Episode 51: Taking Down Phage

(Outside a familiar building in Tokyo, we hear the usual announcer)

Announcer: Folks, prepare yourselves for one hell of another exciting episode of....

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!!!

Announcer: And now your hosts Lilo, Cream, Stitch and Cheese!

(The audience applaud as Lilo's group appear waving to the unseen crowd)

Lilo: Hey folks, we're back after manhandling Dooku and Sidious in a galaxy far far away!

Cream: We have tougher ass challenges before, like Norman Osborn, Darkseid and the last two, but this guy is another damn toughie.

Stitch: Ih, the Phage.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: A regular Teknophage, he has been the head of the company under a disguised name and the leader of Team Spicer. The creep eat his victims and lust after two victims.

Cream: Which we will not mention out of the sake for sanity.

(The audience laughs)

Lilo: Right. Anyway, it's time we have some fun with 5 pranks on this psycho. Right, folks?

Audience: Hell yeah!

Lilo: Right. Kenny, the camera's ready?

Kenny: (You betcha, bitch.)

Lilo: Good, then let us begin the ass whooping that this page has ever seen.

(Inside the building, Stitch search a desk and take out a marker. Cream pick up some ketchup. Next they went up to the second floor via some stairs. Cream smile mischievously as she grab an 'Out of Order Sign' near an elevator and put it next to another one)

Cream: Hee hee hee.

(The group walk down a hallway, Stitch stopping to vandalize a painting)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

Lilo: This is going to be so much damn fun.

(Now the group enter a garden room. Lilo grab some fertilizer while Cheese drop some ketchup near one big plant)

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

(Meanwhile, we see the Phage, in his human disguise, walking down the hall)

Phage: Well, as usual, I may as well see what my employees are do...

(Phage gasp as he saw the picture of himself being vandalized. The lizard jump up and down, cursing as the audience laugh)

Phage: Grrrr, who did this?!

(Phage groan as he goes up to an elevator, unaware that it's the broken one. The villain open the doors and step in...falling right through the elevator shaft. The audience laughs like mad. In the previous floor, the Phage got out of the shaft and curse furiously)

Phage: I will eat someone's ass for this!!!!

(Inside the building, Stitch search a desk and take out a marker. Cream pick up some ketchup. Next they went up to the second floor via some stairs. Cream smile mischievously as she grab an 'Out of Order Sign' near an elevator and put it next to another one)

Cream: Hee hee hee.

(The group walk down a hallway, Stitch stopping to vandalize a painting)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

Lilo: This is going to be so much damn fun.

(Now the group enter a garden room. Lilo grab some fertilizer while Cheese drop some ketchup near one big plant)

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

(Meanwhile, we see the Phage, in his human disguise, walking down the hall)

Phage: Well, as usual, I may as well see what my employees are do...

(Phage gasp as he saw the picture of himself being vandalized. The lizard jump up and down, cursing as the audience laugh)

Phage: Grrrr, who did this?!

(Phage groan as he goes up to an elevator, unaware that it's the broken one. The villain open the doors and step in...falling right through the elevator shaft. The audience laughs like mad. In the previous floor, the Phage got out of the shaft and curse furiously)

Phage: I will eat someone's ass for this!!!!

(Meanwhile Lilo's group goes into a bathroom, switching the shampoo with the fertilizer)

Lilo: Hee hee hee. All right, one more prank left to go.

Stitch: Meega got an idea....

(The group leaves the bathroom. Meanwhile, Phage enters the garden room, checking out a big plant)

Phage: Ahhhh, one of my beautiful yet dangerous of plants. It attacks when it smells blood...or ketchup.

(Phage's foot however step on the ketchup causing it to squirt onto this, much to his shock. Suddenly the plant snap its jaws onto the Teknophage causing him to scream and curse. The audience laughs as the Phage got himself out)

Phage: AHHHHHHHHHH! I gotta get cleaned!!!

(Phage leave the garden room. We see Lilo's group in a cargo bay, pressing a button to open some trapdoors. Cream, grabbing a blanket from nearby, throw it onto the big hole.)

Cream: Now to lure him over here.

Lilo: (grabs some paint) Here's some paints!

(In the bathroom, Phage got into the tub to clean himself off. Soon the villain pour the fertilizer, unknown to himself, onto himself. Suddenly, to his shock, the lizard creature now looks like a hairy freak. The audience laughs as the Phage curse and scream)

Phage: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

(Inside the cargo bay, Phage groans as he walks in)

Phage: Damn it to hell. If I find out who has done this, he is in my stomach. Further...

(Phage looks surprised as he saw a familiar girl standing nearby)

Phage: Cherry? Well, well, this is a big surprise! Heh, I'm sure Sanford won't mind...

(Phage rush over to 'Cherry'...but yelp as he steps on a familiar blanket, right into a big hole. The audience laughs as he hear him screaming until all is silent. The hosts appear, laughing a bit as it is revealed that 'Cherry' is a painting on a wall)

Lilo: Hee hee hee. That was fun.

Stitch: 5 pranks done and Phage got ass kicked.

Cream: Right. I got to say, we did great this time around.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: (to audience) Folks, we are running out of time here, so thank you all for watching. Join us for our season finale where we go after that striped business tiger, Shere Khan.

Stitch: Until now then, bye!

(The audience cheer as we see the hosts wait. We fade out, ending the frigging episode)