Author's note
We interrupted these messages to give this...a new episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell! Let the suffering continue!!!

Episode 5: So Much The Drama For Bonnie

(We fade in at the front of Middleton High School where students are going everywhere doing whatever. The usual announcer speaks once more.)

Announcer: Hey, folks. What do you do assholes who piss you off?

Crowd: Humiliate them!

Announcer: Right! And now to show you how to do so, the hostesses and the prank people themselves, Lilo and Cream!!!

(The audiencde applauds as Lilo, Cream, Stitch and Cheese appears in front of the camera held by camera)

Lilo: Hey everyone, welcome to Toon Neighbors from Hell where we prank the hell out of certain bullies and let you folks laugh at their humiliation.

Cream: Right. Last time we knock that loser jerk Numbuh 363 right into space and now we're going after yet another meanie.

Stitch: Ih, before we begin, let's introduce our guest hosts for this episode: Kim Possible and her boyfriend Ron Stoppable!!

(The audience applauds as Kim and Ron appears, shaking hands with the hosts)

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: Welcome to the show, Kim and Ron. Ready for some fun?

Kim: (smirks) If fun meaning making a fool out of Bonnie Rockwaller, then hell yeah I am.

Ron: Right! When it comes to prank, KP is the expert.

Kim: (embarrassed) Well, I wouldn't go that far.

Cream: (to camera) You hear right, folks. Bonnie Rockwaller, Kim's rival and annoying bitch, is the victim of today's episode. How many pranks shall we pull on her today, Stitch?

Stitch: Eight pranks, count them eight!

Lilo: Wow, damn, eight pranks! It's hard to do but we can make it, right?

Shadow: (V.O.) All right, victim is on the move. Let's party.

Kim: Oh, there will be an extra obstacle to make things difficult: Mr. Barkin himself.

Ron: Right, that guy has a no nonsense thing when it comes to prank.

Lilo: Well, someone else to avoid. (smirks) Make this episode more fun to do.

Cream: But enough to make Bonnie regret it later on. Okay, let's begin, shall we?

(The group enters the room and quickly goes into a door to dodge Mr. Barkin. Once he's done, the hosts leave and spy on Bonnie who is talking with her group)

Lilo: Okay, there's the stupid head right now. Now then, what prank shall we pull on her first?

(Stitch picks up some glue nearby and smirks a bit)

Stitch: Does Bonnie own cellphone?

Kim: I think she goes last I remember.

Stitch: Good....

(Stitch sneaks over to Bonnie and grabs the cellphone that is sticking from her pocket. The alien puts glue on it before putting it back and rejoining the others)

Stitch: Hee hee hee.

Cream: Good idea, Stitch. That oughta make her problems a bit sticky.

(The group goes into the room which is for shop class. Kim picks up a saw nearby)

Kim: This oughta be useful.

(The kids goes to the cafeteria and goes to the table that said 'reserved for Bonnie's group'. They dodge Mr. Barkin for a moment then Kim quietly saw the bottom parts of the table legs)

Kim: Heh heh heh. This is going to be fun.

Lilo: Now what else can we do?

(Back with Bonnie, the girl get her cellphone and speaks into it. However she yelps as she find the thing stuck to her head...literally.)

Bonnie: What the hell?! Hey!

(The girl tries to get the phone off to no prevail. Mr. Barkin appears, looking annoyed)

Barkin: Miss Rockwaller, no cellphones in the hallways!

Bonnie: But Mr. Barkin...

Barkin: Put that damn thing away or you get detention!

Bonnie: I can't! It's stuck!

(The audience laughs as Barkin groans as he pulls the cellphone off of Bonnie.)

Barkin: First warning, Miss Rockwaller!

(Bonnie groans angrily as the teacher walks off. The girl is heading to the cafeteria now as the hosts are still at work)

Cream: It is now lunchtime at Middleton School and usually Bonnie picks up her cool soda. But we are giving her a secret surprise.

(Stitch meanwhile is 'draining himself' into a bottle before putting it to make sure that Bonnie finds it.)

Ron: And what better way to mess up a good reputation by doing this?

(Ron puts some things into a sandwich and puts it out for Bonnie to find it as well)

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao?

Kim: Ron, what did you put it?

Ron: I called it 'Rufus's Surprise'.

Kim: (giggling) I say to ask what the 'surprise' is.

Shadow: (V.O.) Target is in the cafe. Prepare for some annoyance.

Lilo: Folks, lunch is about to get disgusting and annoying for the bitch, but just watch and see.

(As the hosts quickly left the cafe, Bonnie goes to place and picks up the sandwich and drink, unaware that they were 'poisoned'. The girl then goes to the table where her friends are at and begin talking some blab blab blab s**t. Anyway Bonnie eat from the sandwich...then looks disgusted as she spit it out)

Bonnie: Gah! What the hell?!

(Bonnie drank from the bottle as the audience made some laughing and eeew noises. The girl begins to get sick and spit out as the audience laughs madly)

Bonnie: Son of a bitch!

(Bonnie leans on the table...which came crashing down, knocking herself and her friends down as the audience laughs like mad)

Barkin: Miss Rockwaller!

