Episode 47: Good Grief For Lucy!

(As we fade in another episode, we hear the usual music as we go to a field)

Narrator: All right, stay in your seats because you don't want to miss a damn minute of your favorite bully pranking show...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!!!

Narrator: Damn straight! And now your hosts!

(The audience applaud as the familiar hosts appear)

Lilo: Hey folks, welcome back to our show where we kick the crap out of any bully, creep, meanie, etc. in the world.

Cream: Right. When we do pranks, you gotta love them.

Stitch: Especially when weega has Strong Bad beaten the hell out of him in last episode.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: Now we are about to pull 5 pranks on another bitch AKA Lucy Van Pelt. First off, let's welcome to our show, Charlie Brown, Snoopy and Linus!

(The audience applaud wildly as the mentioned three came on the show, shaking hands with Snoopy licking the girls)

Cream: Hee hee! Stop that!

Linus: Thanks for having us here, girls.

Lilo: No problem. As you know, Lucy has been a major problem for you all for years.

Charlie Brown: Don't remind me. She always punch someone if you piss her off, mess up our games, tricked me with that football trick...

Stitch: Dumb bitch.

Linus: I wouldn't say that but still...

Lilo: Well, we are going to pull 5 pranks on her to get back at the meanie. How about it?

Snoopy nods as he smiles.

Cream: We will take that as a big yes.

Cheese: Chao!

Lilo: (to camera) Folks, stick around! We're ready to kick some ass!

(First off, the group goes into a house and take some glue, a whoopie cushion and a noise maker)

Lilo: This crap can come in handy.

(The group leave the house and see Lucy throwing snowballs)

Linus: Man, my sister is just a pain.

(Snoopy nods as he grab a clear net some nearby. While Lucy isn't looking, the dog put it in a tree nearby)

Snoopy: Heh heh heh.

Cream: Charlie, why don't ya do us a favor?

(Cream whisper into Charlie's ear. The boy nods as he walks away. Lucy saw Charlie passing through a hole in a tree)

Lucy: (smirks) Oh, this is going to be fun. And with snow!

(Lucy grab a snowball and throw it. To her shock, the invisible net caught is and send it right back at the girl hitting her in the face. The audience laughs)

Lucy: What the heck?

(Lilo's group goes over to Lucy's usual stand as Lilo put the whoopie cushion in her damn chair)

Lilo: Heh heh heh.

(Stitch take a mousetrap out, open the cup thing and put it inside before putting the thing away)

Stitch: Heh heh.

Linus: (notices) Uh oh, my sister is coming.

(The group rush off in time. Lucy head to her stand)

Lucy: Well, time to give pointless info to that blockhead.

(Lucy sat down...and yelp as a huge ass fart is heard. The audience laughs as the girl remove the whoopie cushion)

Lucy: Oh good grief!!

(We see Lilo and her group near a football, putting glue on it. Now the group wait nearby)

Lilo: Oh yeah, this is going to be so damn cool.

Cream: Yeah.

Linus: What do you all got planned for the final prank?

Stitch: Let's wait until these two are frigging done. Hee hee.

(Back at Lucy's stand, Charlie was sitting down and explaining his usual thing to Lucy)

Lucy: Blah, blah, blah. Anyway, 50 cents please.

(Charlie nods as he put 50 cents in the usual cup then leaves. The bitch opens the thing and reach in. Suddenly Lucy yelp as the mousetrap snaps on her fingers. The audience laughs as they saw thing around her fingers)

Lucy: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

(Lucy got the mousetrap off before leaving in annoyance.)

Lucy: Who's the blockhead? Well, may as well trick Charlie Brown with the football trick.

(Lucy goes to the football and hold it. Charlie appears)

Lucy: Time to kick the football, Charlie Brown.

Charlie: (glares) You sure you won't pull it away this time?

Lucy: Come on, after so many times, why should I now?

Charlie: True.

(Charlie goes back a bit then charges at the football. Lucy smirks evilly as she is about to strike. But then Cheese pulls on the noisemaker, causing a distraction and making her turn)

Lucy: Huh?

(Suddenly Charlie kicks the football...and Lucy send them flying such the girl's hand still stuck in the football. The audience laughs)

Lucy: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

(Lucy lands in some bushes nearby)

Charlie: Whoa, you didn't pull away that time! Thanks, Lucy!

Lucy: (groaning) No problem.

(We see Lucy going to the house with a groan)

Lucy: Good grief, I got to get this stupid football out and...(notices) hey, what's this?

(Lucy saw a note tape to the frigging door and take it, reading it)

Lucy: (reads) "Dearly love, I can't hide my feelings for you much longer. I am waiting for you inside to give you one heck of a kiss?!" (grins) Schroeder! He must've realize his feelings for me at last!!

(Lucy goes into the house, her eyes closed)

Lucy: I'm here!

(Suddenly Snoopy jumps and kiss Lucy, making her yelp in alarm, making the audience laugh)

Lucy: Argh! I've have been poisoned! Ick! Gross, ugh!!!

(Lucy leaves the room in disgust as Snoopy chuckle. We see the hosts and their pals coming out)

Charlie: Well, that was fun.

Linus: Yeah.

Lilo: Well, looks like Lucy got humiliated and ass kicked.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

Cream: Folks, 5 pranks are now done! We like to thank Charlie and friends for helping out.

(Snoopy smile as he lick the girls making the audience laugh and cheer)

Lilo: Snoopy! (to camera) Folks, we are done for now. Tune in for another episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell where we teamed up with Danny Cat and friends to terrorize the animal hating bitch, Darla Dimple.

Stitch: Until then, later!

(Everyone wave as the audience applaud. We fade to black, ending the episode)