Episode 49: Wild Wild Wild West Pranking

(We cut to a cowboy ranch as the usual announcer speak up)

Announcer: Howdy, partner! It's time for another edition of...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!!!

Announcer: With your hosts...the usual!!

(The audience applaud as Lilo, Cream, Stitch and Cheese appear)

Lilo: Hey folks, welcome back to our show where we play pranks on the stupid heads...

Stitch: And you folks get to watch them make asses out of themselves as usual.

Cream: We has taken care of that brat Darla in the previous episode. And we are going after a crap head in this new one.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: Now let's get to this episode's guest stars, some old pals of ours: Bugs, Lola, Daffy and Porky! Let's welcome them back on the show!

(The audience cheer as the mentioned guest stars appear, hugging the four and shaking hands.

Bugs: Eh, great to be back, kids.

Daffy: Oh boy, this is great that we will be doing some pranks on on our "pal" Sammy.

Lola: Yosemite Sam, that cowboy creep.

Lilo: Yep! We're doing 5 pranks! Everyone ready?

Audience: HELL YEAH!

Porky: Y-y-y-y-y-you bet!

Stitch: Ih! Let's get going!

(The group enter a barn. Stitch grabs some glue and some red paint. Lola take some wine bottles.)

Stitch: This crap oughta be interesting.

(The group hid as they saw Yosemite Sam appearing, grabbing some guns and shooting at cans before setting them back up)

Yosemite Sam: Damn, good shooting!

Porky: A-a-a-any ideas?

Lola: (smirks) I do.

(Yosemite Sam put his guns down as he leave. Lola pull the corks out of the bottles and sneak over to put them in the guns' barrels)

Lola: Hee hee hee.

Bugs: 1 prank set up, 4 to go.

(The group saw Yosemite Sam working, but frown at some flies buzzing. He grab a swatter and swat at them)

Yosemite Sam: Damn flies.

(Cream smirks as Yosemite Sam leaves. She rush over to a stable and open the door, showing a horse's ass.)

Cream: Hee hee hee.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

(The group goes outside as Stitch grab the red paint and work on the bench near the bull pen)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

(Back to Yosemite Sam, he went over and pick up his guns.)

Yosemite Sam: Time for some shooting!

(Yosemite Sam pull the triggers on the guns to shoot at the cans...but the things backfire, exploding in his face. The audience laugh as the cowboy jump up and down, groaning)

Yosemite Sam: Stupid vermints!!!

(Yosemite Sam groans as he goes over to the place that he was before and get back to work. Annoyed by the flies, the cowboy grab the fly swatter and swat at them. However he hit the horse in the ass by mistake, causing the animal to neigh in anger before kicking at Yosemite Sam. The audience laughs as he goes through a barn wall, hitting the ground outside)

Yosemite Sam: (growling) Vermints! AHHHHHHHH!

(Back with the group, Bugs grab some TNT and put them in a hot dog cart nearby)

Lola: Hee hee. Who knew that this cart was here?

(Stitch grab a match and light the TNT, with got a long fuse)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

Lilo: One more prank to set up.

(The group head to behind a familiar a pen nearby. Yosemite Sam came out and sat down on the bench)

Yosemite Sam: Frigging fragging horse. I need some rest...

(After a while, Yosemite Sam got up, unaware that his backside is now red. The bull saw him and snort before he headbutts the cowboy, sending him flying toward some cactuses. The audience laugh as the cowboy got out before jumping up and down)

Yosemite Sam: AHHHHHHHHHH!

(Meanwhile, we see Stitch putting glue on a saddle and throwing the thing on a familiar bull. With a smirk, Porky switch signs on the pens)

Porky: G-g-g-g-good thing we know that Yosemite Sam will be riding today.

Lilo: (giggles) This is going to kick ass.

(Meanwhile, Yosemite Sam is seen going to the cart and get himself a hotdog)

Yosemite Sam: Blast it all, I am getting bad luck lately. At least a hot dog would cheer me up.

(Unknown to the cowboy, he has gotten the TNT...and its fuse is almost done. Yosemite Sam bites into the thing...and an explosion occur. The audience laughs as we see the villain covered in ash before jumping around and curse0

Yosemite Sam: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!

(Yosemite Sam, recovered, arrive at a familiar pen)

Yosemite Sam: Oooh, I will get those damn vermints who did this. First, I will do some horse riding.

(Yosemite Sam jump into the pen and onto a familiar saddle. Suddenly the cowboy yelp as a familiar angry snort is heard)

Yosemite Sam: Hey, this isn't my horse!!!

(The bull from before roar as he jump and run around with Yosemite Sam stuck on him, crashing through the pen while the audience laughs)

Yosemite Sam: Whoa, whoa, stop it, bull, stop! AHHHHHHHHH!!!

(Yosemite Sam and the bull ride off into the sunset as the audience laugh. The hosts and their friends appear, laughing in triumph)

Bugs: Eh, aren't we stinkers?

Lola: You betcha!

Lilo: Wow, 5 pranks done and Yosemite Sam got his ass licked big time.

Cream: (giggles) Figure of speech.

Stitch: Weega like to thank the Looney Tunes.

Daffy: Eh, nothing else better to do, as long as it isn't me.

(The audience cheers)

Lilo: Right, well folks, another episode is done. Join us next time when we go after Darth Sidious and Count Dooku. Until then, Porky?

Porky: T-t-t-that's all folks!

(The audience cheer as the hosts and their friends wave before we fade to black, ending the frigging episode)