Author's note
Do I really need to say it? Hell yeah! Time for another episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell! Kids, prepare yourselves!

Episode 4: Operation: M.A.D.F.O.O.L.363. (Make A Damn Fool Out Of Loser 363)

(Our new episode starts near the Kids Next Door Moon Base as the usual announcer spoke up.)

Announcer: Hello, folks! Eager to seek revenge on people who piss you off? Well, you aren't the only ones! Welcome to a brand new episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell! Your hosts and prank meisters, Lilo and Cream!

(The audience applauds as we see Lilo, Stitch, Cream and Cheese appear in front of the camera held by Kenny)

Lilo: Hey fools, welcome to yet another ass kicking episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell where we pull pranks on the biggest stupid heads ever and watch them make fools out of themselves for your amusement.

Cream: Right, you saw us outwitted Bobcat the Wolf and now we're near the Kids Next Door Moon Base to deal with yet another meanie.

Stitch: Ih, fun, fun, fun!

Lilo: The target of today's episode is the brother of Numbuh 362 AKA Numbuh 363, a big bully who doesn't like to be touched...but also he likes to bully his peers and take credit and other crap like that.

Cream: Well, time for him to take credit...for being the biggest douchebag ever as he is the victim of today's episode.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao, chao.

Shadow: (V.O.) Target is on the move, get ready.

Lilo: Right. On today's show, we will be pulling 7 pranks and see what happened. As long as we don't get caught, we will have a fun time today.

Cream: Yeah so follow along as we prepare to outwit that dumbass Numbuh 363! So let's go!

Voice: (British accent) Pardon me, Lilo and Cream, but you mind if we join you?

Lilo: (turns towards the voice) Wow! Ladies and gentlemen, it's the Kids Next Door of Sector V!

(The audience cheer and applaud wildly as the Kids Next Door of Sector V arrive.)

Cream: Welcome to our show, Kids Next Door!

Numbuh 2: Thanks! We heard what you're planning on doing to Numbuh 363, so we were wondering if we could help you out.

Lilo: Why, of course you can help! We can use all the help we can get!

Numbuh 3: Yay! Our guest appearence on Toon Neighbors from Hell!

Numbuh 1: Calm down, Numbuh 3. So, Lilo, what're we going to do to humiliate the hell out of Harvey McKenzie?

(The gang heads into the place as they turn and saw Numbuh 363 working)

Numbuh 363: (stomach grumbling) Bah, I think I should stop by the candy bar for a snack.

Lilo: (smirks) Oh, I think I know what to do.

(Numbuh 2 picks up some metal nuts and a bag nearby as the gang heads over to the snack bar. With a mischievous smirk, the fat boy change a bag of actual nuts with the metal kind)

Numbuh 2: Hee hee hee.

Cream: Hmmm (pick up something) some tacks.

Numbuh 5: Oooh, Numbuh 5 got an idea.

(The group goes over to a table that is labeled 'reserved for Numbuh 363. Don't touch' nearby. Cream puts the tacks on 363's chair.)

Cream: Hee hee hee, this is going to be fun!

Shadow: (V.O.) Target has now enter the snack bar.

Stitch: Good!

(The gang goes to another table and grabs newspaper to hide themselves, pretending to be reading them just as Numbuh 363 enters and grabs the bag full of metal nuts in them.)

Numbuh 1: One hell teeth breaking nuts, coming right up!

Numbuh 363: (smirks) Here's my seat.

(The jerk of an agent sat in the chair...and on the tacks causing himself to scream. The audience laughs as 363 jumps around like mad with the things in his ass.)

Numbuh 363: What the hell?!

(The boy groans as he removes the tacks off his butt and the chair before sitting down)

Numbuh 5: Almost there...

(Numbuh 363 bites into the nuts...and breaks his teeth in the progress causing himself to yelp and the audience to laugh)

Numbuh 363: Gah! My teeth!

(The boy growls as he threw the nuts away in anger)

Numbuh 363: No food is worth this!

(The hosts run out of the room as Numbuh 363 shouts in anger)

Lilo: Well two pranks down, 5 to go. This episode is doing great, folks.

