Toon Neighbors From Hell
Chapter 58: 58. Episode 57: A Major Kingpin in the Ass
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(We go to inside the Kingpin's office building as the music begins.)
Announcer: Folks, our season finale has arrived, so prepare yourselves for a kick ass episode of...
Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!!!
Announcer: And now, your hosts!
(The audience applaud and cheer as Lilo's group enter, waving around)
Lilo: Hey folks! Welcome to our season finale! Wow, our season is short, eh guys?
Cream: So are the pranks but that ain't stop us.
Stitch: Ih, especially when weega pull some on Ra's al Ghul the last frigging time.
Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.
Cream: This season finale is going to be a keeper. This time around, we're targeting the crime meanie and Spider-Man villain, Wilson AKA the Kingpin of Time.
Lilo: Asshole, big jerk and all around creep, he has been asking for this for years now. Now to make due!
Stitch: Ih! 4 pranks as usual!
Cheese: Chao, chao, chao, chao.
Lilo: This is going to be cool, guys, so stick around. We're ready to do so stuff!
Audience: YEAH!!!!
(The group walk through a hallway carefully. Lilo grab a gun plug from a drawer while Stitch smash a vase, stealing the glass. Next they enter the kitchen area where some food is on a plate waiting for the Kingpin)
Cheese: Chao, chao, chao, chao.
Cream: Yes, Cheese. I notice.
(Stitch smirks as he put the glass into the food)
Stitch: Heh heh heh heh.
(Cream grab a bucket of water and an extension cord before the group left the room. They went through the hideout until they enter an invention one. Cream quickly plug one end of the cord into the outlet then spill the power, making some sparks)
Cream: Hee hee hee.
(Lilo smirks as she put a plug into the invention)
Lilo: Kick ass. One more prank left to be done....
(Stitch grabs a remote controller little spider slayer, some glue and a rope. The group left the room. Meanwhile the Kingpin enter the kitchen)
Kingpin: Well, before I check my latest invention to be used to get rid of Spider-Man, I think a meal is on order.
(The Kingpin took a plate and chow down...then he scream in pain due to the glass. The audience laughs as the villain curse and scream)
Kingpin: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
(Meanwhile with Lilo's curse, the group are in the Kingpin. While Cheese open a frigging door to a tall bunch of stairs, Stitch tie a rope to the spider-slayer before tying the other end to the villain's rolling chair. The experiment squirt glue onto the chair)
Stitch: Heh heh heh.
Cream: This is going to be hellva good.
(The Kingpin groans as he enter the invention room, his mouth has bandages)
Kingpin: Damn it, if I find the one who almost made my mouth numb, I'll...
(Suddenly the villain step in the water with the sparking cord, causing him to get electrocuted. The audience laughs as the Kingpin fell to the ground)
Kingpin: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
(The Kingpin got up and groan furiously)
Kingpin: I hate it when I get pranked like this.
(The Kingpin gets into the invention and turns it on. Some sparks came out, much to the Kingpin's worry)
Kingpin: Oh....
(Suddenly the invention explodes. When all is clear, the villain is covered in ashes. The audience laughs as he curses)
Kingpin: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
(The Kingpin calms down a bit and head through the place into his office, sitting down in his glued chair)
Kingpin: Oh, wait until I find the one who is doing this to me. No one makes a damn fool out of the King...
(Suddenly the spider-slayer is activated, racing down the stairs and pulling the rolling chair with the Kingpin in it. The villain, can't get off due to the frigging glue, screams as he is send flying down the stairs that the robot went down, crashing noises are heard. The audience laughs.)
Kingpin's Voice: AHHHHHHH!!!!
(The hosts appear, laughing and high fiving one another)
Lilo: All right, all 4 pranks done and what a successful end to another great season!
Cream: Yep! I got to say, we kicked the Kingpin's ass!
Stitch: Ih! Big fat ass head! Hee hee hee!
Cheese: Chao!
(The audience applaud and cheer)
Lilo: Folks, our season is done! I hope you enjoy our run for now! Tune in next time for another season of...
Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!!!
(The hosts wave for the last time as we fade to black, ending another cool season)