Episode 50: May The Prank Be With You!

(We fade in to a ship in a galaxy far, far away as the usual announcer speaks up)

Announcer: Welcome folks to a galaxy far, far away but pranks are always a damn pleasure! Be welcome your hosts Lilo, Stitch, Cream and Cheese!

(The audience applaud as we go inside the ship with the hosts in cloaks)

Lilo: Hey folks, welcome to our show where we prank the hell out of people for your enjoyment.

Cream: Right. We have fun pranking Yosemite Sam and now...we're going after two stupid heads at once.

Stitch: Ih, Count Doo Doo and Darth Sid.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: Right, we know Count Dooku and Darth Sidious are tricky because of how powerful they are, making it difficult to make asses out of them.

Stitch: But that's the fun part!

Lilo: Yep! We will do 2 pranks on a guy at a time, then do one prank together, make it five damn pranks.

Cream: Oh boy, this is going to be fun. Best of all, those guys won't sense us at all.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: All right, 5 pranks, folks. Now let's kick some ass.

(The group sneak through the spaceship doding the droids. With a smirk, Stitch goes through a metal drawer and found a whoopie cushion.)

Stitch: This ought to be useful.

(The group goes into the kitchen part of the ship. Cream picks up a bucket and fill it with water. Lilo saw a label that said 'reserved for Sidious' near a plate of food and a drink.)

Lilo: Must be Sid's crap.

(Stitch raids the fridge and took out some laxative, as well as a stink bomb from a drawer. With a smirk the alien put the laxative in the drink and a stink bomb in the food)

Stitch: Eh eh eh.

(The group leaves and dodge Dooku passing by going into a wardrobe, then they enter the throne room for Dooku. Stitch throws the whoopie cushion while Cream and Cheese sets up a bucket over the top of the door)

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: This is great, 4 pranks set up. Now for the final big one...

(We see a droid entering the kitchen and picking up the meal and drink for Sidious before leaving. Meanwhile, back in the throne room, Lilo and her friends hid in a wardrobe. Dooku enters and yelps as the bucket fell right on his head, getting him wet. The audience laughs as the count got the bucket off)

Dooku: What is this?! Damn it all!!!

(Dooku goes to the throne and sat down. Suddenly a huge farting noise is heard making the audience laugh and the villain embarrassed. He removes the cushion and curse angrily)

Dooku: Who dares?! My master will hear of this!!!

(Dooku leaves. Lilo and her group got out of the wardrobe)

Lilo: Okay, time to hit the training area. Hee hee, this is going to be fun.

Stitch: Ih!

(The group rush into the training area, dodging the Battle Droids. Lilo grab a list nearby and look at it)

Lilo: Hmmm, looks like they are programmed to shoot at these colors today.

Stitch: Oooh! This gave meega a damn good idea.

(Stitch grabs some color mines from nearby and drop them near the door)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

Cream: (smiles) Time for us to sit back and enjoy the fun.

(Meanwhile the droid from earlier enters Sidious's room and put his food and drink in front of him)

Sidious: Thank you. I need something after all my plans.

Droid: Affirmative.

(The droid takes his frigging leave)

Sidious: Now then...

(Sidious drink his drink first...then yelp in alarm as he spit out flames causing the audience to laugh)

Sidious: Blast it all!!!

(Sidious groans as he tries to eat, but the stink bomb goes off, causing a big explosion. The audience laughs as Dooku enter the room)

Dooku: Master, I...(gasps) Dear Force! What is that?!

Sidious: Someone has pulled pranks on me!

Dooku: Same to me! Blast!!!

Sidious: Whoever has done this imbecile thing will pay!!!

(We see the evil Sith Lords heading to a familiar room)

Dooku: Our droids will track down and destroy the pranksters.

Sidious: They better. These things are reliable, right?

Dooku: As usual, my master.

(The two enter the training room...and cause the color mines to go off. Soon they are in different colors as the audience laughs)

Sidious: Who did this?!

Dooku: (notices) What's this?

(The droids glare at the Sith and point their guns at them)

Dooku: Oh crud...these colors are what they are trained to fire at!!!

Sidious: Son of a Sith!

(The droids open fire at the villains, not killing them but annoying them and bruising them a bit. The audience laughs madly at that crap. In a little ship leave the area, we see the hosts laughing as they high five one another)

Stitch: Sweet! 5 pranks done!

Lilo: Yep! Dookie and Sidney got their asses kicked good.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

(The audience cheers)

Cream: Folks, we're done with another episode. Join us again when we pulled pranks on that gay reptile freakso, the Phage.

Lilo: Until next time, have a frigging day!!!

(The audience cheer as we fade to black, ending another episode)