Episode 45: An Ed-citing Prank Ed-pisode

(Outside a familiar trailer in a cartoon, we hear the announcer)

Announcer: Folks, you want pranks, bullies, and humility? Then damn it, we got them back! Welcome back to another episode of...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!!

Announcer: And now your favorite hosts who prank people and get away with it, Lilo, Cream, Stitch and Cheese!!!!

(The frigging audience applaud as we see the hosts appear)

Lilo: Hey folks, what's up?

Stitch: A lot is up since we pull pranks on that bitchy Queen of Hearts.

Cream: Right! Now we're taking on 3 targets at once with 4 pranks! Isn't that cool?

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: Helping us out this time are Ed, Edd n Eddy!!

(The audience applaud as the mentioned 3 appears, shaking hands with Lilo's group)

Ed: Butter toast!

Eddy: Shut up, Ed. When shall we pranked the Kankers?

Lilo: Relax, we will soon. (to camera) Now the Kankers Sister are 3 scary bitches who has been harassing the Eds for years. No one seem to get the better of them...

Cream: Until now!

Edd: Oh, dear, this sounds painful.

Stitch: To the sisters!

Edd: Hmmm, I suppose you're right.

Creamn: Let's kick some Kanker ass!

Ed: Yay!

(The group sneak into the trailer. Eddy smirks and drop 3 whoopie cushions on a couch)

Eddy: Hee hee hee. Kick ass.

Lilo: Okay, now for prank number 2.

(Cream search through a fridge and pull out a carton that said, 'Warning: Never Over Heat'. The rabbit put the stuff in the microwave and turn it on)

Cream: Hee hee hee.

Ed: That's big pack of butter!

Edd: All right, here's a stuff dummy. I think I know how to make things interesting, Stitch, if you can help.

(Edd and Stitch mess with a swinging dummy nearby)

Stitch: Kick ass.

Lilo: All right, one more prank to go...

(Outside the trailer, Eddy pulls out a noisemaker and gave it to Cheese who flew it, hiding the damn thing before falling)

Eddy: All right, just one more...

(The group saw the Kankers coming and hid in time. The bitches goes into the trailer, not noticing them)

Lilo: All right, let's do this.

(Inside the trailer. Lee smriks as she goes to a practice dummy)

Lee: Oh yeah, I love beating up on stuff.

(Lee hits the dummy which swings back...but then forward, hitting Lee sending her flying right into the sisters, knocking them down. The audience laughs at that)

Kankers: Ouch!

Marie: (frowns) Get off!

(The girls got up with a groan. They sat down on the couch and hearing farting noises, making them yelp in embarrassment. The audience laughs as the girls found the whoopie cushions)

May: Okay, who's the wise guy?!

(The Kankers got out of their seats and heard a ding from the microwave)

Lee: Huh? Hey, did any of you let the microwave on?

Marie: Hell if I know!

(The girls check the microwave and open it. Suddenly, an explosion occurred getting milk crap all over themselves. As the audience laughs, the girls scream and yell in annoyance)

May: Ugh! This day has gotten worst!

Edd's Voice: Hey, Eddy, you think this could work?

Lee: Heh, what's that?

Eddy's Voice: Hell yeah, it will work. They won't suspect a thing.

May: (smirks) Ah, those Eds are trying to surprise us. They are under the trailer right now.

Lee: Let's go greet them.

(The girls left the trailer and crawl under it, expecting the Eds. To their confusion however, they found the noisemaker)

Marie: What the...?!

(Suddenly the air in the trailer wheels is gone as the trailer itself lands on the girls, crushing them hard)

Girls: OUCH!

(The audience laughs and cheer as the hosts and their friends appear)

Lilo: All right! 4 pranks successfully done!

Ed: Oh boy, that would hurt.

Edd: Yes, I don't like that stuff but I will make an exception in their case.

Eddy: Ha! Screw them!

Cream: Folks, we like to thank the Eds for helping out!

Ed: Gravy!

Lilo: Uh, right. (to camera) Folks, our episode is done for now. Join us next time when we pull pranks on Strong Bad of Homestar Runner fame. Until next time...

All: Later, assholes!

(The audience cheer and applaud as we fade to black, ending the episode)