Episode 46: Strong Bad's Prank Day

(We cut somewhere as the announcer spoke)

Announcer: Folks, please keep your mallets handy as we're about to handle another kick ass episode of...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!

Announcer: And now, Lilo and friends!

(The audience applaud as Lilo, Stitch, Cream and Cheese appear, waving)

Lilo: Hey folks, welcome back to a spanking ass episode where we spank the asses of every creep, bully and anything else that comes on this show.

Cream: Right, the last time, we took down the Kankers. Now we're going after a very interesting one.

Stitch: Bad, Strong Bad that is.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: Right. Strong Bad, a big bully and meanie in the goddamn Homestar Runner franchise. In any cases, perhaps it's time to take him down a peg or so.

Cream: With 4 pranks as usual.

Cheese: Chao!

Stitch: All right, meega is ready! Let's do this!

(The group goes inside the house and into Strong Bad's kitchen. Stitch go through a drawer and pick up some laxatives, dropping the crap into some Cold Ones.)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

(The four now goes into the bathroom. Lilo search through a cabinet and found some super glue)

Lilo: Damn, who knew you can find super glue in this bathroom?

Cream: Use it on the toilet!

(Lilo quickly put glue on the toilet)

Lilo: Hee hee hee.

(The group leaves the bathroom and goes through another room quickly. Just Strong Bad enter the kitchen)

Strong Bad: Time for me to drink some frigging Cold Ones before I get back to the e-mails.

(Strong Bad drank a Cold One down hard. Suddenly the guy yelp in alarm as the audience laugh)

Strong Bad: What the frig?! I gotta crap!

(Strong Bad rush to the bathroom. In the computer room, Stitch got on the computer and smirk as he saw Strong Bad's list)

Stitch: Heh heh heh. Time for some flames...

(Inside the bathroom, Strong Bad sat on the toilet, unaware of the glue, and crap like mad)

Strong Bad: Ahhhh, I'm done. Now....

(Strong Bad tries to get up but is stuck to the toilet lid. The guy yelps in hellva alarm as the audience laugh)

Strong Bad: Hey! I'm stuck!

(Strong Bad moves around until he got up, breaking the toilet lid in the progress0

Strong Bad: DAMN IT TO FRIG!!!

(A while later, Cream mess with some equipment, making her giggle)

Cream: Heh heh heh.

Lilo: All right, the last pranks are set up. Come on.

(The group quickly went outisde as Strong Bad came back in)

Strong Bad: Ugh, probably Strong Sad-hole messing with me or Dumbstar. Oh well, back to my e-mails.

(Strong Bad sat in his seat (which is difficult thanks to the toilet seat and try to type. Suddenly the creature got zapped like mad causing the audience to laugh then send crashing into a wall. Strong Bad got up and curse like mad)

Strong Bad: Great, what else can go wrong?

(A knock came at the door as Strong Bad answer it. To his shock, most of the Homestar Runner cast are outside, pissed off)

Strong Bad: Why did I have to ask that?!

Homestar: Hey, not cool, Strong Bad! You flamed us!

Strong Bad: No I didn't...not this time!

Marzipan: Liar!

Coach Z: You called me a homo and the rest names!

The Cheat: Eh!

King of Town: Let's kick his ass!

Strong Bad: No, wait!

(The audience laughs as the cast pounce on him, beating the hell out of him. On the other side of the house, Lilo and friends laugh as they high five one another)

Lilo: Sweeet! 4 pranks done, another victim punished!

Stitch: Strong Bad got down big time.

Cream: Yep!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: (to camera) Folks, looks like Strong Bad will be feeling some damn crap for a while...

Stitch: Serves him right!

Lilo:...so that means another episode well done. In our next episode, don't miss on how we will help Charlie Brown, Snoopy and Linus pull pranks on that meanie bitch, Lucy.

Cream: See you next time!

(The audience cheer and applaud as we fade to black, ending the episode)