Episode 59: I Pity The Di Lung Fool!

(We cut to the city of Nowhere as familiar theme song plays)

Narrator: Folks, prepare yourselves for some ass kicking as we bring you another episode of...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!!!!

Narrator: And now, your hosts!

(The audience applaud and cheer as we see Lilo's group arriving, waving to the crowd)

Lilo: Hey folks, welcome to another episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell. You saw us pull fast ones on Mr. Uppity last episode with Mr. Rude and Miss Naughty's help.

Stitch: Ih, now we're going to pull hell on another stupid head.

Cream: (shows picture) This is this episode's subject: Di Lung, a big meanie who often appears on Courage, messing with him and saying 'fool' like a jerk.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: Well, let's see how he likes being made a fool out of.

Stitch: Ih! Asshole gets ass kicking.

Shadow: (V.O.) All right, subject is in place, unknown to him. We're ready to begin.

Lilo: Good, director. And now, let the 4 prank making on Di Lung begin!

Cream: Yeah!

(With Di Lung, he was heading to a theater before bumping to Eustace, making his food spill.)

Di: Watch where you're going, ya fool!

Eustace: (glares) Watch where you're going, you fool!

(He was shoved down before Di turned to the vendor.)

Di: Give me great big popcorn, big one you got.

Vendor: Uh, coming right up.

Eustace: (gets up) Hey, I was here first!

Di: I was always here.

(Then, he was given the popcorn, not known to any of them a fuse on it was lit.)

Di: Ha! I go enjoy movie and now I got popcorn!

(Just then, it blew up, resulting himself in being charred black with the audience laughing.)

Eustace: He-he-he. You're no worse than the Stupid Dog.

(We see Cream taking out something and put it in a seat inside the filled theater. With a smirk Lilo then gave some money to an usher)

Lilo: Okay, you know what to do.

(The usher nods as the hosts leave. As Di Lung enter the theater, the usher grabs him by the hand)

Usher: Sir, we're almost full, but I found you a seat.

Di Lung: Well, thank you, you fool!

(The usher takes the man to a row and motions him to a seat. Di Lung goes to it and sat down...suddenly a farting noise is heard, making the audience laughs and for the theater one to look annoyed)

Man: Keep it down, asshole!

Woman: Annoying jerk!

Usher: Sir! Watch your noises.

(As the usher left, Di Lung took out a whoopie cushion from where he sat, much to his annoyance)

Di Lung: (annoyed) Who's the idiots?!

(Outside in an alley, Stitch grab a bone and tie some money to it before tossing the thing to a dog who grab the bone with its mouth happily. With the string being so damn long, Stitch quickly extend it to outside the place)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

Lilo: Okay, we need one more prank to finish the day.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Cream: Right and we know just the one.

(We see the group coming out of the store with a can. Lilo smirks as Stitch took a manhole cover out of its frigging place before she uses it on the new hole, making it look like the manhole is still there)

Lilo: Heh heh heh.

(We now see Di Lung leaving the movie theater)

Di Lung: Ugh. I am being harassed. Fool!

(Di Lung smirks as he saw the money and grab it)

Di Lung: Mine!

(Di Lung pulls the money too hard causing a familiar bone to appear. The man gasp as the pissed off dog rush at him, mauling the creep big time. The audience laughs as Di Lung cae out, chewed but survived)

Di Lung: Ugh, what else can...

(Di Lung step on a 'sewer cover'...and scream as he fell through into the manhole, making the audience laughs. Lilo's group appears laughing in triumph)

Lilo: All right, 4 pranks done! Cool!

Cream: Yep! Di Lung was asking for it and now he got it.

Stitch: Ih.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

(The audience cheer and applaud)

Lilo: Another episode done for now, folks. Tune in next time when we go after Danny Phantom's enemy and foe, Vlad Masters AKA Plasmius. Until next time...later!

(We hear more cheering as we fade to black, ending the episode for now)