Episode 64: Citizens Kicking Some Ass!

(We hear the theme song of a familiar show as we fade to inside the Police Academy school.)

Announcer: Welcome back to a spanking ass new season of...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!

Announcer: Now, your hosts!

(The audience cheers as Lilo's group enter the place, waving to the crowd)

Lilo: Hey folks, we're back after a long time since taking down Dr. Hamsterviel.

Stitch: Ih, asshole asked for it.

Cream: You folks ready for some more fun of us pranking bullies, creeps, etc.?

Audience: YEAH!

Lilo: Good. Our first target in this season premiere is a cop, but one who is very easy to humiliate. We're talking about Thaddeus Harris.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Stitch: Right. Stupid head was minor creep in movie series and a tough ass. Well, the Police Academy good guys prank him a peg or two. Time for us to do the same time.

Lilo: Right. We're about to perform 4 pranks on Harris so stick around.

Cheese: Chao, chao!

(The group went down the hallway. Lilo open a drawer and pulls out a marker with Cream taking out a bunch of marbles)

Cream: This oughta to be fun. Hee hee hee.

(Lilo smirks as she quickly mark on Harris's portrait nearby. Cream drop the marbles near a door before the group goes into another one nearby. The group saw Harris going through another door, missing them)

Stitch: What asshole.

(Cheese spot a toolbox nearby and took out a wrench from it)

Cheese: Chao!

Lilo: Look, a bucket of water.

(Lilo took the bucket of water before the group goes into Harris's office. Downstairs, the cop came out through the door and trip on the marbles, making him fall to the floor. The audience laughs as Harris got up and curse)

Harris: Damn it! Who's the asshole who did this?!

(Harris calms down so to speak as he walk on. The cop gasp in shock as he saw his portrait messed up)

Harris: What the hell?!

(The audience laughs as Harris jump up and down, cursing furiously. He calms down and clean the portrait up)

Harris: When I find the dirtbag who did this, his ass, my foot.

(Inside Harris's office, Lilo and Stitch set up a bucket of water on top of a nearby door while Cream mess with the automatic chair)

Cream: Hee hee hee.

Lilo: This is going to be cool. Come on.

(The heroes quickly hide in the frigging closet. A while later, Harris came into the office, yelping as the water of bucket lands on his head, spilling cold water onto him. The audience laughs as Harris got the bucket off, yelling and screaming)

Harris: Damn it, who's the wise guy?! Grrrr...I need to sleep....down...

(Harris sits down in the chair and turns it on. Suddenly it goes out of control, knocking the police cop around the place then sending him out a nearby window)

Harris: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

(The audience laughs then cheers as the hosts came out of hiding, all of them are smiling)

Cream: Cool! We didi it!

Lilo: 4 pranks are done! What a way to start a season premiere!

Stitch: Right. Weega kicked ass.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: (to audience) Folks, our pranking on Harris is done, and it has been swell! We gotta go now but join us next time when we perform our next set of pranks on Futurama jackass Zapp Brannigan. Until next time...

Group: Later!

(The audience cheers as the hosts wave goodbye for now. We fade to black, ending the episode)