Episode 44: Off with her Dignity!

(We fade in to the maze)

Announcer: Hey folks! We're back on...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!

Announcer: And now, your hosts!

(The audience applaud as Lilo and her friends appear)

Lilo: Hey folks, welcome to another episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell, where we make fun of the creeps via pranking and you get to watch.

Cream: Right, the last time, we pulled nasty pranks on the Hacker, now we're going after the Queen of Hearts, the evil meanie with one bad temper who has a history of beheading people who piss her off.

Stitch: Ih, let's see if we can get away with pranking this bitch and not lose our heads.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: Alice and her friends will be helping us out, pulling 4 pranks on this nasty woman. Stick around!

Stitch: Ass kicking time!

Shadow's voice: Okay, the woman is on the move, we're ready to do this.

Cream: Okay, Shadow! Let's kick some tail!

(Outside the maze, the group saw a tea party happening. Stitch grab some spikes and put them in a chair, the guest-stars (most of them) are there)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

Alice: Hey everyone.

Lilo: Ah, Alice. You're here.

Alice: Right. The Queen will be coming for her tea any moment...alone, she want the table to herself.

Mad Hatter: Good! Then let's give her a real problem! Hee hee!

Dormouse: (groaning) Real, real problem indeed.

March Hare: All right, just some hot sauce would do the trick.

(March Hare pour some hot sauce into a tea pot and pour it into a cup)

March Hare: Hee hee hee.

White Rabbit: (check watch) Oh dear, the Queen would be here any moment. After tea, she has croquet!

Lilo: Good. Now let's get our asses to the croquet field.

Cream: Man, this is going to be fun.

(The group leave the area quickly, heading into the croquet field. The Mad Hatter pulls out a hedgehog like thing and switch it)

Mad Hatter: My little bomb, hee hee!

Alice: Do you got to laugh like that?

March Hare: He always do!

(Back at the party, the Queen arrive)

Queen of Hearts: (smirk) Good, the table all to myself and no one else!

(The Queen sat her fat ass down then scream as she touch the spikes causing her to jump up. The audience laughs as she land and scream)

Queen of Hearts: AHHHHHH! WHO DID THIS?!

(The Queen remove the spike from her ass as she frowns)

Queen of Hearts: When I find the one who did this, off with his head!

(The Queen took her teacup and drink from it. Suddenly the woman yelp as she shoot out flames like mad. The audience laugh at that of course. She scream and drank some water before screaming)

Queen of Hearts: AHHHHHHH! OFF WITH THE HEAD OF WHOEVER HAS DONE THIS!!!

(A while later, the group hid as the Queen came back grabbing her flamingo croquet)

Lilo: Okay, any moment....

Alice: Wait! We didn't set the last prank up yet!

Stitch: Oh crap, what...

(Suddenly a familiar humming is heard as the Cheshire Cat appears on the Queen's back, unknown to her)

White Rabbit: Oh, the Cheshire Cat.

Cheshire Cat: (grins) I think I know of a familiar trick to make her angry, don't you?

Cream: Like how?

(As the Queen raise her damn flamingo up, the Cheshire Cat pulls it near the bottom of her dress)

Alice: Oh dear.

March Hare: Heads up!

(The group hid as the Queen, unaware of what's going on, caught herself, causing her to fell to the ground with her undies exposed. The audience laugh like mad)

Mad Hatter: Hee hee, never got tired of that joke.

Dormouse: Never ever tired...

(The Queen got up and curse angrily. She calms down and prepare to hit the hedgehog thing, unaware that it's a bomb. The bitch hits it and it explode, turning her into a blackened woman)

Queen: (groaning) Off with...

(The Queen collapse to the ground as the audience laugh. The hosts and their friends laugh and cheer)

Lilo: All right, yes, 4 pranks done!

Alice: (giggling) I got to say, that was amazing.

Cream: Yeah.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: (to camera) Folks, we are done with another episode and the Queen ends up blowing her mouth off. We like to thank Alice and her friends for helping us out.

Mad Hatter: Make sure you come back for tea next time!

March Hare: And do not be late!

(The audience are heard applauding)

Lilo: Folks, join us again next where we deal with those Kanker bitches with special guest stars, the Eds, on another episode of...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!

(The audience cheer applaud as we fade to black, ending the episode)