Numbuh 4: Hey, I got a bloody idea what to do next.

(Numbuh 4 takes a blanket out of a basket as the group moves down the hall. Soon they came upon an empty hole as the boy put the blanket over it)

Numbuh 4: All right, this is going to be fun, fun, fun.

Cream: So do this.

(Cream change the signs to the bathrooms, changing them from the boys to girls and the girls to boys)

Cream: Hee hee hee!

(The group goes into the inventing room and Stitch took an explosive toy action figure)

Stitch: Meega thinks this could come in handy.

(Numbuh 363 looks annoyed as he heads to the door that he thinks goes to the boys' room)

Numbuh 363: I knew those nuts were a baaaaad idea.

(The jerk goes into the bathroom...)

Numbuh 86 (V.O.): GAAAAAAHHHHH! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?!

Numbuh 363 (V.O.): No, wait! It was a mistake!!!!

Numbuh 86 (V.O.): You bet your ass it was!

(Sounds of beating are heard as the audience laugh some more. The beaten up Numbuh 363 groans as he leaves the bathroom, cursing angrily)

Numbuh 363: Damn it to hell!!!

(The boy breaths in and out and then change the signs back before going on his way. Numbuh 363 goes over to a familiar place walking on a blanket...when he fell right through the hidden hole screaming. The audience laughs once more.)

Numbuh 363: Son of the b****!

(The boy got out of the hole and yells furiously, before he closes the hole once more. We cut to the hosts who are raiding the jerk's locker, putting the explosive action figure in there)

Cream: From the sounds of the laughter, I think our fourth prank is done.

Numbuh 2: Yeah, looks like he 'fell' for it this time!

Numbuh 5: (rolls eyes) Oh bother.

Lilo: Time for us to pull an old prank in a new way.

(The gang goes over to the airlock door nearby as Cream quickly unlocks it. Lilo then takes the mop in a nearby bucket of water and wets the floor)

Numbuh 1: This is going to be interesting indeed...

(Numbuh 363 fumes angrily as he approach his locker. The hosts hide as the jerk open it)

Numbuh 363: What is going on today?! First I got tacks on my ass, then I got bad nuts, then Numbuh 86 kick my ass because I was in the girls' room, and now the hole.

(The KND agent found a toy and looks at it)

Numbuh 363: (smirks) Well, today's not a total loss. At least...

Explosive toy: Die adult!

(Soon the toy explodes covering Numbuh 363 in ashes as the audience yelps. The jerk spit out ashes as he move forward. He didn't even saw the wet floor until the boy slips on it. Numbuh 363 goes screaming as he go right through the unlocked airlock door and heading right into space.

Numbuh 363: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!

(The audience laughs hard at this as the jerk is now into space. The hosts and their pals appear laughing in triumph)

Lilo: Oh yeah, cool! We did it!

Numbuh 1: Well, I hate to do that to a fellow operative...but I'm sure Rachael won't mind. Her brother needs to be taught a lesson the hard way.

Numbuh 5: You got it.

(Numbuh 363 is now seen in a space on the moon looking dizzy and surprising not suffociating)

Numbuh 363: God, I hate it when Sam and Max are right.

(The audience laughs as we return to the hosts.)

Stitch: Looks like another stupid head has got his ass whooped.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: (to camera) Folks, another episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell has come and gone. Before we signal out for the day, let's give a big hand to our surprising guest hosts, Sector V.

(The audience applauds as the Sector V group of Kids Next Door smile a bit)

Numbuh 2: Hey, looks like Numbuh 363 has 'spaced' out.

Numbuh 5: (frowns) Get better folks, Hoagie, better folks.

Numbuh 3: Let's do it again sometimes! (hugs Numbuh 4 happily)

Numbuh 4: (blushing) Kuki!

(The audience laughs as Lilo continues)

Lilo: Folks, when we return for the next episode, our next victim will be Kim Possible's rival and cheerleading pain in the ass, Bonnie Rockwaller.

Cream: Until next time, folks...

All: See ya around!

(The hosts and guest hosts wave while the audience applauds as we fade out to black, ending yet another episode)