Episode 58: Uppity Yours!

(We hear some familiar theme music as we appear in Dillydale. The narrator spoke up)

Narrator: Welcome to another season premiere of your favorite ass kicking show...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!!!

Narrator: Damn straight! And now your hosts Lilo, Cream, Stitch and Cheese!

(The audience applaud as we see the mentioned four appearing, waving to the crowd)

Lilo: Hey folks, after a long while, we're back to kick some tail.

Cream: Right., We have some major fun making fun of the Kingpin in the last season finale. We are here in Dillydale for our new season premiere to perform 4 pranks, count them four!

Stitch: Ih. Our episode's target is a Mr. Men stupid head...

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

(Cheese holds up a picture of Mr. Uppity)

Lilo: Here he is, Mr. Uppity. The rudest, snobbiest Mr. Men in Dillydale. I know a few Mr. Men and Little Misses who want to see this guy get what's coming to him.

Audience: YEAH!

Cream: Looks like the audience does too.

Shadow: (V.O.) Shadow here, target is on the move. This episode is a go-go.

Stitch: All right! Time to go Freelance Police on his ass!

Lilo: Time for our season premiere so stick around, we're going to do some crazy stuff!

Voice: (slyly) Sounds like the type of mischief that Mr. Rude and I would like.

(They noticed two familiar faces arriving.)

Lilo: Hey, Miss Naughty! It's been a long time since the Vicky one.

Miss Naughty: I know. I thought Mr. Rude should get in the action as well.

Mr. Rude: At least it isn't the type you perverted idiots were thinking of. Ho-ho-ho, but I would love to take care of the idiotic rich man. It'll just be like taking care of the law.

(Some of them frowned while Shadow sighed.)

Shadow: (V.O.) Let's just get this over with.

(At Mr. Uppity's...)

Miss Naughty: Shhh...here's prank 1...

(She placed what appeared to be money on the floor before they dashed away.)

Mr. Rude: (mockingly) Oh my, my loot, she is gone. Where have I put it?

(He quickly hid as the door opened with Mr. Uppity frowning.)

Mr. Uppity: Okay, who dropped-(notices) Ah, money. (grins) Oh, how I do love money.

(He picked it up before it blew up, leaving his face charred black while the audience laughed.)

Miss Naughty: Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha! That never gets old.

(The group goes to a pet store. Stitch smirks as he took out some free piranha)

Stitch: Heh heh heh heh.

(Next up, the group moves on to the park. Lilo grab some spray paint and a marker. Stitch throw in the piranha and some coins in a nearby fountain)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

(Lilo smirks as she saw a wasp nest nearby with a sign that said, 'Wasp Nest. Keep away!' The girl quickly spray paint the nest yellow before she use the marker to scratch out the message before writing another. It now said, 'Free opera tickets' inside.)

Mr. Rude: Eh, that buffoon loves that opera...

(We now see Mr. Uppity going into the park, groaning in annoyance)

Mr. Uppity: I wish I can catch the one who prank me before.

(He spot the coins in the fountain, then smirk)

Mr. Uppity: I always love free money.

(The Mr. Man reach into the fountain to grab the coins, but yelp in alarm as the piranha attacks him, biting him like mad before getting them off. The audience laughs as Mr. Uppity yells furiously)

Mr. Uppity: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

(Miss Naughty then motioned the group to come together before she whispered. Quickly they left while a familiar silly man came to Mr. Uppity.)

Mr. Scatterbrain: Hello, Mr. Uppity!

Mr. Uppity: I am not in the mood right now! I'm about to lose my temper!

Mr. Scatterbrain: Uh oh. I better make sure it's found. Plus you need to use this to hold your other parts back.

(He placed sticky tape all around him as the rich man grunted, with the audience laughing and the hosts and guests peeking.)

Mr. Uppity: You got someone to do it on purpose!

Mr. Scatterbrain: Who?

(He groaned in frustration.)

Mr. Rude: Ho-ho-ho. Even if we didn't come up with that one, Mr. Scatterbrain is good at this as well.

(Mr. Uppity got the tape off of himself as he scowl angrily)

Mr. Uppity: I am going home if this happens once more.

(He notice the disguised wasp nest and spot the "free opera tickets" nearby, making him smile)

Mr. Uppity: Finally! A good way to save my day! I just need to break it open...

(Mr. Uppity pick up a stick and whack the wasp next hard, breaking it. To his shock, a bunch of pissed off wasps appear)

Mr. Uppity: Blast!

(The audience laughs as Mr. Uppity was chased off by the angry wasps. Once he's gone, the hosts and their pals appear, laughing)

Miss Naughty: Sometimes, I can't help myself!

Cream: Us too!

Lilo: 4 pranks successfully done. Good work, everyone!

Mr. Rude: Eh, he was a buffoon anyway.

Stitch: Season premiere done, weega like to thank Mr. Rude and Miss Naughty for helping out.

(The audience applaud)

Lilo: Folks, we are out of time. Join us next time when we target that fool saying jerk of "Courage the Cowardly Dog" stardom, Di Lung. Until next time...

Group: Have a nice day!

(The audience applaud as we fade to black, ending the episode)