks on another.

Cream: Our target in this episode is Zapp Brannigan, the stuck-up so-called handsome man of 'Futurama' who is a total dick head!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

Stitch: Stitch can't wait to pull 4 pranks on Zapp in this episode!

Lilo: Right! Zapp should be on the move. He doesn't know we're here. Time for us to have some fun!

Cream and Stitch: Yeah!

Cheese: Chao chao chao.

(The group goes through the ship quietly. Stitch search through a desk and marker. The group then goes into a door. Lilo pick up a picture of an alien)

Lilo: This oughta do something.

(Next the group goes into a bathroom where Cream pick up a pile of soap before the trio left. Outside in the hallway, Stitch use the marker on a picture of Zapp to vandalize the damn thing)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

(The group goes to an opened door as Cream put the bar of soap on a few distances from it)

Cream: Hee hee hee. Kick ass.

(The group goes into another room, finding a security room. Lilo smirks as she tape the picture onto the front of the robot then press a button saying 'activate when someone comes in'.)

Lilo: Oh man, this is going to rock.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

(We see Zapp entering the hallway, smiling)

Zapp: Oh, this is going to be great, proving how handsome I am to Leela. Once I...

(The man gasp in shock as he saw his picture messed up. The audience laughs as he jump up and down while cursing. Once Zapp is done, he calms down and clean up the mess)

Zapp: Soldiers, always being vandals.

(Zapp walk towards a familiar item on the floor, unknown to him)

Zapp: Anyway, I always get respect from everyone. I'm...

(Suddenly Zapp slips on the soap causing him to scream as he goes sliding towards an opened door, falling right in down some stairs. The audience laughs as Zapp came back, cursing some more)

Zapp: WHO DID THIS?! (calms down) Damn it...

(We see Lilo's group as they put a burger on a stand, tying a sting on it)

Lilo: (smirks) Oh man, this is going to be soooooo cool.

Stitch: 4 pranks already in progress. Sweet!

Cheese: Chao!

(Meanwhile we see Zapp entering a familiar room)

Zapp: Well, time to see if that new security robot is working...

(Suddenly the robot came to life and looks around upon sensing Zapp coming in, turning to him.)

Zapp: What's this?

Robot: Intruder! Intruder!

Zapp: (gasps) Wait!

(Too late as the robot open fire on him, zapping him a few times. We see Zapp covered with ashes. The audience laughs as he yell furiously. Zapp calms down and quickly turn the robot off before leaving)

Zapp: Damn it, I could go for some food right about now...

(Zapp grins as he spot a familiar burger and taking it)

Zapp: Now we're talk...

(However, Zapp ends up pulling the string too hard, causing him to yelp upon seeing a growling alien dog looking at him)

Zapp: S**t!

(The dog attacks Zapp, mauling various times before leaving. The audience laughs as Zapp curse angrily)

Zapp: AAAAAAARGH!!!!

(Cut to Lilo's group who laugh as they cheer in triumph)

Lilo: All right, now we're talking! 4 pranks done!

Stitch: Ih! What a kick ass day, eh?

Cream: Yep! (to audience) Folks, we're done with this episode. Next time around, we're going to take down Sonic's evil jerk of a twin Scourge the Hedgehog!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

All: Later!

(The audience cheers as we fade to black, ending the episode)