Episode 48: Cats Can Prank!

(We fade in to outside a mansion as the audience applaud)

Narrator: Welcome back to another frigging episode of....

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!!!

Narrator: And now, your lovely and cool hosts!!

(The audience applaud as Lilo's group appear on camera)

Stitch: Aloha, ready for some ass kicking?

Audience: HELL YEAH!

Lilo: Right! You saw us take down Lucy in the previous episode...

Cream: At least we hope you did.

Lilo:...now we're going to prank the hell out of another bully. First off, let's welcome our guest-stars, Danny Cat and company!

(The audience applaud as the mentioned animal came in front of the camera and shake hands with the hosts)

Tillie: Thanks for having us on your show, everyone. We're all excited.

Cranston: I don't.

Tillie: Cranston!

Lilo: Well, I hope you're ready to prank Darla.

Danny: Yeah, very nice. Although it is my nature to be nice, I think getting back at Darla would make an exception>

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: Right, what with her animal hating crap as well as framing you for flooding and damaging Mammoth Studios.

Frances: We got back for her on that one.

Pudge: Still, the brat kept her mansion and fortune, just not her fame.

Cream: Well, time for us to pull down 5 kick ass pranks!

Lilo: Right, let's kick some ass!

T.W.: (worried) Is this necessary?

Frances: Don't make me hit you, T.W.

(The group goes inside the mansion. Lilo search through a drawer and pull out some marbles and a marker)

Lilo: Now let's see what we can do...

(Lilo gave the marker and marbles to Pudge and T.W. They went upstairs near Darla's bedroom. Pudge drew on a portrait of the bitch while the turtle drop marbles near some stairs)

T.W.: Hope this works.

Pudge: Hee hee hee. This is fun.

(Inside the kitchen, Sawyer grab a bottle of hot sauce and pour it into Darla's drink)

Sawyer: (smirks) This is going to be so darn hot.

Woolie: (jnside a cabinet) I found this saw.

Cream: Perfect! Go downstairs and we will give you the signal.

Woolie: Of course.

(Pudge and T.W. appears)

Pudge: Okay, I think she's awake.

Cranston: Good. She's going to get stuffed.

Frances: (arch eyebrow) Thought you weren't interested.

Cranston: Bah!

(Inside, Darla got dressed and leave the bedroom)

Darla: Well, I may got screwed before but at least I got my fame.

(Darla however trip over the marbles and fell to the damn floor screaming. The audience as she got up and curse)

Darla: WHO THE HELL DID THIS?!

(Darla breath in and out a bit before leaving)

Darla: I may as...

(Darla gasp as she saw a portrait of herself vandalized. The audience laugh as the girl jump up and down cursing and screaming)

Darla: AHHHHHHH!!!

(Meanwhile, we see Danny Cat breaking a glass bottle and dropping it into some of Darla's good)

Danny Cat: Heh heh heh. Is this a prank or an insult?

Stitch: Who cares?

Lilo: All right, let's go downstairs.

(The group goes downstairs quickly to where Woolie is at)

Woolie: Now?

Sawyer: No, not frigging yet.

(Back inside the kitchen, Darla appear and sat at her table.)

Darla: Hell, I can't glad to get my breakfast.

(Darla drank her drink. Something the girl yelp as she shoots out flames of hell. The audience laughs)

Darla: AHHHHHHHH!!!

(Darla groans as she eat her meal. Suddenly, the bitch scream as her mouth got cut big time. The audience laughs.)

Darla: AHHHH!!!

(Down below)

Cream: All right, go for it, Woolie.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

(Woolie quickly saw through the floor around Darla's chair, making a big pause)

Pudge: That won't last for long, come on!

(Back upstairs, Darla groan as she clean herself)

Darla: Ugh, I don't know what the heck could get worst.

(Suddenly the hole that Woolie has made begin to crack, making Darla yelp in alarm)

Darla: I have to say it...

(Suddenly the hole collide as Darla scream in alarm. The woman goes through another floor and through the ground like mad. The audience laughs as the hosts, outside the place, cheer like mad)

Pudge: Wow, that was fun!

Cranston: Okay, I gotta frigging admit, that got some points for me.

Frances: Lots from me, darling.

Lilo: 5 frigging pranks done and over with. We got to say, Darla sure got what's coming to her.

Danny Cat: Like it or no, eh?

Cream: Yep! We like to thank the cast of Cats Don't Dance for helping out.

Sawyer: No problem. It's our pleasure...and honor to watch that brat get what's coming to her once more.

(The audience cheer)

T.W.: Uh, is the show over?

Stitch: Ih! Weega done with another frigging episode.

Lilo: We are going after Yosemite Sam with the help of the Looney Tunes. Until then...

All: Bye!

(The audience cheer as the cast and guest-stars wave. We fade to black, ending the episode)