Bonnie: (looks up) Sir, this table...

Barkin: You broke it, damn it! Your parents will have to pay for that!!!

(Bonnie groans angrily as the hosts laugh from where they are at)

Lilo: Well, four pranks done. Four to go! Let's see what happens next, shall we?

Cream and Stitch: We shall!

(As the hosts travel to the locker room, dodging Mr. Barkin along the way, they pick up some itching powder. Upon arrival, Lilo opens the locker belonging to Bonnie.)

Lilo: Kim, you say that today is cheerleading try-outs, right?

Kim: Right, Bonnie is trying for the new cheerleading squad.

Cream: (giggling) Well, it's time to make sure she doesn't get the position.

(Cream pours the itching powder right into Bonnie's cheerleading outfit.)

Stitch: Heh heh heh. Two pranks in one, nice....

Lilo: (to camera) Folks, we are going to check out the tryouts. I have a feeling we don't wanna miss it.

(Ron then smirks a bit)

Ron: I think we got one way to end this episode with a big naco surprise, courtesy of me and Rufus!

Kim: Well, that's great, but let's see how that bitch Bonnie ruins herself big time.

(Later at Cheerleader Tryouts, the girls as well as Kim are there trying out for the squad)

Bonnie: (smirks) As usual, Kim Possible, you suck wearing that damn outfit every day.

Kim: Oh really? (to herself) Let's see you have that can-do attitude after we're done.

Barkin: Okay, Miss Rockwaller, you're up.

(Bonnie now tries out for the squad now...but suddenly, the girl yelps in alarm)

Bonnie: Gah! I am getting itchy!

(Bonnie screams as she scratch herself but the itches kept coming. The audience laughs madly from offscreen)

Barkin: (frowns) Miss Rockwaller, we can't have anyone like that on our squad if you don't stick to the moves.

Bonnie: I KNOW, BUT DAMN IT, I AM ITCHING!!!

Barkin: That's the third time today you got on my bad side. Once more and you're in big trouble.

(The hosts laughs from where they are hiding)

Lilo: Well, folks, I think Ron's Naco surprise can guarantee this episode a big hit, eh?

Stitch: Let's see how Ron does.

(In the kitchen, we see Ron and Rufus at work, making the Naco like in the show)

Ron: Hee hee, this is going to be sooooo awesome!

Rufus: Yeah!

Ron: (smirks) And now, the final ingredient...

(Ron puts a little chip inside the thing with a smirk)

Ron: Sweeet! Bonnie is going to get one hell of a explosive surprise.

(In the lunchroom...)

Bonnie: (as she gets up to her table) Damn, this itch is really irritating the hell out of me!

Kim: (walks up to the table holding a tray with Ron's Naco Surprise) Hey, Bonnie?

Bonnie: (angrily) What is it, Possible?

Kim: Ron and I realize how, uh... wrong we were of insulting you and getting you down.

(Monique, Kim and Ron's friend, overheard and looks outraged, but when she saw Kim wink at her, she smirked, realizing that she's up to something devilishly clever.)

Bonnie: Well, took YOU long enough on realizing that I'M better than you'll ever be.

Kim: Yeah, I do. In fact, this lunch is made by a... secret admirer of yours. (gives the Naco Surprise to her) Here you are. Enjoy the lunch.

Bonnie: Hmph. Whatever. (gets ready to enjoy the Naco Surprise)

Kim: (softly, as she walks off with a devilish smirk) Sucker.

(The hosts, Ron and Rufus, hiding at another table, snickering at this as Kim walked up to them, also snickering.)

Lilo: (hiding) Well looks like Ms. Rockwaller is about to have a big surprise. Let's watch and see what happens.

Bonnie: Well, at least something good happen to me all day.

Stitch: So...when's the big exposive surprise?

Ron: (holds up device) Right now.

(Ron press a button on the device...and a big explosion occur. The audience and the kids in the cafe laughs madly as Bonnie looks shock, cover in nacos and cheese.)

Cream: Geez, looks like Bonnie is getting...cheesed!

(Barkin appears, looking annoyed)

Barkin: What the hell is this?! I warn you what happen earlier, Miss Rockwaller!

Bonnie: (shocked) But...but...

Barkin: No, butts! Detention for you, young lady!

(Barkin grabs the protesting Bonnie away as the audience offscreen laughs madly. Once Bonnie is gone, Lilo and the other hosts laugh as they high five each other)

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

Cream: You got it, Cheese! Looks like Miss Rockwaller has gotten her last humiliation...in detention!

Lilo: One more big stupid head down for the count!

Kim: And Bonnie serve deserve it.

Lilo: (to camera) Well, looks like another episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell is at an hand. Cream and I like to thank Kim, Ron and Rufus for helping out in this episode.

Ron: Anything for you girls! Well, not anything but...

Kim: (rolling eyes) Ron.

Stitch: Eh, the next episode is our season final. Join us next time when next target is that big meanie babysitter Vicky.

Lilo: And our guest host is the prankster from Dillydale Miss Naughty herself! We will see you very soon!

Hosts: Bye!

(The hosts wave to the camera as the audience applauds. We fade to black, ending yet another goddamn episode)